God, my parents are such zoomers.

[Agentt]

Sometimes, it is weird to have to tell my parents that unlike their phones, my phone is much primitive than theirs. Mine was a 50 usd phone while theirs was like 200 usd ones.

Like, no, my phone doesn't have on screen buttons or fingerprint scanner mama. You have to press the buttons below the screen.

No, my phone doesn't have google assistant either...that's just on yours.

No...I can't download Uber because I don't have enough space on my phone...


This, aided with the fact that they have way more experience than me on things like Facebook and stuff really makes a huge gap between us regarding our technological prowess.

 

[Aaqil]

Weird problem,

 

[RepresentingWrath]

My condolences.

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
I see.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Sometimes, it is weird to have to tell my parents that unlike their phones, my phone is much primitive than theirs. Mine was a 50 usd phone while theirs was like 200 usd ones.

Like, no, my phone doesn't have on screen buttons or fingerprint scanner mama. You have to press the buttons below the screen.

No, my phone doesn't have google assistant either...that's just on yours.

No...I can't download Uber because I don't have enough space on my phone...


This, aided with the fact that they have way more experience than me on things like Facebook and stuff really makes a huge gap between us regarding our technological prowess.

how the fuck do you watch porn on the go, then?

 

[Deleted member 58005]

It's usuallly the opposite, no? You and your parents must've switched birthdays

 

[Agentt]

how the fuck do you watch porn on the go, then?

On the go is impossible.
The only way to do it is in the sanctuary of a good wifi where I can calmly watch it on my 5 inch screen.

 

[Simo]

On the go is impossible.
The only way to do it is in the sanctuary of a good wifi where I can calmly watch it on my 5 inch screen.

Reminds me of when I had a Blackberry…Ah, those were the days

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Like, no, my phone doesn't have on screen buttons or fingerprint scanner mama. You have to press the buttons below the screen.

No, my phone doesn't have google assistant either...that's just on yours.

No...I can't download Uber because I don't have enough space on my phone.

I would use the same kind of phone if I fidn't need online cgats for work

This, aided with the fact that they have way more experience than me on things like Facebook and stuff

Boooo!

 

[patbateman123x]

How old are you?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I still have a sliding phone from 2011 that I still use. It cost me $25

 

[tiaf]

the unhealthiest thing in my life was probably getting a smartphone

for the sake of your sleep, keep that cheap phone of yours

 

[Representing_Tromba]

the unhealthiest thing in my life was probably getting a smartphone

for the sake of your sleep, keep that cheap phone of yours

I agree

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I've done that with my dad several times. My mom remembers that I have a flip phone, though.

 

[Agentt]

How old are you?

18!

 

[tiaf]

18!

Baby

 

[Agentt]

Baby

Then pamper me

 

[tiaf]

Then pamper me

Pets are over babies on the have-to-pamper hierarchy

 

[RaidenReader]

The only way to do it is in the sanctuary of a good wifi where I can calmly watch it on my 5 inch screen.

Feelsbad when the screen's longer than your dick.

Lol. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm not mean~

 

[Agentt]

Pets are over babies on the have-to-pamper hierarchy

;-;
There aren't any animals here tho, other than you.

Feelsbad when the screen's longer than your dick.

Lol. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm not mean~

That was a good one...