Lore protagonist...?

[Woolen_Monkey]

But can you do it if you feel dead?

...monkey fast. No death. ?

Do you want to see a deceased monkey?

So is that a yes?

 

[Sola-sama]

Who knows? Only Hans

With a price of mere $29.95, you can access his personal #OnlyHans

 

[Deleted member 54065]

With a price of mere $29.95, you can access his personal #OnlyHans

Yes, this is true! For only $29.95, you get to access my private #OnlyHans where you watch premium videos of my suicide attempts. All for $29.95!

 

[Sola-sama]

Yes, this is true! For only $29.95, you get to access my private #OnlyHans where you watch premium videos of my suicide attempts. All for $29.95!

Disappointed that it isn't all about your feet or smth

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Also, we can call the Lores 'The World Hans Only Knows'.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

Yes, this is true! For only $29.95, you get to access my private #OnlyHans where you watch premium videos of my suicide attempts. All for $29.95!

So um how did you intend to collect this money?

Heaven don't deal in USDs

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Disappointed that it isn't all about your feet or smth

New commissioner spotted in the wild. Good job revealing yourself meme friend.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Disappointed that it isn't all about your feet or smth

There's nothing to like about me. lol

So um how did you intend to collect this money?

Heaven don't deal in USDs

It goes to charity, so my life can have the slightest meaning.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Btw, I can't become a protagonist. As of right now, I'm one of the protagonists of SH lore spin-off about school, plus there is this sitcom in the making about me and salmonElla. My schedule is too tight. Sorry boys and girls, but your protagonist is in another castle.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

There's nothing to like about me. lol

 

[Deleted member 54065]

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I can chop off my right hand for posterity.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

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WTF? This is a monstrosity that is neither fluff nor pire.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Btw, I can't become a protagonist. As of right now, I'm one of the protagonists of SH lore spin-off about school, plus there is this sitcom in the making about me and salmonElla. My schedule is too tight. Sorry boys and girls, but your protagonist is in another castle.

The title is "Gebel Days".

I'm just hoping it won't end with a nice boat--

WTF? This is a monstrosity that is neither fluff nor pire.

I like it actually.

Looks like she'd bite back when we gave her head pats.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

WTF? This is a monstrosity that is neither fluff nor pire.

idk. those teeth can draw out a... a good irony pile of blood.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

idk. those teeth can draw out a... a good irony pile of blood.

What those teeth do? *Ebil Fluff proceeds to bite off your arm.*

 

[Deleted member 54065]

idk. those teeth can draw out a... a good irony pile of blood.

Can also be used to replace a dull wood saw.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

What those teeth do? *Ebil Fluff proceeds to bite off your arm.*

Blood On The Go!

 

[MagmaRazor]

Whoever it is, They're going in my hoard.
?
My vote is for you, user reading this.

Please do, it'd be funny

 

[Deleted member 54065]

All of this talk about lore and its protagonist...

Meanwhile, Hans...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

All of this talk about lore and its protagonist...

Meanwhile, Hans...

Spoiler: BASED