Skill steal question

NotaNuffian

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I mean, let's face it, IRL skills are not as fun as Fireball.

And yes, I will just go to old folks' home or hospices for the terminally ill and go to town... though to be fair, if the skills can degrade like RL, then it is also no point. Unless it is the ability to resist abdominal pain from stomach cancer.
 

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I mean, let's face it, IRL skills are not as fun as Fireball.

And yes, I will just go to old folks' home or hospices for the terminally ill and go to town... though to be fair, if the skills can degrade like RL, then it is also no point. Unless it is the ability to resist abdominal pain from stomach cancer.
I'd half expected you'd be on your quest to find beeg deek skill or smth
 

TheEldritchGod

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I NEED VERY PRECISE MECHANICS.

Why? Do I need to steal ALL the skill? Like, if I steal 1 level from EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE,do I now have level 8 billion in something?
Does it stack?
Is each skill a slight variant? Like brawl 5 (Take a hit) and brawl 5 (Kung fu) are not the same?

Is breathing a skill? Can I steal people's ability to EAT? are memories a skill? Can I steal your ATM code? How about programing? Is each language a different skill? Can I steal C++ from everyone on the planet and be the only C++ programer left? Do I have to meet someone? Touch them?

Is Natural talent different from a skill? Knowledge different from a skill? Do animals have skills? Corpses? Trees? Rocks?

Can I give skills?

Can I just drain someone DRY and leave an empty shell, but have a copy of them inside my head? Would that include personality? Free Will? THEIR SOUL?

I have damage to my hypothalamus. I can't remember names or faces. Is people's friendships a skill? Where is it stored? Does this only cover implicit memories or explicit memories as well? is LOVE a skill? Can I steal all of someone's LOVE so they no longer love ANYONE? Will I be compelled to love those people?

What do you do with it?
I rule all, that's what I do.
Only steal from the dying and criminals? Fuck THAT. I MAKE PEOPLE DROP DEAD BY LOOKING AT THEM AS THEY FORGET TO BREATHE THEN DECLARE MYSELF THE SECOND FUCKIN' COMING OF KEANU REEVES THEN TELL THE WORLD ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, YOUSE ALL MY BITCHES NOW! THEN I MAKE EVERYONE FORGET THE GOD WHO GAVE ME THIS POWER EXISTS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.

DEATH NOTE AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME.
 

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I mean, let's face it, IRL skills are not as fun as Fireball.

And yes, I will just go to old folks' home or hospices for the terminally ill and go to town... though to be fair, if the skills can degrade like RL, then it is also no point. Unless it is the ability to resist abdominal pain from stomach cancer.
IRL skills could be awesome- welding, glass blowing, martial arts…

even the boring ones could make life way easier like concentration, studying, analysis
 

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IRL skills could be awesome- welding, glass blowing, martial arts…

even the boring ones could make life way easier like concentration, studying, analysis
I would assume that once you have this skill, you are at the age of twenty plus. Unless you find skills such as "instantly becoming rich" or "becoming a superhuman", it will be a rather short endeavor.

Yes, getting skills such as "concentration" and "determination" are great, they fill my holes and make me into a better person, But that's it. Their help is limited.

Also, physical skills such as "parkour" requires a fit body to use properly. I am very fucked in that department.
 

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Prison guard or prisoner transport would be the ideal job for such a skill. Nothing quite like stealing the skills of convicted felons. I'd specifically target murderers, rapists, drug dealers, pimps, and multimillion fraudsters.
youve gained the pasive skill: insanity

gl with that
 

MintiLime

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I would assume that once you have this skill, you are at the age of twenty plus. Unless you find skills such as "instantly becoming rich" or "becoming a superhuman", it will be a rather short endeavor.

Yes, getting skills such as "concentration" and "determination" are great, they fill my holes and make me into a better person, But that's it. Their help is limited.

Also, physical skills such as "parkour" requires a fit body to use properly. I am very fucked in that department.
The trick would be to get a good combination of skills. Determination + Concentration + Physical Skills would give you the know how of a master and the mental fortitude to start from scratch.

Also, being twenty plus doesn’t make you old. A 60 year old that lives to 90 has longer left to live than I’ve been alive.

You could reasonably gain wonderful skills that help you budget wiser and achieve your goals within a natural lifespan.

I think you need the skill Optimism lol
 

Daitengu

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youve gained the pasive skill: insanity

gl with that
That's nothing new. I've been called mad and insane for ages. Like the time I turned down a Free Mason's invite because I refused to say I believe in a Big G of some sort. I'm Buddhist, whatcha gunna do.

Pretty sure you mean sociopathy and/or psychopathy.
 

NotaNuffian

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The trick would be to get a good combination of skills. Determination + Concentration + Physical Skills would give you the know how of a master and the mental fortitude to start from scratch.

Also, being twenty plus doesn’t make you old. A 60 year old that lives to 90 has longer left to live than I’ve been alive.

You could reasonably gain wonderful skills that help you budget wiser and achieve your goals within a natural lifespan.

I think you need the skill Optimism lol
I also need "stop whining like a lil' bitch" skill
 
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