Kiss a bald dude's head for 1 billion or slap it for 500 million dollars

[TheEldritchGod]

That is the sign of a good cat, bonus points if it is evil.

Hahaha!
That's a good one!
As if there's such a thing as a non-evil cat.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

@SailusGebel how do I make it sexual with allergy?

In fact, @CupcakeNinja How do I make it sexual with allergy?

Dude your allergies give you FREE LUBE. All that snot from a runny nose....fuck that's hot. It's already sexual. Everyone loves a sickly bitch. Got that deep, husky voice. The flushed cheeks. Sneezing and sniffles.

 

[Lodur]

He is void and formless, like any good cat should be.

Is mine void and formless enough?

Spoiler

It's been a hard day's night.

 

[TrashyCat]

Well, I have a black cat that is allergic to cats. No. Not kidding. It's why I took him home from the shelter. No body would take him home.

So Aldin likes to sleep on top of my pillow at night. And sneeze. Blowing snot every where. I have a headboard protector because of him.

So now you have a story about an allergic pussy that likes to sleep on my head.

And no... I am not joking. this is Aldin.

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He is void and formless, like any good cat should be.

You fool!

That is no mere cat!

That is ████ ███████ █████████, The Supreme God of the ██████████ █████

He merely took the form of a cat to appear fathomable in your limited perception. His 'sneezes', as what you might call it, is his method of marking your very realm as his.

Careful, oh Eldritch One,

For that ancient being is one that precedes even you

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

why do people find this funny?

The only reason you’d be asking this is for if you were bald.
…
Come here for slaps, baby!

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Is mine void and formless enough?

Spoiler

It's been a hard day's night.

Hard to tell. I can't see the tendril hub. But from what I can see, little bit high on the form. Clearly not pure bred, but that's fine.

You fool!

That is no mere cat!

That is ████ ███████ █████████, The Supreme God of the ██████████ █████

He merely took the form of a cat to appear fathomable in your limited perception. His 'sneezes', as what you might call it, is his method of marking your very realm as his.

Careful, oh Eldritch One,

For that ancient being is one that precedes even you

Nonsense. Now if you will excuse me. My cat has to molt his spine ridges and they are very poisonous. It's important to gather them right away.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

The only reason you’d be asking this is for if you were bald.
…
Come here for slaps, baby!

He isn't bald if he wears a trucker cap.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

He isn't bald if he wears a trucker cap.

Ah yes.
I see no baldy, only a man with a trucker cap. He’s hidden. Goshdarnit!
… Just kidding! Heeere’s Johnny!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Ah yes.
I see no baldy, only a man with a trucker cap. He’s hidden. Goshdarnit!
… Just kidding! Heeere’s Johnny!

NO! RUN! Get out of the bathroom window!

 

[georgelee5786]

The only reason you’d be asking this is for if you were bald.
…
Come here for slaps, baby!

I've the hair of an olympian god

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I've the hair of an olympian god

...
I thought Zeus was bald. He had a nice beard, but was bald.

 

[georgelee5786]

...
I thought Zeus was bald. He had a nice beard, but was bald.

Shut up

 

[dummycake]

Slap. The experience of being the person who gave up 500 million in order to slap a bald dude's head (instead of kissing it) is easily worth 500 million.

Everyone will ask you why? Then you get to explain all your own stupid cringey thoughts about money, life, slapping, and baldness while everyone listens. Dream come true.

It's just a kiss though?
It will be a funny story and no one will think "I would just kiss the head, what an idiot" when you tell them

 

[georgelee5786]

I've the hair of an olympian god

...
I thought Zeus was bald. He had a nice beard, but was bald.

Tis gorgeous

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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Tis gorgeous

…I can toootally see the photo shop effects. Pretty nice effort though. You must have been working on it aaaall the way since my last comment…

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Many dragons could be considered bald because they have no hair. ?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Many dragons could be considered bald because they have no hair. ?

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Slap...