Spider milk?

[Representing_Tromba]

I found recently that many breeds of spiders lactate and feed their young with it. Now that you all have this cursed information, please discuss. I have this weird thought about spider cheese being the next caviare.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

does it make them mammals?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

 

[Representing_Tromba]

does it make them mammals?

Some breeds, maybe. Though they are still classified as arachnids as they still lay eggs. So... No, probably not mammals by definition.

Please do not milk spider-man

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Please do not milk spider-man

I won't, but I'm sure at least one fan art of Felicia Hardy milking spider-man exists somewhere in the depth of the internet.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

God's creation continues to astound me.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I won't, but I'm sure at least one fan art of Felicia Hardy milking spider-man exists somewhere in the depth of the internet.

It's the internet, it has to exist somewhere but I ain't gonna be looking for it.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I ain't gonna be looking for it.

Don't lie.

 

[sanitylimited]

their was a team that harvested a shit ton of rare spiders for their special silk to make a gift for some rich kid, now i know they just couldn't control their strength when sucking on the spider tities. What a conspiracy

 

[Representing_Tromba]

their was a team that harvested a shit ton of rare spiders for their special silk to make a gift for some rich kid, now i know they just couldn't control their strength when sucking on the spider tities. What a conspiracy

I don't know how to respond to this because I didn't think I would have to read this string of words today. The only thing that expected from this was "spider titties."

Don't lie.

I'm not.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I'm not.

 

[Zinless]

Please do not milk spider-man

Marvel's been doing it for years. Not that I'm complaining.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

Idk about spider milk,

But I would love reading Isekai about someone who became a cow in magic battle fantasy world, and instead of chasing magic power and status, they chase and build smut harems of mindless sentient cow in the farm.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Marvel's been doing it for years. Not that I'm complaining.

Fair enough. Disney and Sony are just dangling from Toby, Andrew, and Tom's teets like parasites.

Idk about spider milk,

But I would love reading Isekai about someone who became a cow in magic battle fantasy world, and instead of chasing magic power and status, they chase and build smut harems of mindless sentient cow in the farm.

Isekai India?

 

[sanitylimited]

how many times do you need to see uncle ben die?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Fair enough. Disney and Sony are just dangling from Toby, Andrew, and Tom's teets like parasites.

Isekai India?

Paul's true views on children confirmed

 

[Zinless]

how many times do you need to see uncle ben die?

Two, and a single Aunt May.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Paul's true views on children confirmed

By definition, they are parasites, and I'll stand by that as the oldest of ten. However, I think children are still an amazing gift, and should be treated as such.

Two, and a single Aunt May.

1,000+ in the comics.

 

[LilRora]

Spiders are real weird in general. Did you know, for example, that most spider's brains (however primitive they are) are connected directly to their legs? Or that their book lungs are literally milimeters away from their oviduct even in the largest spiders? They've diverged from mammals far enough on the evolutionary tree that it's probably easier to list out similarities than differences in their organs and internal structure.

I've learned some things for spiders in one of my books, and there were things I wouldn't ever guess.

...Interestingly enough, I did not know about lactation.

 

[gogo7966]

sooooo

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