Why don't you love me anymore?
At a boy scout court of honors, what method would you make the eagle scout candidates fight to the death?
Is it okay to touch it?
How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could avoid being drafted by the Russian Government by escaping to Georgia?
Why do I keep punishing myself?
The nylon hair growing out of my tongue is tickling my brain. Is it because My priest touched me in places that made the god-emperor cry tears of blackest pitch? (Yet sometimes I pee red.)
On the other hand, If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, do they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does?
Are you the wind beneath my wings?
A lifetime of not smiling has left my face youthfully smooth. I have all the emotional range of a botox overdose victim. Am I truly dead inside?
After all, What is the melting point of The Proclaimers? (500 miles, if not, walk 500 more.)
Did you put the bunny back in the box?
Are roller coasters are a rip off? (Because you wind up right where you started. It make more sense to have a series of roller coasters that went around the amusement park so you could get off at different sections of the park.)
If the pie is going straight to my thighs, How will we get the weasel to stand still?
Is it dishwasher safe?
At the laundromat last night, was it you who filled all the dryers with cheese?
And finally, are you saying I should kill my family? (Well, if you insist.)