Yet Another Inhuman Partner Poll

[Deleted member 54065]

Why? It's a stone duck! My stone duck is hard!

That poor d*ck...

D*cks needed the sun, as all living things!

 

[Cipiteca396]

Why? It's a stone duck! My stone duck is hard!

It just looks so pathetic buried in the grass and with all the paint scratched off.

 

[Notadate]

Rock
Rock gud.
Rock is best smasher

 

[Deleted member 54065]

It just looks so pathetic buried in the grass and with all the paint scratched off.

It's a waylaid d*ck.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

How did we get into d*ck jokes?

 

[Deleted member 76176]

How did we get into d*ck jokes?

I don't know, but this is making my eyes bleed.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

How did we get into d*ck jokes?

Because I have a stone d*ck.

Tis owned by my mother, planted like a landmine in our garden.

 

[Sola-sama]

I'd choose PC because there's a possibility of upgrading it into a Turbo Sexbot Master 3000 with Intel core i9-69420F CPU and NVIDIA GForce RTX 6069.

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

Because I have a stone d*ck.

Tis owned by my mother, planted like a landmine in our garden.

You share with your mother a d*ck?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Your mother owns a hard d*ck?

Yep, bought from an online store named Lazada last 2020.

Now it's a lonely d*ck, like that nursery rhyme from Cocomelon.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

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I'd choose PC because there's a possibility of upgrading it into a Turbo Sexbot Master 3000 with Intel core i9-69420F CPU and NVIDIA GForce RTX 6069.

You just combined sex toys and PC. I think that is cheating.

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

Why is d*ck censored but not sex toys

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You share with your mother a d*ck?

No, its hers.

You just combined sex toys and PC. I think that is cheating.

I'm just a sad GTX1650 and Ryzen 5 peasant. ?

Why is d*ck censored but not sex toys

Because a d*ck can kill you.

 

[Sola-sama]

You just combined sex toys and PC. I think that is cheating.

No, its hers.

I'm just a sad GTX1650 and Ryzen 5 peasant. ?

Because a d*ck can kill you.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

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I'd love to, but alas...my other inhuman partner, Miss Wallet, disagrees.

Also added another option.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'd love to, but alas...my other inhuman partner, Miss Wallet, disagrees.

Miss Wallet can go make-out with Miss Purse. They deserve to be happy together.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Miss Wallet can go make-out with Miss Purse. They deserve to be happy together.

Alas, Miss Wallet can't go with Miss Purse.

For one, I got no girlfriend with a purse. And two, I love Miss Wallet more than my life...jacket.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Alas, Miss Wallet can't go with Miss Purse.

For one, I got no girlfriend with a purse. And two, I love Miss Wallet more than my life...jacket.

Who says you can't get a purse? Get a purse and shove Miss Wallet inside.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Who says you can't get a purse? Get a purse and shove Miss Wallet inside.

That's...kinky.

Any case, the newest addition to the poll choices will bring you to the depths of the seas, and make you inhuman as well (you'll become a ghost).

 

[Deleted member 84247]

That's...kinky.

Any case, the newest addition to the poll choices will bring you to the depths of the seas, and make you inhuman as well (you'll become a ghost).

I had a sinking feeling this was coming...