Calling all authors

[Agentt]

So, this newbie author was acting quite arrogant, proclaiming how she is the best author and how she is here to earn the big money and the only thing holding her back is the fact that the readers of this site are idiots who rather read generic isekai filled with fan service rather than true literature.

I told her that she still has places to improve and that there are many famous authors who are better than her, so she challenged me to name even a single one who could be better than her.


So, here we are. If you are an author, no matter what kind, till the time you speak English and have the title author, write down your name below for me to show her

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I'm probably worse as an author but better as a human being.

 

[GDLiZy]

She could be right if I hadn't existed.

 

[NobleTalon]

what if I'm not human, does it still count ?

 

[Renaxan]

Hmm... I mean she is not that WRONG

 

[Minx]

When it comes to procrastinating, I'm second to none!

 

[Agentt]

what if I'm not human, does it still count ?

No, I am racist

Hmm... I mean she is not that WRONG

Your signature makes it perfect

 

[Ai-chan]

Wait a minute, what do you mean 'til the time you speak English'?

Ai-chan has the title Rising Author. But then again, Ai-chan hasn't uploaded for almost 2 years and Ai-chan uses this site as experiment for Ai-chan's writing. So maybe Ai-chan isn't going to be the best evidence.

 

[Agentt]

Wait a minute, what do you mean 'til the time you speak English'?

Ai-chan has the title Rising Author. But then again, Ai-chan hasn't uploaded for almost 2 years and Ai-chan uses this site as experiment for Ai-chan's writing. So maybe Ai-chan isn't going to be the best evidence.

Na, this person is really new to writing process, still figuring out how to convey emotions and all. After i show her this list, she will most probably say something like, "time for me to go through each of their work and copy their style to steal their readers."
And yes, she says that non ironically

 

[NobleTalon]

Na, this person is really new to writing process, still figuring out how to convey emotions and all. After i show her this list, she will most probably say something like, "time for me to go through each of their work and copy their style to steal their readers."

that's the advantage of not being native in English and not having a proper writing style yet, people can't copy you

and if they do, they just gonna look retarded.

like the fool who copies the person next to him during an exam, until getting a bad grade and realizing that he has copied a moron

 

[Agentt]

that's the advantage of not being native in English and not having a proper writing style yet, people can't copy you

and if they do, they just gonna look retarded.

like the fool who copies the person next to him during an exam, until getting a bad grade and realizing that he has copied a moron

Well, what if this person is also not a native speaker and refuses to write in proper English because she wants people to read her for content and now for her language skils?

 

[NobleTalon]

Well, what if this person is also not a native speaker and refuses to write in proper English because she wants people to read her for content and now for her language skils?

then just copy the content instead of the writing style lmao

but at this point, it's even more retarded. If she really wants to write a successful story on sh, she doesn't need proper English.

With the weirdos on sh, she just has to apply the trinity recipe : gender bender + smut + waifu on cover, and she's good to go.

 

[Noel_Elitia]

"i am up,
but given my volume 1 is still under edit
and if you really want to pass a judgement on my work read from the first chapter till the latest
and you won't find a complaint but i might find a new fan"
You can paste the above to anyone.

 

[Agentt]

With the weirdos on sh, she just has to apply the trinity recipe : gender bender + smut + waifu on cover, and she's good to go.

Here's the thing here's the thing, she knows that, but she overestimates it. She literally thinks people are hungry for even a minuscule of fan service. So she likes to blue ball the readers by writing things like, "skirts which are short but not short enough to show her panties," or 'a beautiful woman with supple breasts who is happily married"
Or a step sister who loves you but not in a romantic way.

She really thinks readers would lose their minds over this

 

[imouthaloliocn]

Yay✭(*¯︶¯*)(๑•̀ω•́๑)

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Here's the thing here's the thing, she knows that, but she overestimates it. She literally thinks people are hungry for even a minuscule of fan service. So she likes to blue ball the readers by writing things like, "skirts which are short but not short enough to show her panties," or 'a beautiful woman with supple breasts who is happily married"
Or a step sister who loves you but not in a romantic way.

She really thinks readers would lose their minds over this

What?

 

[Linko]

Uhum... could you pass a link? Would love to have some good laughs...

 

[Irl_Rat]

I hope her father comes back from buying milk. Especially if she's in the U.S, gas prices making the return home quite expensive.

 

[Agentt]

What?

She thinks they are original and revolutionary ideas. A step sister who won't feck you, an milf who won't feck you, no panty shots, she believes people will care about this

Uhum... could you pass a link? Would love to have some good laughs...

Of her novel? It's a CN styled generic isekai, you sure?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

She thinks they are original and revolutionary ideas. A step sister who won't feck you, an milf who won't feck you, no panty shots, she believes people will care about this

Ooooh... God save her poor soul.