Your protagonist's relationships out of context

[Rhaps]

Describe the relationships of your MC in the most absurd and out of context ways possible.

I'll start first.

Charlotte Silvi, an orphan:

Daughter of a hero of Greece and the literal abyss (both died in an intense combat situation that ended with one big penetration).

Her aunt is the rightful king to the Hellenic Republic. But the problem is the Republic part.

Her adopted mother is Actually Satan, protecting America (fuck yeeaaah). A decorated hero, erased a country out of existence.

The closest father figure she has is dollar store Otto Apocalypse.

Her biological sister is a psychopath growing poisonous plants in the garden. Her fianceé is Kratos from the hit game God of War.

Her best friend (didn't consent) is a cultist leader worshiping a star millions of lightyears away, also a Vampire who love to suck life energy.

Her other friend is a child rescued from a cult, has the power of Murphy's Law on his side.

Her other other friend is a crazy samurai girl who used to be a yangire (she got better).

She has the femboy king Romulus obssessed with her because hsr previous incarnation was Remus, his brother.

On the reincarnation train, she's a father to another person in her own organization, because she's also the incarnation of Gilgamesh.

Van Gogh is her/everybody's therapist.

Jack the Ripper who is also Florence Nightingale went "I can fix her" but dipped after a few days.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Secretly revealing stuff I'm long ways away from actually writing, lol.


Dignitas Qwerdan, well-known author:

Doesn't know it, but his lineage traces itself back to one strongest beings in known reality. He got blue balled aa he was writing his story.

His father, Anton Qwerdan, is the head of the Qwerdan family, and is the strongest of the four of them—he's like if your overbearing father received reality-altering abilities. He's also the best "author" in the family.

His mother, Analise Qwerdan, is the Parallel Log version of Injustice 2's Wonder Woman. Manipulative, and does the same thing to her husband as the Amazonian did to Superman.

For better or worse, his most stable relationship is his connection to his sister. The reclusive hermit known as Charlotte Qwerdan is the hikkimori (is that how you spell it?) of all hikkimoris.

The person he's the most closest with, while simultaneously the most toxic one, is his girlfriend-boyfriend relationship with Lorelai Seraph. He's like a dog owner, teaching the dog tricks in exchange for affection. He's got her in the palm of his hand, tied up in strings he knows she can't escape from.

Ohh, yes. Can't forget about this. The person he admires the most, John Ailey, is the protagonist of the story he was reincarnated in. He'd do his best to get in John's pants whenever he can if given the chance. Ain't ever seen a bigger meat rider than Dignitas is to John.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

What?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I tried but thinking about, all the mc's I've written have relationships that are absurd enough without trying to complicate them.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

My main character Sol (also known as Theodore, Theo, Theodora, Theater, that damn bitch/bastard, monster, etc)
Sol is a cultist of the uncountable eyes in the empty flesh above, blinking as they are under the seas of nonexistent blood.
They are the prize jewel of the hoard of a Devil of Greed.
The epitome of royalty decided to do with her as most royals end up doing with their pretty servants, which led to the use of far too many tentacles.
She is a surgeon for a state-wide pizzeria.
More than a hundred of his friends pressed ctrl+alt+del.
He got a girl's phone number in the midst of a monster-ridden palace because he was so freakin' hot.
They are sponsored by Death and Taxes for education at school.
She ate out her best friend.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

I'll just describe them normally.

Scott Flores:

Father is an overly buff man that claims to be the strongest florist.

Mother is a mentally unstable woman that associates being one minute late to dinner with being a thug.

Brother is a traitorous scoundrel that wants to see his downfall.

Transmigrator is a begrudging squire that served him for a day before death and has formed a lifelong brotherhood with him.

His first friend is a polite man that's so hated by everyone around him that they ostracized him, forced him to sit next to Scott and threw food at him when he tried to move away from Scott.

He gained his second friend by forcing him to be his slave.

He gained his last friend by convincing him of the joys of treating everyone beneath you no matter what their rank is.

His rival is a man that he hated before he even knew who he was.

His love interest is currently hiding her feelings because he wants to force her into a harem when she doesn't want to be in one.

The headmaster of his school is a money-obsessed lich, that's currently using him for profit.

His general studies teacher is secretly one of the most talented mages on the planet but wants nothing to do with anyone.

His art teacher wants him to become a talented artist so forces him to work out every class.

His smithery teacher is an untrusting dwarf who is warming up to him.

His knight studies teacher is the only normal role model he has.

His taming teacher is a kind-hearted bear lady that tried to murder him when they first met.

His martial arts teacher is a pathetic woman with no talent who sees him as a demon and might have tried to kill him but did more damage to the students she actually likes.

His sub is a coward that also hates him, alongside most students in his year. Both hate him because he spent the first day challenging close to hundreds of students to a fight, trying to find a guy he didn't know. Once he found said guy he fell asleep before their fight started.

He has a couple of acquaintances who he knows will turn evil but he doesn't really care.

He robbed a bunch of guys in the capital and the very next day they all formed a mob and hired high-level mercenaries for the sole purpose of punching him in the face.

The detention officer for his school likes him but they've only crossed paths once.

 

[Rezcore]

Max's girlfriend is his Homeroom teacher

His mother is a Surgeon suffering under the Korean hierarchy bull

His Grandfather is insistent on hooking his sister into an arranged marriage

His lesbian house keeper would quote "gladly get back on solids for him"

His best friend in school has reverse game and every time he tries to flirt with a girl, they try to hook him up with dudes

His daughter is intent on making her dad's girlfriend her new mom

His personal assistant live in his head literally

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Context/Translation
My main character Sol (also known as Theodore, Theo, Theodora, Theater, that damn bitch/bastard, monster, etc)
Sol is a cultist of the stars.
She is the girlfriend of Elisa, a Devil of Greed, and counts as part of the hoard of Elisa. She is the center of the hoard for the possessive Elisa.
The epitome of royalty decided to do with her as most royals end up doing with their pretty servants, which led to the use of far too many tentacles. (This won't get any context. You either get it or don't. This was one of the more messed-up scenes)
She is a surgeon for a state-wide pizzeria, which is actually an inclusive, multi-creature gang headed by a werewolf that offers free pizza. The pizza stores are the above board businesses and a thin cover story, along with a draw for those who need food. The gang is incredibly popular.
More than a hundred of his friends are dead. It's actually counted up by the System. Even got an Achievement called A Following in the Underworld.
He got Magical Guardian Sunshine's phone number, while stuck in the palace of an eldritch horror that is the epitome of royalty, because his beauty is so great and mind-warping (and more importantly, M.G. Sunshine has a fetish for monster-girls).
They are sponsored by the Lady of Death and Taxes, who is the head of the militant IRS of this world, for education in an academy because she and the rest of the organization want to keep an eye on Sol to find connections to eldritch horrors.
Sol ate her best friend because she was dying of corruption, and if she didn't, either the epitome of royalty would crush her for not acting the correct role in his eldritch schema, she would die of said corruption, or she would go insane and become a genocidal maniac due to said corruption.

 

[J_Chemist]

Dude who has a lot of dead friends because he hesitated.

 

[Rhaps]

Context/Translation
My main character Sol (also known as Theodore, Theo, Theodora, Theater, that damn bitch/bastard, monster, etc)
Sol is a cultist of the stars.
She is the girlfriend of Elisa, a Devil of Greed, and counts as part of the hoard of Elisa. She is the center of the hoard for the possessive Elisa.
The epitome of royalty decided to do with her as most royals end up doing with their pretty servants, which led to the use of far too many tentacles. (This won't get any context. You either get it or don't. This was one of the more messed-up scenes)
She is a surgeon for a state-wide pizzeria, which is actually an inclusive, multi-creature gang headed by a werewolf that offers free pizza. The pizza stores are the above board businesses and a thin cover story, along with a draw for those who need food. The gang is incredibly popular.
More than a hundred of his friends are dead. It's actually counted up by the System. Even got an Achievement called A Following in the Underworld.
He got Magical Guardian Sunshine's phone number, while stuck in the palace of an eldritch horror that is the epitome of royalty, because his beauty is so great and mind-warping (and more importantly, M.G. Sunshine has a fetish for monster-girls).
They are sponsored by the Lady of Death and Taxes, who is the head of the militant IRS of this world, for education in an academy because she and the rest of the organization want to keep an eye on Sol to find connections to eldritch horrors.
Sol ate her best friend because she was dying of corruption, and if she didn't, either the epitome of royalty would crush her for not acting the correct role in his eldritch schema, she would die of said corruption, or she would go insane and become a genocidal maniac due to said corruption.

Shhh dude, you are ruining the whole point of this thread. Don't give people information, it's supposed to be out of context!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Shhh dude, you are ruining the whole point of this thread. Don't give people information, it's supposed to be out of context!

Mwahahahahahahaha...

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

They don't exist

 

[georgelee5786]

uncle: greedy bastard...yeah that about sums it up

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I tried but thinking about, all the mc's I've written have relationships that are absurd enough without trying to complicate them.

Ditto.

My protagonist decides to become a whore because she gets tired of paying her student loans. Her johns are brothers and want her to take their last name because they've both fallen in love with her. Her boyfriend is trying to get his wife pregnant, but she's almost menopausal, so it's probably not going to happen. Her husband is working a minimum wage job and is happy to have the extra income. Her husband's girlfriend . . .

I gotta go. My kid needs me.

 

[Empyrea]

I probably shouldn't.

The Incest tag isn't there for more clicks.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Raven Mercury:
A Guy with hair longer than most girls, fights people with an umbrella. Closest man to being the Personification of Chivalry. Loves torturing and embarrassing his girlfriend in public.

Works for the organization that made his idol jobless and later for the organization that is hellbent on destroying the world to save it from aliens granting people superpowers with no strings attatched.

In a relationship with the exiled daughter of the most influential family of world and they're hellbent on destroying him for excommunicating their firstborn. Said girl works as a librarian by day and as a part-time virtual Idol and Personification of the Sin of Pride in her freetime. She's also extremely introverted and does her best/worst to stay under the radar.

Co-worker of at least 6 personifications of Seven Deadly Sins where at least 5 are all but the personification of their respective one.

Best friends with an attention whore Trap headpat slut who is also more or less secretly a fae being. Said best friend also hates him enough to kidnap him and force him into flashy costumes.

His secret identity is a flashy guy fighting people with an umbrella to make them spend money on charity.

Part of humanities strongest family (they either don't know or don't care) since three centuries ago. Their influence only goes as far as their garden, tho.

 

[MisterEnigmatic]

Daisuke Colen

A sardonic, taciturn fellah who's lanky as hell and is luckily unlucky. Attracts a *certain type* of girl.

His uncle is a weeb.

His aunt sings a lot.

Cousin#1 is an inspiring artist who eavesdrops and has insomnia.

Cousin#2 is snarky and a bit coarse, and gets into as much trouble as Daisuke.

Cousin#3 is very, very fond of him.

Cousins#4&5 are adorable.

Friend#1 is a giant with a gentle personality, and is a chick magnet.

Friend#2 yawns all the time and can find your location.

Friend#3 is a joker who is ready to throw hands.

'Friend'#4 is a bit overprotective and may end your life depending on your actions.

 

[Major2501]

Living in the Fray: Krieger

Best Friend / Living Teddy Bear. They understand each others accents and dialect and were forcibly cyberized together whilst in comas.

Actually a good boss to her crew even though she's a massive knobhead.

Boyfriend is particularly good looking even though she's a hot fucking mess.

Acquaintances respect her.

Her rival fancies her but she absolutely genuinely hates his guts.

My First Coven: Madelyn Taylor

Not the best relationship with her mother since her father died and she was shipped off to boarding school.

Dad. Dead.

Shares a dorm room with her two best friends. The group are somewhat seen as outcasts.

Her Aunt is her friend and mentor and is generally liked by everyone.

Potential Boyfriend 1. Popular guy, but could actually pass as a beige cardigan.

Potential Boyfriend 2. Scottish. Handsome. Vampire.

Female rival. Pure Nepotism.