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When was the last time you brewed a car
When I was a young little lass of 200 years old I did travel to the future, stole some clown's car and brought it back home.

I did try to make a potion out of it but I don't brew them and use other ways for... yeah we don't talk about it.
brought a chair to life
Literally first year of Macedonian Academy for Infernal Lawyers (my alma matter) covered it in its second week. Animation of matter and necromancy are witchcraft ABC's
 
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When I was a young little lass of 200 years old I did travel to the future, stole some clown's car and brought it back home.

I did try to make a potion out of it but I don't brew them and use other ways for... yeah we don't talk about it.

Literally first year of Macedonian Academy for Infernal Lawyers (my alma matter) covered it in its second week. Animation of matter and necromancy are witchcraft ABC's
Wow, you haven't brought a chair to life since your school days? You must be fun at parties.
 
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I bring inanimate objects to life all the time. It's not something to care about.
Yet when asked about the last time you did it all you could think of was the one time you had to. Sad really.
 
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Yet when asked about the last time you did it all you could think of was the one time you had to. Sad really.
We all made mistakes in our youth, and the first time you animate an object will be more memorable than every other time. You don't even use puppets as a warlock, shameful really~
 
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We all made mistakes in our youth, and the first time you animate an object will be more memorable than every other time. You don't even use puppets as a warlock, shameful really~
The question wasn't really about the feat itself. Animating the inanimate is obviously beginner stuff, I even did it without trying (quite literally) recently, it was more to see how frequently that kind of elementary magic is used. Couldn't even come up with anything past school smh. The question in terms of ability was referring to the car. Quite the invention, named it after my late apprentice, Carson.

Though, "don't even use puppets as a warlock." Please, I know what a sacrificial doll is.
 

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Yet when asked about the last time you did it all you could think of was the one time you had to. Sad really.
Only morons would use magic willy-nilly. No self-respecting witch will use a magic that is not required.
The question in terms of ability was referring to the car. Quite the invention, named it after my late apprentice, Carson.
Literally a lump of metal running on explosion. Worst invention since spork.
Though, "don't even use puppets as a warlock." Please, I know what a sacrificial doll is.
Yeah, you lame boring weak warlocks all use puppets. That's why you have bad cred with the devils, demons, evil spirits, ghosts, the fey and many other unclean things. Literally only pagan gods deal with you without having to tolerate you.

"Oh look at me Im a warlock I can do curses" smh, it was pathetic 2000 years ago and gotten worse ever since
 
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Only morons would use magic willy-nilly. No self-respecting witch will use a magic that is not required.
@RepresentingEnvy You going to take that?
Literally a lump of metal running on explosion. Worst invention since spork.
I see you have no idea what makes something awesome or you're just jealous I did it first.
Yeah, you lame boring weak warlocks all use puppets. That's why you have bad cred with the devils, demons, evil spirits, ghosts, the fey and many other unclean things. Literally only pagan gods deal with you without having to tolerate you.
Pagan gods suck. So do evil species. That's why they get used for spells, potions, and experiments.
 

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@RepresentingEnvy You going to take that?

I see you have no idea what makes something awesome.

Pagan gods suck. So do evil species. That's why they get used for spells, potions, and experiments.
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This is so classic warlock. Antichrist, this would laughable if not for mortals confusing you and us and damaging our rep. I'm not even going to respond to that.
 
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This is so classic warlock. Antichrist, this would laughable if not for mortals confusing you and us and damaging our rep. I'm not even going to respond to that.
"I'm not going to respond to that." after responding to that. Witches are the worst, man. Also often poor. Can't relate.
 

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Projecting on what? Look into my eyes, these are not the eyes of a poor man. Cars made me so much gold.
Yeah yeah, sure. Who cares about gold anyway. A single alchemic application of a caloric stone can make up to a tonne and caloric stones can be bought wholesale from the ghost association in Shanghai - not that you'd know anything about it because no self-respecting ghost would ever lower themselves to trading with a warlock or they would trade with you but you'd be so ripped off you'd not have a thread to your body
 

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The reason I deleted it was because my previous acc got banned without notice on the subject of pedophile so after a few deliberation I chose to delete the post.

Unless I am guaranteed free of charge for my question, I don’t think I should repost.
 
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Yeah yeah, sure. Who cares about gold anyway. A single alchemic application of a caloric stone can make up to a tonne and caloric stones can be bought wholesale from the ghost association in Shanghai - not that you'd know anything about it because no self-respecting ghost would ever lower themselves to trading with a warlock
Trading? No. Why would one ever do business with an evil spirit that couldn't even reach hell when there are much more efficient ways to get anything of value they may have? Still, I wasn't aware of all the test subjects roaming in Shanghai. Thanks for the tip!
 

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Trading? No. Why would one ever do business with an evil spirit that doesn't even know how to reach hell when there are much more efficient ways to get anything of value they may have? Still, I wasn't aware of all the test subjects roaming in Shanghai. Thanks for the tip!
No worries, I received a commission for it. Do try to not completely die - I could use an edible idiot who'd enter a hungry ghost den I really care about your safety despite your inferior magical and intellectual powers.
 

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Warlock ? is inferior to Warkey ?️. unless the Warlock is broken, which means WarLock smith would have come into action and try to un-warlock the warlock and fix the pins and spring inside the warlock.
 
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