The mysteries about the trending.

[Jailbreak571]

I'm too lazy to put a menacing and memorable paragraph.

I made one yesterday but it was too great to be put in here.

Just put some joke theories about the trending tab.

Imma sleep now.

 

[Aaqil]

I'm too lazy to put a menacing and memorable paragraph.

I made one yesterday but it was too great to be put in here.

Just put some joke theories about the trending tab.

Imma sleep now.

Gn!

 

[CarburetorThompson]

As a member of the SH shadow cabal if I tell you how trending works I’d have to kill you

 

[RepresentingWrath]

 

[Jailbreak571]

As a member of the SH shadow cabal if I tell you how trending works I’d have to kill you

My goodness, there is an assassin!!!

Maybe I'm that dangerous...

 

[Awasti]

Maybe I'm that dangerous...

 

[Jailbreak571]

I see...

 

[RaizarP]

Don't upload your novel for 3 month and upload 10 chapters at once with all your reader return to read your novel

Then congratulation, you are in trending

 

[Jailbreak571]

Don't upload your novel for 3 month and upload 10 chapters at once with all your reader return to read your novel

Then congratulation, you are in trending

...
That's if I had any readers in the first place.

 

[Macha]

Create an announcement chapter. Easy trending.

 

[HappyVainGlory]

I'm too lazy to put a menacing and memorable paragraph.

I made one yesterday but it was too great to be put in here.

Just put some joke theories about the trending tab.

Imma sleep now.

1. Joke about making it on trending.
2. Make an author's note joking about getting on trending.
3. ???
4. Profit.

 

[Jailbreak571]

Create an announcement chapter. Easy trending.

...
A very advanced technique. It's like the saying "they only care when your dead."

1. Joke about making it on trending.
2. Make an author's note joking about getting on trending.
3. ???
4. Profit.

...
Joking is the best weapon.

 

[Erysion]

The mysteries about the trending is where all the troll raters and commenters come from.

 

[Jailbreak571]

The mysteries about the trending is where all the troll raters and commenters come from.

...
make sense. Though I sadly have to inform you that the SH shadow cabal is after you.

objective: survive​

 

[edgy_chuuni]

OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND IT...
It's a basic process.
This is how SH does it:
1-) Uncover an old pagan ritual that includes human sacrifice
2-) Give your sacrifice and do the ritual dance
3-) The three judges will emerge from hell
4-) Make a contract with them
5-) Command them to reccomned GL, Harem and Smut tags
6-) They use their ancient magic to change trending

 

[georgelee5786]

You take a piece of paper, write "I, Jailbreak571, forfeit all my mortal possessions to georgelee5786" on it, sign the paper, then give it to me so I can sign it. And boom, you are on trending