Why Calculators are better than Phones Thread (2/10)

[Ymadthepirate]

Reason one Bill gates uses Calculators and he is one of the richest men alive, but there are homeless men with phones that are broke, And we all want to be as rich as Bill Gates so use Calculators

Second reason phones have all these crappy mobile games like Clash Royale, Subway Surfer, and Candy crush EWWWWWW, but when you go on the INTERNET and type Calculator Games you get the GOAT space Invaders, and some game about 3/4 of a circle eating ghosts or somethin IDK i'm not a nerd like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, and my favorite game MATH I LOVE MATH????????????? yes daddy math

The last reason for now is that Calculators can time travel look

this is a time machine calculator can your phone Time travel no it can't cause it's a phone I bet you can only time travel 2 seconds

 

[vaurwyn]

Your arguments, while flawless, are irrelevant anyways since phones are a phony conspiracy theory anyways. they don't actually exist, so how can you compare them to the magnificent calculator?

 

[Ymadthepirate]

Your arguments, while flawless, are irrelevant anyways since phones are a phony conspiracy theory anyways. they don't actually exist, so how can you compare them to the magnificent calculator?

This is the pinnacle of humanity thank you other wise mind.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

But maths doesn't exist therefore making calculators useless and as stated above phones don't exist too. But still ill vote for calculators coz they're a great music instrument

 

[Ai-chan]

Calculators are for wimps. Real men (and women) calculate with pen and paper.

And guts.

Of their enemies.

 

[BigBadBoi]

Calculators aren't real because numbers aren't real. That also makes calculators gay because numbers are gay.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Calculators are for wimps. Real men (and women) calculate with pen and paper.

And guts.

Of their enemies.

Real men and women are outdated. Genetically modified android lizard people are all the rage nowadays.

 

[Western42]

But...you can't watch anime on a calculator.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Reason one Bill gates uses Calculators and he is one of the richest men alive, but there are homeless men with phones that are broke, And we all want to be as rich as Bill Gates so use Calculators
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Second reason phones have all these crappy mobile games like Clash Royale, Subway Surfer, and Candy crush EWWWWWW, but when you go on the INTERNET and type Calculator Games you get the GOAT space Invaders, and some game about 3/4 of a circle eating ghosts or somethin IDK i'm not a nerd like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, and my favorite game MATH I LOVE MATH????????????? yes daddy math

The last reason for now is that Calculators can time travel look
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this is a time machine calculator can your phone Time travel no it can't cause it's a phone I bet you can only time travel 2 seconds

I read this as why calculators are better than Filipinos

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Bill wasn't born poor. He has no right to speak about such matters.

 

[Sola-sama]

Based calculator enjoyer vs cringe phone user.

 

[Aureoled]

Fun fact: the longest a person time travelled was 0.02 second or something and thats guiness world record so if you use calculators you would have a world record