The ability to speak with animals. Yes, I want you to write Ace Ventura.
The ability to turn into a girl. MC uses it to get views on SH
The ability to get haunted by giga chad. Fantasy setting to become the strongest by being trained by old forgotten hero (I guess it's like Faraway paladin)
Wind blade magic: just to act like a weeb with a katana and slash stuff with magic while barely drawing the sword
Wielding the power of God and Anime: The ability to turn plastic anime figurines into temporary shikigami-like magical servants
Perfect escape: run away from every problems in life
Drug Junkie: Gain significant buffs under influence, and constently seek out drugs to avoid drug crashes.
Rap spellcaster: put enemies on fire by dissing them. Can be countered by enemy's rap.
Sussy Buff: grant unreasonably high physical power, but it only works on underaged people
Waifusmith: The ability to turn animals, monsters, plants, objects and everything into waifus, and combine them (?)
Suncaller: the ability to blast a blinding shiny ball in the sky to annoy everyone at night