The only problem is the first three are a trap. All of the first three involves becoming infinite in some regards. Since if any infinity existed it would instantly, by definition, result in a klugleblitz and you being in the center would become trapped in a singularity. You know those old commercials.
Gods dont let other gods do infinity.
This is infinity. This is your divinity on infinity. Any questions?
Infinity: not even once.
I seem to even recall an ABC after school special, but can't remember the name. Any one remember the one im talking about? I think it involved a field trip to the third plane of resplendent agonies and some cretch grade spawn. I could be wrong.