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[Agentt]

Often times, hentais have lines that leave me confused

From the context, I get that these lines are meant to be sexy and all; but...I quite can't understand what is so sexy about these...

And it really irks me. It's like not getting what's funny about a joke

One such example is, "I don't exercise, so my boobs are big and soft."

Like...just saying one has big and soft boobs should be enough, right? Why do you have to give this oddly specific reason? Does it ruin your emersion when you see a anime girl with huge boobs which doesn't tell you why she has huge boobs?

Other such examples are

"No, don't pull my armpit hair!"

"My knees, they hurt so much, I can't move."

 

[LilRora]

Some authors just don't know how to match dialogues to the situation. It's just you mostly don't use that as an example.

One thing I find baffling is how rare seeing a character saying "No!", "Don't!" or other similar exclamations is. It's like authors thought readers won't get it from the context.

In your examples, replacing them with "No!" and "Ooow! (My knees!)" would be perfectly alright.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

 

[Agentt]

One thing I find baffling is how rare seeing a character saying "No!", "Don't!" or other similar exclamations is. It's like authors thought readers won't get it from the context.

Yeah, i can understand that, it would be hard to convince readers this is a vanilla with dialogues like that

 

[RepresentingCaution]

"My knees, they hurt so much, I can't move."

I've been there, especially during pregnancy. If you've got a futon or you're using just a pillow on the floor, that also hurts. Those things sound like they're tossing in a bit of realism, making the characters more human.

 

[Agentt]

I've been there, especially during pregnancy. If you've got a futon or you're using just a pillow on the floor, that also hurts. Those things sound like they're tossing in a bit of realism, making the characters more human.

No, I understand realism, even without pregnancy, doing a cow girl would tire a girl quickly; I just don't see why this realism is in a hentai...

 

[RepresentingCaution]

No, I understand realism, even without pregnancy, doing a cow girl would tire a girl quickly; I just don't see why this realism is in a hentai...

It sounds like a "girlfriend experience" thing to me.

 

[BenJepheneT]

one day you will come to the realization that most hentai troupes/moves would require both parties to be at least varsity athletes to commit, and then you'll realize that's what most porn actors go through in order to get a video out, and then you also consider alternate takes and cut shots, and then you consider they do these kinda things as a career

i am not joking when i say porn actors can probably beat the shit out of you or at least outlast you in a stamina race

 

[Agentt]

one day you will come to the realization that most hentai troupes/moves would require both parties to be at least varsity athletes to commit, and then you'll realize that's what most porn actors go through in order to get a video out, and then you also consider alternate takes and cut shots, and then you consider they do these kinda things as a career

i am not joking when i say porn actors can probably beat the shit out of you or at least outlast you in a stamina race

I am fairly confident porn stars take tons of performance enhancing drugs; so might not be that hard to beat them in a race

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Often times, hentais have lines that leave me confused

From the context, I get that these lines are meant to be sexy and all; but...I quite can't understand what is so sexy about these...

And it really irks me. It's like not getting what's funny about a joke

One such example is, "I don't exercise, so my boobs are big and soft."

Like...just saying one has big and soft boobs should be enough, right? Why do you have to give this oddly specific reason? Does it ruin your emersion when you see a anime girl with huge boobs which doesn't tell you why she has huge boobs?

Other such examples are

"No, don't pull my armpit hair!"

"My knees, they hurt so much, I can't move."

coomers are just brain dead lol. I meant it an insult, but it's unironically true. Their brains are so fried that retarded comments like that make them aroused.

I am fairly confident porn stars take tons of performance enhancing drugs; so might not be that hard to beat them in a race

same way how the Nazis were doing crystal meth

 

[BenJepheneT]

I am fairly confident porn stars take tons of performance enhancing drugs; so might not be that hard to beat them in a race

i probably shouldn't have equated them to athletes. see them more as the veteran crack head who gains a +150% rage buff whenever he touches crystal. he's not gonna live for long, but while he's alive, no one's squatting under the bridge except for him and his crack wife and crack whores. they might burn like the brightest candle, but in the short span of their action, they might also raze the village.

sort of like the nazis if you think about it. they existed for merely a decade and a fifth but, despite empires and dictations out there with higher kill counts and worse deeds, they're still the default, template baddies everyone thinks of when you mention "evil".

goes to show it's not the achievements, but the presentation.