Objectify yourself

[RepresentingCaution]

I was inspired by this earlier, and I thought it would be fun to write something in this style, but do it about yourself from another person's perspective.

 

[BenJepheneT]

"He's been there for 6 hours, like a cross between a statue and a decrepit coma patient. His back was bent so much so that he seemed a few angles away from snapping in half. His fingers were so bony that his skin was akin to a thin, stretched tarp wrapping around a grotesque frame that was his skeleton. They were jamming away on a keyboard, typing something at ghastly speed. His pupils, siphoned of its life, were transfixed onto a computer monitor. I took a closer look. He's writing about fucking tomboys again for the umpteenth time, holy fuck."

 

[DarkeReises]

"He's been there for 6 hours, like a cross between a statue and a decrepit coma patient. His back was bent so much so that he seemed a few angles away from snapping in half. His pupils, siphoned of its life, were transfixed onto a computer monitor. I took a closer look. He's writing about fucking tomboys again for the umpteenth time, holy fuck.'

Tomboys are hot af tho, so I hand the dude another pack of five hour energy and go on my way

 

[BenJepheneT]

Tomboys are hot af tho, so I hand the dude another pack of five hour energy and go on my way

MY MAN

???

 

[DarkeReises]

MY MAN

???

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Dem tanlines tho~

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

I must not be enlightened because muscular women are just NASTY to me. But I've met quite a few guys that are into it. It's becoming a common thing. And tanlines are a hit and miss for me, more often miss than hit though. I guess I'm boring. I just love thighs. If I had a fetish I think isn't the norm, I'd have to say that women who wear those long one-piece sweaters...idk what they are called. Just a long sweater that falls to mid-thigh, or the slightly longer ones that fall to just an inch or so above the knee? No pants. Just the long sweater...dammit what are they called? It's considered long enough to pass as a short dress and women do tend to go out with just those on. I might be messing up calling it a sweater, but it's...kinda thicker than just a regular shirt.

First time I saw them, it was a Korean model wearing them. Now I've noticed western women wearing them at times.

Also love it when a woman wears shiny black leather pants but thats such a universal kink nowadays that I doubt it's even considered a fetish anymore.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

@Ilikewaterkusa is a racist desk! WITH FLAMING ANGLES CHOKING OUT ALL SANITY AND EQUITY! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS REACTIONARY GRFITER! GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

"He has an ego bigger than Mt. Rushmore all because he has a toned build and can do what any chimpanzee-gorilla can do and lift things. What a poser. He has a goatee? A GOATEE? Call the FBI, the 80's rapist profile is walking and talking again and it doesn't know we know yet. Best to take advantage and gain the element of surprise. Look at the P.O.S., says he doesn't have a car and instead rides a bike because everything is close by in the city? Lying ass. He's just too cheap. That, or he's a broke bitch. What a failure at life. And how does he manage to always have a cigar to puff on if he's so broke? Mhmmm....lyin ass."

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I was inspired by this earlier, and I thought it would be fun to write something in this style, but do it about yourself from another per

I was inspired by this earlier, and I thought it would be fun to write something in this style, but do it about yourself from another person's perspective.

he sat there at his desk, cock in hand. The short-statured Greecian God of a man was jerking it to incest porn, his tongue peeking out from the corner of his lip as he focused on the screen.
He switched windows momentarily and saw a new post of Scrbblehub. Objectify myself, huh....well, if you insist
He began to lie through his rotten, pussy-scented teeth.
'....He was a tall, dark-haired maverick, exuding raw sex appeal through every pore. Every woman felt their panties moisten in his presence while all male gazes averted. CupcakeNinja...the name echoed with power,' He had the gall to write.
Hm, he thought. Was I being too humble? It said to be objective....
He shrugged, deciding it didn't matter, and promptly went back to his porn

 

[Agentt]

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This is going to end badly...



Agentt was a strange folk. A standard example of an introvert, minus any secret hobbies. He was the type of person your mother, your friends, and even he himself told you to stay away from.
He disliked sun, and would dwell straight into the sanctuary of the blankets as soon as possible, and then would watch hours of porn, stopping only because of his burning dick or splitting headaches.
If one does talks to him, they would find he has an extensive knowledge of female anatomy of the reproductive tract, and would soon ask you to tell him on what days your menstrual cycle began.
When asked about his hobbies, Agentt shall list them as follows, reading, listening to music and writing. But he reads nothing but manga, and listens to nothing but anime songs.
If one were to summarise him, he was just inches away from raping someone someday. He has no friends, no hobbies, never went outside his house. The only thing preventing him from doing so is his oath, which thins out every time he jacks off to bestiality

 

[Cipiteca396]

Just the long sweater...dammit what are they called? It's considered long enough to pass as a short dress and women do tend to go out with just those on. I might be messing up calling it a sweater,

Sweater Dress? Cardigan? Virgin Killer?

MY MAN

???

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I don't think I've seen you do color/digital before. That's a nice one.

This is going to end badly...

Yeah, that ended badly. I should have understood this as a content warning, not clickbait.

and I thought it would be fun to write something in this style, but do it about yourself from another person's perspective.

That's the fucking ugliest corpse I've ever seen. OH FUCK IT MOVED.

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

Sweater Dress? Cardigan? Virgin Killer?

Idk. I've just seen woman wearing them like dresses out in public and quite a few asian and lately, a few western women wearing them though I'm pretty sure the style itself originated somewhere in the East. It gets me going is all I know. Couple that with some of those boots with the fur women sometimes wear....man oh man....

An ex of mine tried the look out just to humor me once and....man oh man....

 

[DarkeReises]

I must not be enlightened because muscular women are just NASTY to me. But I've met quite a few guys that are into it. It's becoming a common thing. And tanlines are a hit and miss for me, more often miss than hit though. I guess I'm boring. I just love thighs. If I had a fetish I think isn't the norm, I'd have to say that women who wear those long one-piece sweaters...idk what they are called. Just a long sweater that falls to mid-thigh, or the slightly longer ones that fall to just an inch or so above the knee? No pants. Just the long sweater...dammit what are they called? It's considered long enough to pass as a short dress and women do tend to go out with just those on. I might be messing up calling it a sweater, but it's...kinda thicker than just a regular shirt.

First time I saw them, it was a Korean model wearing them. Now I've noticed western women wearing them at times.

Also love it when a woman wears shiny black leather pants but thats such a universal kink nowadays that I doubt it's even considered a fetish anymore.

I'm not a huge fan of muscular women, I like toned builds more than large muscles.

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

I'm not a huge fan of muscular women, I like toned builds more than large muscles.

Women with just abs are a turn-off to me. So idk. The only kind of "toned" woman I've ever met and was attracted to, was a runner. Athletic as hell. Flat, smooth stomach.

 

[DarkeReises]

Women with just abs are a turn-off to me. So idk. The only kind of "toned" woman I've ever met and was attracted to, was a runner. Athletic as hell. Flat, smooth stomach.

Yeah that's more what I'm into. Runner bods are great, imo especially on a tomboy. Plus I like small girls so

 

[BenJepheneT]

I don't think I've seen you do color/digital before. That's a nice one.

That ain't mine, lmao. I'd wish I've done something this good.

 

[SakeVision]

I had no idea what the fuck was I even looking at. It appeared to be shaped like...a rabbit...no a lemming...from a certain angle, also an umbrella...and it had tentacles and roared like a bear in between moaning like a kitty. There was slime all over it, and it seemed to be sitting....standing...or perhaps lying down in a puddle of its own blood and excrement. Inhaling the fumes produced by its countless body pores reminded me of my hometown. Perhaps because it stank like shit.

 

[BenJepheneT]

If I had a fetish I think isn't the norm, I'd have to say that women who wear those long one-piece sweaters...idk what they are called. Just a long sweater that falls to mid-thigh, or the slightly longer ones that fall to just an inch or so above the knee? No pants. Just the long sweater...dammit what are they called? It's considered long enough to pass as a short dress and women do tend to go out with just those on. I might be messing up calling it a sweater, but it's...kinda thicker than just a regular shirt.

I must not be enlightened because muscular women are just NASTY to me. But I've met quite a few guys that are into it. It's becoming a common thing. And tanlines are a hit and miss for me, more often miss than hit though. I guess I'm boring. I just love thighs.

I went around searching and found something we can probably have common ground on

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

I went around searching and found something we can probably have common ground on

Yep. You've won. I concede defeat. And that red sweater-looking thing!!!! WHAT IS THAT CALLED???? What I was getting at is just like that...minus the opening on the sides, though thats good too.

 

[Gryphon]

The man that is known as many things lay on his bed, scrolling through YouTube as if that were the only thing giving his life meaning. He was known as that one kid that in middle school that tried to seem like a badass for no fucking reason except grossly misplaced insecurities. He was known as that one kid that went into high school with the attitude of a scared abused puppy, lashing out at anything that came near but secretly wanting affection for it was the one thing he's lacked throughout his life. He was known as that one kid in senior year that finally decided to stop acting like an asshole for one goddamn second and finally open up to other people. But here he is, just sitting in his bedroom and watching the third GameGrumps Dangonronpa video. Hope shined for him, but slowly and surely, the world, no, not the world. His fears of what the world would do to him if he got off his ass and did something for a change, kept him chained to that comfortable mattress that was more home to him than the actual house he lived in.


I think that's the best I can do. I'm not exactly good at objectifying characters, or in this case myself, so I just went with this approach. I've already beaten it into my head to not do shit like that to where even if I'm told to do it I physically can't. Like I actually tried than just said fuck it, time to get emotional cause that's the only way I know how to write. That and short paragraphs that detail so little that it can be barely counted as a piece of text.