Writing Prompt Write about an office job with fantasy races/creatures.

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HelloHound

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"Hey did you hear about maureen? "
Kate couldn't help but wince, ignoring how Jameson paled a lighter green when he spotted her fangs but what's a vamp to do? Filing isn't an option, especially with her insurance.
"I heard that they caught that 'wild dog' that was running around on central" Focus on the positives Katie-girl.
The male goblin hissed a breath through his much less intimidating dentition as he tries to dance around the subject with much less skill as she did earlier.
"You think HR's going to get her coverage underneath the lycanthropy clause or is it too late for this tax year?"
 
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"Hey did you hear about maureen? "
Kate couldn't help but wince, ignoring how Jameson paled a lighter green when he spotted her fangs but what's a vamp to do? Filing isn't an option, especially with her insurance.
"I heard that they caught that 'wild dog' that was running around on central" Focus on the positives Katie-girl.
The male goblin hissed a breath through his much less intimidating dentition as he tries to dance around the subject with much less skill as she did earlier.
"You think HR's going to get her coverage underneath the lycanthropy clause or is it too late for this tax year?"
I am very curious about this lycanthropy clause.
 

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I am very curious about this lycanthropy clause.
well, werewolf attacks arent an uncommon problem and if a worker is now biologically locked to a schedule I imagine that has to be put into HR policy to help the worker/cover a managers ass if someone gets hairy during a surprise overnight meeting before pulling out the tranquilizer gun
 

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"Hello fellow co-worker! I'm your new office neighbor! Looking forward to working with you," Vanta Dreen Orblud said happily, offering her hand in a big grin. Internally, she was dying inside for a positive side from this mopey-looking teenager. Her last coworkers took her positivity and used it to exclude her, so she was desperately wishing for a better response. Nervously, she pulled at the collar of her "I Love Type B People. Hugs & Bites!"
He looked up at her blankly, putting down a miniature tree he had been messing with.
'Oh shoot. Here we go again...' she thought. 'Perhaps they've got a good bathroom for crying like last job."
His unidentifiably colorful eyes took on a pink hue, and he immediately gave a huge, friendly smile. "Hello! Nice to meet you! Put it there?" he said, sticking out his hand, before quickly retracting it before she could shake it.
'The too slow trick!? Nooooo!' she bemoaned.
"Ah sorry," he said sheepishly, breaking her out of her internal panic. He brushed sand off his hands, before pointing his thumb at the tree. Its roots crumbled into sand, which trickled up the table up to the branches, growing out the tree. "My ancient verdant growth of the witch dunes could drive you insane with its sand. Safety first!" he said genially, throwing a thumbs up.
Before literally throwing a thumbs-up... onto the floor under his desk.
They looked as one of his hands rolled down his lap, still stuck in thumbs-up.
How one search for a one ageless witch's hand ended with a fight against an army of oversized person-sized dust bunnies, fending off a spider huntsman with a box opener, and an unbreakable bond of friendship forged between two coworkers in the void under his desk... well, she would probably never know.
 
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"Hello fellow co-worker! I'm your new office neighbor! Looking forward to working with you," Vanta Dreen Orblud said happily, offering her hand in a big grin. Internally, she was dying inside for a positive side from this mopey-looking teenager. Her last coworkers took her positivity and used it to exclude her, so she was desperately wishing for a better response. Nervously, she pulled at the collar of her "I Love Type B People. Hugs & Bites!"
He looked up at her blankly, putting down a miniature tree he had been messing with.
'Oh shoot. Here we go again...' she thought. 'Perhaps they've got a good bathroom for crying like last job."
His unidentifiably colorful eyes took on a pink hue, and he immediately gave a huge, friendly smile. "Hello! Nice to meet you! Put it there?" he said, sticking out his hand, before quickly retracting it before she could shake it.
'The too slow trick!? Nooooo!' she bemoaned.
"Ah sorry," he said sheepishly, breaking her out of her internal panic. He brushed sand off his hands, before pointing his thumb at the tree. Its roots crumbled into sand, which trickled up the table up to the branches, growing out the tree. "My ancient verdant growth of the witch dunes could drive you insane with its sand. Safety first!" he said genially, throwing a thumbs up.
Before literally throwing a thumbs-up... onto the floor under his desk.
They looked as one of his hands rolled down his lap, still stuck in thumbs-up.
How one search for a one ageless witch's hand ended with a fight against an army of oversized person-sized dust bunnies, fending off a spider huntsman with a box opener, and an unbreakable bond of friendship forged between two coworkers in the void under his desk... well, she would probably never know.
Does he keep a puppet in the void under his desk? If so, they should take the puppet from the void, and paint her world with color.
 
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Hig had to make his way to the HR once again, his monthly paycheck was once again late and the slime bitch of a coworker had screwed up the pantry's microwave oven like clockwork. WHO THE FUCK MICROWAVES LETTUCE!?

"Grenda!" He slammed open the office door in fury and onto the desk of the big nosed goblin wearing cheap lipsticks and rouge. "Where's mah money!? Don't you dare say payroll is still counting, I just saw Yakson and his fat stack envelope! Bull's having a big erection and that stupid grin!"

Clicking her lips, the goblin pondered for a moment to call in the wraiths again to drag this uncultured orc out, but Mr Miyagi had been twitching his snout about company morale lately and she could only pinched her nose bridge while dealing with the pig up front. "Mr Hig, your performance had been... unsatisfactory lately and you're downloading porn in office time. Have you considered not doing that or even do it discreetly?"

"FUCKING STYX! That's why you don't want to pay me?! I've put mah heart and soul in this company!"

"You clocked in barely on time and fucking bolted as soon as the bell hits."

"YOU SHUT YER TRAP!"
 
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Hig had to make his way to the HR once again, his monthly paycheck was once again late and the slime bitch of a coworker had screwed up the pantry's microwave oven like clockwork. WHO THE FUCK MICROWAVES LETTUCE!?

"Grenda!" He slammed open the office door in fury and onto the desk of the big nosed goblin wearing cheap lipsticks and rouge. "Where's mah money!? Don't you dare say payroll is still counting, I just saw Yakson and his fat stack envelope! Bull's having a big erection and that stupid grin!"

Clicking her lips, the goblin pondered for a moment to call in the wraiths again to drag this uncultured orc out, but Mr Miyagi had been twitching his snout about company morale lately and she could only pinched her nose bridge while dealing with the pig up front. "Mr Hig, your performance had been... unsatisfactory lately and you're downloading porn in office time. Have you considered not doing that or even do it discreetly?"

"FUCKING STYX! That's why you don't want to pay me?! I've put mah heart and soul in this company!"

"You clocked in barely on time and fucking bolted as soon as the bell hits."

"YOU SHUT YER TRAP!"
Mr. Hig should study elegance from vampires. He could learn how to better hide his office porn. Although, I am sure most would just tell him not to download porn on the office computer. Isn't he civilized enough to own a cellphone?
 

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It can be funny or serious, and it can be multiple species in one office. It can be a mundane office conversation, or you could have goblins bringing people coffee. The only rule is that it should not exceed one thousand words.
“Hello OOO” Un said as I clocked in. The day was a boring day. Talking with my centaur boss is always a bit scary, not because of the power they have, but because they have a bad habit of accidentally stepping on peoples feet. That is a fast track to the hospital, even if you get the rest of the day off, the pain is not worth it. I clocked out 8 hours later and headed home.
 
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“Hello OOO” Un said as I clocked in. The day was a boring day. Talking with my centaur boss is always a bit scary, not because of the power they have, but because they have a bad habit of accidentally stepping on peoples feet. That is a fast track to the hospital, even if you get the rest of the day off, the pain is not worth it. I clocked out 8 hours later and headed home.
In my experience centaurs are severely lacking in grace, so this checks out. Those poor workers can only hope the insurance covers it.
 

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“Hey.” Catniss Purrson panted as she waved at her fellow coworker Dina, her ears and tail dropping downwards in exhaustion.

Although she didn’t have the aversion to water that her ancestors had, the idea of a glacial rainfall that went on for days cemented why the Catgirl hated it when it rained.

“Oi Cathy, how you doin’. Seriously, this heat is killin’ me!” Dina grunted as she flailed around, trying to rip off the suit jacket that clung to her body.

About a foot and a half taller than Catniss who only reached her stomach, Dina had blue skin, blue hair, very blue eyes, and the bluest scaly reptile-like tail Catniss ever saw.

“Heat? Dina, this is a rainstorm…” Seeing this, Catniss wondered once again whether or not her Reptile friend would someday get into trouble for indecent exposure.

Usually, she would be prudent in refuting Dina’s claims of such ‘heat’, but today she decided against it. The last thing she needed whilst working a dead-end job was to waste energy arguing with the employees.

“Forget that, is it true what happened with that shorty Rutgar Rootcutter?” Dina said, rocking back and forth in an office chair.

“About what? The fact that he joined an Anti-Elf group after HR fired him, and wants to deforest the planet to get back at the Elves?” Cathy huffed. “Or the fact that he and his boys are targeting Elven businesses in retaliation?”

“Holy Agadzagadza, are you yankin’ my tail right now?!” Dina nearly fell out of her chair as the wheels slipped. “People still do things like that in this age?”

“I know right?” Cathy said. “And now they’re targeting all sorts of businesses owned by Elves trying to bulldoze them down…”

“Drat, that’s crazy…”

“Drat indeed.”

“On an unrelated note…” Dina said as she looked as if she remembered something. “Cathy, who’s the midget with the power armor foaming at the mouth at the entrance foyer? He seems like a nice guy… You know, ignoring the massive power drill attached to his hand.”

“…What?”
 

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Define Fantasy Creature.
I do not want to talk about work here.
Hah Hah. Witches are as common as gravel. He wants a story about FANTASY creatures. You know, strange and bizarre creatures that only exist in legend and myth. Like anyone who lives in Bielefeld, or corn.
 

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Define Fantasy Creature.

Hah Hah. Witches are as common as gravel. He wants a story about FANTASY creatures. You know, strange and bizarre creatures that only exist in legend and myth. Like anyone who lives in Bielefeld, or corn.
Common witches are indeed as numerous as gravel. Good (as in competent) witches are stuff of the fantasy stories.
Besides, we subcontract a lesser imp for security.
 
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“Hey.” Catniss Purrson panted as she waved at her fellow coworker Dina, her ears and tail dropping downwards in exhaustion.

Although she didn’t have the aversion to water that her ancestors had, the idea of a glacial rainfall that went on for days cemented why the Catgirl hated it when it rained.

“Oi Cathy, how you doin’. Seriously, this heat is killin’ me!” Dina grunted as she flailed around, trying to rip off the suit jacket that clung to her body.

About a foot and a half taller than Catniss who only reached her stomach, Dina had blue skin, blue hair, very blue eyes, and the bluest scaly reptile-like tail Catniss ever saw.

“Heat? Dina, this is a rainstorm…” Seeing this, Catniss wondered once again whether or not her Reptile friend would someday get into trouble for indecent exposure.

Usually, she would be prudent in refuting Dina’s claims of such ‘heat’, but today she decided against it. The last thing she needed whilst working a dead-end job was to waste energy arguing with the employees.

“Forget that, is it true what happened with that shorty Rutgar Rootcutter?” Dina said, rocking back and forth in an office chair.

“About what? The fact that he joined an Anti-Elf group after HR fired him, and wants to deforest the planet to get back at the Elves?” Cathy huffed. “Or the fact that he and his boys are targeting Elven businesses in retaliation?”

“Holy Agadzagadza, are you yankin’ my tail right now?!” Dina nearly fell out of her chair as the wheels slipped. “People still do things like that in this age?”

“I know right?” Cathy said. “And now they’re targeting all sorts of businesses owned by Elves trying to bulldoze them down…”

“Drat, that’s crazy…”

“Drat indeed.”

“On an unrelated note…” Dina said as she looked as if she remembered something. “Cathy, who’s the midget with the power armor foaming at the mouth at the entrance foyer? He seems like a nice guy… You know, ignoring the massive power drill attached to his hand.”

“…What?”
*chefs kiss* this is hilarious.
Define Fantasy Creature.

Hah Hah. Witches are as common as gravel. He wants a story about FANTASY creatures. You know, strange and bizarre creatures that only exist in legend and myth. Like anyone who lives in Bielefeld, or corn.
Eldritch creatures count, but I am not sure how big the office would need to be.
 
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