A neat idea about vampires and a more general one

[Seaspecter]

This thread is cursed. Pebble, keep your 4chan adventures away from any bonfire. You shouldn't be allowed within a kilometer of any place where people are sharing their stories.

I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Ahhh... WoD, back before you got woke and Eileen managed to dig her fat fingers into white wolf. Then they had to screw everyone out of royalties and made WoD revised because they had TOO HARD A TIME KEEPING TRACK OF THEIR OWN SETTING.

Ahhh... the heady days of early 1990's. I got laid so much. Run a vampire LARP and girls gave you blow jobs for God damn bumps to thier social Stats. Back when it was safe to walk the streets of Canadian cities at night wearing black leather pants and a poet shirt.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Ahhh... WoD, back before you got woke and Eileen managed to dig her fat fingers into white wolf. Then they had to screw everyone out of royalties and made WoD revised because they had TOO HARD A TIME KEEPING TRACK OF THEIR OWN SETTING.

Ahhh... the heady days of early 1990's. I got laid so much. Run a vampire LARP and girls gave you blow jobs for God damn bumps to thier social Stats. Back when it was safe to walk the streets of Canadian cities at night wearing black leather pants and a poet shirt.

ur old man

 

[TheEldritchGod]

ur old man

Why yes. Yes I am.

 

[melchi]

Also, since they are associated with bats, does that make Dracula the first mainstream furry character?

In olde time lore vampires didn't get up and suck people's blood. Bram Stoker started that craze. They just sat quietly in their grave and caused misfortune to people with connections to them. Like witches were blamed for famine, vampires were blamed for disease. There are a lot of headless corpses in really old polish cemeteries for when someone exhumed the dead and proclaimed vampire because the animus was still intact.

 

[Notadate]

Vampires are sex fiends. Well mine are, they’re based off twilight. They groom children.

(I am clearly mocking twilight because I hate it)

 

[BearlyAlive]

Are vampires blood succubi or are succubi sperm vampires?
I mean modern media seems to confuse them more and more so there has to be a connection, right? Other than that both suck, of course.

 

[melchi]

In historical times witches got blamed for bigger things than vampires.

Vampire -> a lot of people in your family die.

Witches -> A region wide famine.

From what I've read, a witch hunt is usually a knee-jerk reaction to place blame for a poor harvest.