14th of feb valentines diss

[samael__illiterate]

screw all the couples on this day, this day was was 100 percent created to diss at all the lonely people.........im cry now .....nvm what i said i hope you have a great valentines

 

[RepresentingCaution]

There, there. Let me put down my baby for a minute and give you a hug.

 

[NotaNuffian]

China got Singles' day at 11 November, go buy yourself an onahole (https://www.tenga.co/products/disposable/egg-series/) and some lube for self love.

Or if you are poor like me, a condom, a cup and two sponges would have to do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles%27_Day

 

[2021]

Nooooo! Don’t touch that pure man, you reached wretched impure women!

China got Singles' day at 11 November, go buy yourself an onahole (https://www.tenga.co/products/disposable/egg-series/) and some lube for self love.

Or if you are poor like me, a condom, a cup and two sponges would have to do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles%27_Day

Glove only technique

 

[Irl_Rat]

China got Singles' day at 11 November

Ideal time to get a beer with the homies.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

Honestly i don't really get the diss at couples on the 2/14. Its their lives and we got our own lives. They happy, and they fine, then its cool. Only time would be annoyed would be when noisy people actually come up to you and pry about your nonexistent date life.

Besides, if you think thats bad. What about couples who celebrate not just 2/14, but also 5/20, and then 8/4 day? Ha.

Oddly feel there is a trend to hate 2/14 just bc single status. Sheesh.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Honestly i don't really get the diss at couples on the 2/14. Its their lives and we got our own lives. They happy, and they fine, then its cool. Only time would be annoyed would be when noisy people actually come up to you and pry about your nonexistent date life.

Besides, if you think thats bad. What about couples who celebrate not just 2/14, but also 5/20, and then 8/4 day? Ha.

Oddly feel there is a trend to hate 2/14 just bc single status. Sheesh.

Cuz we're salty like overcooked bacon.

You will see us change tunes if we ever get an SO.

If.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Honestly i don't really get the diss at couples on the 2/14. Its their lives and we got our own lives. They happy, and they fine, then its cool. Only time would be annoyed would be when noisy people actually come up to you and pry about your nonexistent date life.

Besides, if you think thats bad. What about couples who celebrate not just 2/14, but also 5/20, and then 8/4 day? Ha.

Oddly feel there is a trend to hate 2/14 just bc single status. Sheesh.

there's 2/14, 4/28, 1/7, and 024/96

if you get what I mean, obviously.

 

[Irl_Rat]

Oddly feel there is a trend to hate 2/14 just bc single status. Sheesh.

Jealous single people need to stop comparing themselves to others.

Like the issue is hardly ever that other people are ruining your chances. It's lack of self esteem, barebone amount of selfcare, boring/shit personality, and general reluctance to make a move that results in people being single. Anyways, I'll be crying about why I wasn't enough for her.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

there's 2/14, 4/28, 1/7, and 024/96

if you get what I mean, obviously.

Not really about the other dates. From other cultures?

 

[Ritz]

sorry, was busy having sex
what were you saying again?

 

[Deleted member 57675]

Cuz we're salty like overcooked bacon.

You will see us change tunes if we ever get an SO.

If.

Truth. I think we would all change if we found SO, guy or girl.

 

[SakeVision]

I wouldn't even know it was valentines if not for scribblehub post lol

 

[NotaNuffian]

I wouldn't even know it was valentines if not for scribblehub post lol

My fucking boss emailed all of us.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Oh hey, twenty bucks and a hooker awaits me. ;-;

 

[LinXueLian]

Can't diss the day that makes me money $$$$

What? I'm that handsome slimy merchant character in every isekai ever