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[Aaqil]

Because cookies are like a fine lady. You eat them somewhere private to enjoy them more.

Cookies are cookies, eat them however you want, except for the ways you don't,

 

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

I am bored easily so instead of doing something productive wanna sleep and be lazy?

No never, when I am being lazy I do what I must enjoy. I write. Then when I am tired. I write some more. Then when I have fallen into an exhausted sleep, my lover wakes me and says come to bed.

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Cookies are cookies, eat them however you want, except for the ways you don't,

We agree on that. I wouldn't ask you to eat cookies with your hands if you were, say, a tree

 

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

Cookies are cookies, eat them however you want, except for the ways you don't,

At the risk of escalating this thread into something truly serious, you know on par with twitter check marks, I think it's time we considered pie. I mean cookies are great and they truly do have FANTASTICAL properties, but pie . . .

 

[Aaqil]

At the risk of escalating this thread into something truly serious, you know on par with twitter check marks, I think it's time we considered pie. I mean cookies are great and they truly do have FANTASTICAL properties, but pie . . .

Pie is pie, it ain't no Cookie,

 

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

Pie is what a cookie hopes to be when it grows up.

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Pie is what a cookie hopes to be when it grows up

Your words sting my soul.

 

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

Oh, Bro, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to be offensive. It's just that I love pie. I think God invented pie.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Ice cream cookie cake.

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Oh, Bro, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to be offensive. It's just that I love pie. I think God invented pie.

Though I won't deny Pies and Cookies are on the same heavenliness level. It's just a matter of tastes.
Besides, there are times when you'll rather a cookie, and times where you'll want a pie.

Ice cream cookie cake.

My mouth is melting! It's actually melting!

 

[Frank-9976]

Oh, hello there! My name is Nern. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly... A great strangeness fills my body... Something was wrong... I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion... "Why can't I be married to an attractive woman?" "Is it me?" "My bank account?" I'm a tall guy, I workout forty minutes a week... Is that not enough? Now my neighbor at the time, Tom Forknight, was very short. His wife, Karen Forknight-Plateburger... Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my wife. I'd say she was a soft six, whereas my wife was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Karen with him? Anyway my horse of a wife, God rest her soul, crawled into bed next to me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her romance novels again... Give me a break... As if I don't already feel inadequate enough... Not only do I have to compete with Tom, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Ay yai yai! At this point I had already suppressed the urges of intimacy, I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off... Then I woke up to a big flash of light. That's about it... If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house. Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Forknights! Needless to say I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! God dammit! Son of a bitch! A real tongue lashing!

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

I still haven't eat apple pie/butterscotch pie to this day. It's hard to find good bakery who actually make one.

Most bakery near me only sold local product and cheap ass mass produced cake.

Man, fuck locals food. I don't really care about inflation or patriotic idea of local pride. Fuck them. I just want to be rich, buy imported quality products, and eat international food.

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

I still haven't eat apple pie/butterscotch pie to this day. It's hard to find good bakery who actually make one.

Most bakery near me only sold local product and cheap ass mass produced cake.

Man, fuck locals food. I don't really care about inflation or patriotic idea of local pride. Fuck them. I just want to be rich, buy imported quality products, and eat international food.

Here's an idea; why don't you use Google Maps to try and find local bakeries, and search for their reviews online so you can find out a good one? I mean, there has to be one around.

 

[Le_ther]

No never, when I am being lazy I do what I must enjoy. I write. Then when I am tired. I write some more. Then when I have fallen into an exhausted sleep, my lover wakes me and says come to bed.

Ah no wonder you can progress and write something in life. I mostly sleep cause it's comfortable

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Ah no wonder you can progress and write something in life. I mostly sleep cause it's comfortable

And I do because it helps me run away from life to the magical land of dreams
And because each time you sleep there's an infinitely small chance you'll wake up in another world.
But 99.9% because of the former.