Need name ideas for New puppy names

[RepresentingSilence]

So in less then 24hrs I will be picking up a new pup from an acquaintance of mine the pup is a male German shepherd not my first pup mind you but I'm having difficulty choosing a name so I thought I'd ask you imaginative people here for ideas

if you want an idea of what kinda person I am to help give you an idea of what kinda name I'd like I'm kind of sorta a redneck southern man I love my God my family my guns and my Truck in that order my dogs being family my last dog was named johnny cash but we just called him cash for short and my dog before him was named bear

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Greco-Roman names are cool: Caesar, Brutus, Zeus, Ares, Constantine, Atlas, Hercules, etc.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Here are some suggestions i came up with in 3 minutes:

Soup
Lucky
Ummagumma
Terrance, or
Terry, for short
Yeller
Greg
Randy
Andy
Nottingham
Niel
Indigo
Edward
Sovereign
Udail
Neville
Insyallah
Tom
Easter

 

[CupcakeNinja]

So in less then 24hrs I will be picking up a new pup from an acquaintance of mine the pup is a male German shepherd not my first pup mind you but I'm having difficulty choosing a name so I thought I'd ask you imaginative people here for ideas

if you want an idea of what kinda person I am to help give you an idea of what kinda name I'd like I'm kind of sorta a redneck southern man I love my God my family my guns and my Truck in that order my dogs being family my last dog was named johnny cash but we just called him cash for short and my dog before him was named bear

Cheeseburger

Here are some suggestions i came up with in 3 minutes:

Soup
Lucky
Ummagumma
Terrance, or
Terry, for short
Yeller
Greg
Randy
Andy
Nottingham
Niel
Indigo
Edward
Sovereign
Udail
Neville
Insyallah
Tom
Easter

its like you're not even trying. The man is asking for serious suggestions and your fool ass is here being a fucking troll. Go touch some grass, you fat greasy fuck. You look like you drink piss water and smell like nickels.

Smh you should be ashamed of yourself. If your grandma saw the shit you just posted she'd regret ever spreading her legs for your grandpa

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Greco-Roman names are cool: Caesar, Brutus, Zeus, Ares, Constantine, Atlas, Hercules, etc.

I was thinking about such names as well but they weren't quite as well received amongst my family and I was quite unsure about them as well

Cheeseburger

I don't want to think about food when calling my dogs name ???

 

[BenJepheneT]

its like you're not even trying. The man is asking for serious suggestions and your fool ass is here being a fucking troll. Go touch some grass, you fat greasy fuck. You look like you drink piss water and smell like nickels.

Smh you should be ashamed of yourself. If your grandma saw the shit you just posted she'd regret ever spreading her legs for your grandpa

 

[T.K._Paradox]

I was thinking about such names as well but they weren't quite as well received amongst my family and I was quite unsure about them as well

I don't want to think about food when calling my dogs name ???

Well in the end its your dog, so you should decide the name.

Don't call it anything retarded though, because I swear to God if I see another big dog with a 'cute' or 'ironic' name...

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Well in the end its your dog, so you should decide the name.

Don't call it anything retarded though, because I swear to God if I see another big dog with a 'cute' or 'ironic' name...

So not muffin cuddles or tiny? ?
I'd never do that my niece already suggested something stupid like that and I shut that down right quick

 

[Kenjona]

I like Zorro.

 

[SpectacularLoophole]

Thunderpiss

 

[BenJepheneT]

Don't call it anything retarded though, because I swear to God if I see another big dog with a 'cute' or 'ironic' name...

funnily enough, vice versa has the opposite effect. i can definitely see why people called their chihuahua names like Chupacabra or Viper. I mean, look at that demonic presence. how can you sleep well at night knowing god let this abomination slip through his filter and is now terrorizing your every waking moment? it could easily hide underneath your bed with a shank given its size. it could crawl through your asshole and do unspeakable stuff to your internal system. why the fuck does it exist? what purpose does a chihuahua serve? absolutely nothing. i don't care. kill it, but do not burn it in fire. fire does nothing to it. i can attest to that with firsthand experience. it only makes them angrier.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Parrot

 

[Amok]

yeah Zorro's good. give him a black cape and teach him to chase villainous individuals.