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Because Anna is an unchanging elder god and immune to shenanigans like this I will use my most popular side character for this.

Thokri stumbles out of bed and wanders over to relieve himself. He discovers he’s missing something very important and panics. Once he calms down he gets dressed and rushed over to wake up the rest of the party and after many crude jokes the mages and the priestess examine him. When they realize that it’s permanent they start to discuss how to change him back and come up with two choices. A divine miracle or a wish spell. Knowing the dwarven god is probably laughing his ass off at Thokri’s plight and usually doesn’t help they decide to find a magical item that contains a wish spell and thus begin an epic journey in search of a ring or lamp or lich’s phallus or something like that.
 
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Seaspecter said:
Because Anna is an unchanging elder god and immune to shenanigans like this I will use my most popular side character for this.

Thokri stumbles out of bed and wanders over to relieve himself. He discovers he’s missing something very important and panics. Once he calms down he gets dressed and rushed over to wake up the rest of the party and after many crude jokes the mages and the priestess examine him. When they realize that it’s permanent they start to discuss how to change him back and come up with two choices. A divine miracle or a wish spell. Knowing the dwarven god is probably laughing his ass off at Thokri’s plight and usually doesn’t help they decide to find a magical item that contains a wish spell and thus begin an epic journey in search of a ring or lamp or lich’s phallus or something like that.
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Why there are so many characters that say that their penis is important?
 
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dummycake said:
Why there are so many characters that say that their penis is important?
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Because they are horny and enjoy all of the memories of orgasms they have had with their D? I don’t know. I don’t feel like I’d be attached to my parts one way or the other. *shrugs*
 
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Seaspecter said:
Because Anna is an unchanging elder god and immune to shenanigans like this I will use my most popular side character for this.
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*peers at the unchanging elder god*

"Sigh... look. We... we need to talk."

*A long pseudopod extends and rubs the back of the cloud of spite and eyes as the many many MANY eyes look to the side*

"There's been talk about that... you know... yer unchanging. And I know... I KNOW... Hey, the Lords of Order are SUPAR KEWL and all, but... this whole stasis thing you got going on? It's... ehh..."

*the cloud undulates as if it was shrugging*

"I'm just gonna say it."

*All the eyes look up*

"It's very chunibyo. Seriously. You sound like a 10,000th grader. It's very cringe. I'm not trying to make fun of you, I'm just telling you that everyone is laughing at you behind your back. They keep talking about if they could store cultists in your realm so they don't notice the passage of time. Jokes like that. So. I know if I was being cringe, I'd hope someone would take a moment to come and explain to me that entropy rules all, change is inevitable, and nobody listens to Bon Jovi anymore."

*the cloud of spite and eyes lets out a heavy sigh that ripples through the cosmos and accidentally kills a flock of pigeons who drop out of the sky for no apparent reason to lie dead at the feet of a young couple who take that as an omen and break up*

"Don't take it personally. I know what it's like to be the newest Neverborn on the block. I'm just suggesting you, you know, tone it down. Not be so public about it. And... maybe... ditch the internalized bones? Seriously. Everyone is creeped out by your bones. Exoskeletal is the hip, new thing. I'm an old fuddy-duddy. I prefer formless and every shifting. I'm into the classics, but hey, The shiny, glossy exterior of exoskeletal creatures is not unpleasing to The Eye."

"And everyone knows THE EYE is the undisputed god of fashion, so if he says Exoskeletons are 'in'. THEY ARE 'IN'. ... Even if they are technical on the outside. It's best just to SAY they are 'in', because, HOOOOOOOO-BOY, you do NOT want to try and explain that to THE EYE. Especially after the incident."

"And hey, just so you know, I always part my spite on the same side. That never changes for me. So, aren't we ALL just a little unchanging? But... yeah... You're taking things a bit too far. Just... I dunno. I'm not good at these sorts of things. The whole... coherently communicating thing."

"Just thought you should know."

*drifts off*
 
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Silnarion was quite interested in their new gender. The opposite of nothing was indeed everything. With their new bits and bobs, a new wardrobe seemed to be in order. Something loose wouldn’t provide much support, but their new body would demand any close fitting clothing, especially pants, to undergo some unique tailoring. As a result, Silnarion opted for some granny underwear covered up by a quite lovely cottage-core dress, complete with a corset bust. Their love of clothing was finally showing. Just don’t look under the skirt.

Meanwhile, Afia: I look like my brother now… I hope I don’t go through a sweaty, smelly stage like him too.
 
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TheEldritchGod said:
*peers at the unchanging elder god*

"Sigh... look. We... we need to talk."

*A long pseudopod extends and rubs the back of the cloud of spite and eyes as the many many MANY eyes look to the side*

"There's been talk about that... you know... yer unchanging. And I know... I KNOW... Hey, the Lords of Order are SUPAR KEWL and all, but... this whole stasis thing you got going on? It's... ehh..."

*the cloud undulates as if it was shrugging*

"I'm just gonna say it."

*All the eyes look up*

"It's very chunibyo. Seriously. You sound like a 10,000th grader. It's very cringe. I'm not trying to make fun of you, I'm just telling you that everyone is laughing at you behind your back. They keep talking about if they could store cultists in your realm so they don't notice the passage of time. Jokes like that. So. I know if I was being cringe, I'd hope someone would take a moment to come and explain to me that entropy rules all, change is inevitable, and nobody listens to Bon Jovi anymore."

*the cloud of spite and eyes lets out a heavy sigh that ripples through the cosmos and accidentally kills a flock of pigeons who drop out of the sky for no apparent reason to lie dead at the feet of a young couple who take that as an omen and break up*

"Don't take it personally. I know what it's like to be the newest Neverborn on the block. I'm just suggesting you, you know, tone it down. Not be so public about it. And... maybe... ditch the internalized bones? Seriously. Everyone is creeped out by your bones. Exoskeletal is the hip, new thing. I'm an old fuddy-duddy. I prefer formless and every shifting. I'm into the classics, but hey, The shiny, glossy exterior of exoskeletal creatures is not unpleasing to The Eye."

"And everyone knows THE EYE is the undisputed god of fashion, so if he says Exoskeletons are 'in'. THEY ARE 'IN'. ... Even if they are technical on the outside. It's best just to SAY they are 'in', because, HOOOOOOOO-BOY, you do NOT want to try and explain that to THE EYE. Especially after the incident."

"And hey, just so you know, I always part my spite on the same side. That never changes for me. So, aren't we ALL just a little unchanging? But... yeah... You're taking things a bit too far. Just... I dunno. I'm not good at these sorts of things. The whole... coherently communicating thing."

"Just thought you should know."

*drifts off*
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“It’s OK, Anna the Elder God! My best FRIENDS, the Stars, say that you make a very UNIQUE color amongst the palette of their dream.
“There, there.”
*pat, pat*
“I may be a CHILD SEARING FROM THE VERSICOLOR STRINGS BURNING HER BLAND BODY, but we can all be FRIENDS!!! Want to be FRIENDS with the Stars, and be given leave of their dream???
 
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TheEldritchGod said:
*peers at the unchanging elder god*

"Sigh... look. We... we need to talk."

*A long pseudopod extends and rubs the back of the cloud of spite and eyes as the many many MANY eyes look to the side*

"There's been talk about that... you know... yer unchanging. And I know... I KNOW... Hey, the Lords of Order are SUPAR KEWL and all, but... this whole stasis thing you got going on? It's... ehh..."

*the cloud undulates as if it was shrugging*

"I'm just gonna say it."

*All the eyes look up*

"It's very chunibyo. Seriously. You sound like a 10,000th grader. It's very cringe. I'm not trying to make fun of you, I'm just telling you that everyone is laughing at you behind your back. They keep talking about if they could store cultists in your realm so they don't notice the passage of time. Jokes like that. So. I know if I was being cringe, I'd hope someone would take a moment to come and explain to me that entropy rules all, change is inevitable, and nobody listens to Bon Jovi anymore."

*the cloud of spite and eyes lets out a heavy sigh that ripples through the cosmos and accidentally kills a flock of pigeons who drop out of the sky for no apparent reason to lie dead at the feet of a young couple who take that as an omen and break up*

"Don't take it personally. I know what it's like to be the newest Neverborn on the block. I'm just suggesting you, you know, tone it down. Not be so public about it. And... maybe... ditch the internalized bones? Seriously. Everyone is creeped out by your bones. Exoskeletal is the hip, new thing. I'm an old fuddy-duddy. I prefer formless and every shifting. I'm into the classics, but hey, The shiny, glossy exterior of exoskeletal creatures is not unpleasing to The Eye."

"And everyone knows THE EYE is the undisputed god of fashion, so if he says Exoskeletons are 'in'. THEY ARE 'IN'. ... Even if they are technical on the outside. It's best just to SAY they are 'in', because, HOOOOOOOO-BOY, you do NOT want to try and explain that to THE EYE. Especially after the incident."

"And hey, just so you know, I always part my spite on the same side. That never changes for me. So, aren't we ALL just a little unchanging? But... yeah... You're taking things a bit too far. Just... I dunno. I'm not good at these sorts of things. The whole... coherently communicating thing."

"Just thought you should know."

*drifts off*
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Anna actually the spawn of an elder god. She’s only three years old in the story so far so keep your tentacles off the baby!
 
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Seaspecter said:
Anna actually the spawn of an elder god. She’s only three years old in the story so far so keep your tentacles off the baby!
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*immediately backs off to the other side of the comos*

"WHOA! Uh... RIGHT! I... uh... Hey! That explains things! And Uhh... Chris Hansen isn't around, is he?"

*feverishly searches local space-time*

"GOTTA GO!"

*dives into the nearest singularity*
 
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