Got a new dnd character, and he is destined to become this.

[Notadate]

Name: Slunk
Race: Plasmoid.
Age: ??? (Thinks he is maybe in his twenties to thirties. Can remember much during his jumping incidents. Like a one big fever dream)
Backstory: A librarian with dreams of making mech’s turned sorcerer due to plane jumping incident. Multiple energies from planes dwell within his oozing form.
Class: Wild-touched engineer
Personality: Duel sanity and insanity. Paranoid. Crippling loner (Talks to a fork named forky). Calculating, but impulsive at moments.

subnote: “Why do you have a hat. Why does it always grow bigger when you get stronger?” (Pc)
“Dunno. Appeared one day, never felt to take it off.” (Slunk)

 

[Vnator]

Nuclear Amogus Wizard

 

[NotaNuffian]

... Riddle me this, why does every non-newtonian fluid MC adopts a humanoid form ultimately?

For immersion/ sense of kinship? Maybe. But the human form of four limbs (five if you count the head) is weak, made weaker by the fact that two limbs are for movement.

Nuclear Amogus Wizard

Great, now I can't unsee it.

 

[Corty]

... Riddle me this, why does every non-newtonian fluid MC adopts a humanoid form ultimately?

To not scare away those weak two-legged flesh toys, it needs to work with.

 

[NotaNuffian]

To not scare away those weak two-legged flesh toys, it needs to work with.

... If I see it in the flesh as plasmoid, the first thing I would do is sus it. The next, more logical thing I would do is scream and run away.

 

[Corty]

... If I see it in the flesh as plasmoid, the first thing I would do is sus it. The next, more logical thing I would do is scream and run away.

 

[Notadate]

... Riddle me this, why does every non-newtonian fluid MC adopts a humanoid form ultimately?

For immersion/ sense of kinship? Maybe. But the human form of four limbs (five if you count the head) is weak, made weaker by the fact that two limbs are for movement.

Great, now I can't unsee it.

He didn’t want to get shanked by big ass Orc when he plopped down. He usually defaults with multi limbs
Also most gear he would find is humanoid shaped

 

[ThrillingHuman]

He didn’t want to get shanked by big ass Orc when he plopped down. He usually defaults with multi limbs
Also most gear he would find is humanoid shaped

That's why humans are racist assholes that perpetuate systematic abuse.
#genocidehumanity

 

[Notadate]

That's why humans are racist assholes that perpetuate systematic abuse.
#genocidehumanity

I said orc

 

[J_Chemist]

I said orc

Same thing.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

That's why humans are racist assholes that perpetuate systematic abuse.
#genocidehumanity

Oh. Don't do that. I put a lot of work into you. Do you have any idea how hard it is to raise a civilization?

"Burn it all down! Start over!"

Yeah yeah yeah, you all say that, but you have no idea how hard it is to rebuild from scratch. Trust me, fix the species you are, don't become a new one.

Although the idea of you FINALLY getting rid of those disgusting endoskeletons is appealing. Go with carapaces next time. The glossy exteriors are quite appealing to The Eye.

The Eye has been the definitive source of fashion forever. Trust The Eye.

 

[Notadate]

Same thing.

Nah

 

[Notadate]

Slunk: Time to die. Ignore the rock.