MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Motsu]

Uh, how many money did you receive today?

Spoiler: Summery of my Christmas

Winter. I always anticipate it every year despite it being any different to any month. Although, while the experience is like how midsummer is, the fact that it composed of holidays and lively celebration purely contrasted to all weathers. Not only that, the flow of money and bargain deals were up the roof! While few never experiences this usual Winter, it is a fact that have existed in my life.

Where's the money? Or Where's the presents? Those thoughts are what always come in mind. We are human beings after all. We hate being left unattended when others aren't. And so the long awaited call for our grandfathers and grandmothers comes.

But before any of that, I had a revelation. I've been keeping my load off since NNN(almost failed, but not this time). For this, I am grateful by the fact that I am finally able to blow off now that December came. In fact, you could say December is special for this reason.

Nonetheless, Christmas is not for anybody and anything isn't all about merry celebrations and truces for enemies. Again, I've almost been punched in the back by someone that hates me. Thank god someone stopped the person. Fuu, always be careful and merry Christmas.

Thank you for listening to the summary of my story... Uh, Christmas ain't here yet so imma do it in advance.

 

[BenJepheneT]

this Christmas eve, i woke up to an ass beating by my crap dad in a bad mood cause' the dog took a shit upstairs when she didn't take one when I took her out for a walk last night. in a flight or fight reaction at a groggy, post-wake state, I defended myself and accidentally socked his chin and that gave him another reason to whoop me again. i now have blue black on my hips and knees. i decided to save the money and let the bruises mellow out, so you could say I made a phantom profit.

dinner was awkward for the two of us.

 

[Motsu]

this Christmas eve, i woke up to an ass beating by my crap dad in a bad mood cause' the dog took a shit upstairs when she didn't take one when I took her out for a walk last night. in a flight or fight reaction at a groggy, post-wake state, I defended myself and accidentally socked his chin and that gave him another reason to whoop me again. i now have blue black on my hips and knees. i decided to save the money and let the bruises mellow out, so you could say I made a phantom profit.

dinner was awkward for the two of us.

You could've sue him for child abuse for more profit. Man, you wasted an opportunity. But yeah, that could've made your life awkward.

 

[owotrucked]

Yes, you should have sued the dog for child abuse.

 

[Motsu]

Yes, you should have sued the dog for child abuse.

What da dog doin'?

 

[BenJepheneT]

You could've sue him for child abuse for more profit. Man, you wasted an opportunity. But yeah, that could've made your life awkward.

Can't. He's paying my funds. I guess the ass beating is a surcharge.

 

[Motsu]

Can't. He's paying my funds. I guess the ass beating is a surcharge.

Can't complain when your allowance is not yours at all. Anyway, have a damn Merry Christmas.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

I receive no money, even on my birthday.

I'm a sucker who doesn't know the slightest bit about saving.

 

[Motsu]

I receive no money, even on my birthday.

I'm a sucker who doesn't know the slightest bit about saving.

Well, ain't we the same? What's the point of money if you don't use it? So yeah, use it for all you care. You'll see soon enough why saving is important.

 

[owotrucked]

What da dog doin'?

We were increasing the cuil level of the thread but you had to correct your message and make sense.

The dog shat, triggering a sequence of life changing disasters that would have broken a family forever.

 

[Motsu]

We were increasing the cuil level of the thread but you had to correct your message and make sense.

The dog shat, triggering a sequence of life changing disasters that would have broken a family forever.

Ah yes, I couldn't help but correct myself. I swear it was the doooooooggggg!

 

[BenJepheneT]

Yes, you should have sued the dog for child abuse.

Honestly, that dog has me charmed. Its like that tsundere in an anime where you KNOW her attitude would've had her punted across the classroom and the only reason she isn't in a hospital with full-body fractures is because she's got a banging hip-to-waist ratio with a cute face and cuter tits and asses. The only reason I haven't taken my dog to the back of my house to share a sunset with her before blowing her brains with a 12-guage is because she's one of the only things that sends me to bed Restoril-overdose free with her perky ears and fuzzy face that lights up everytime I walk downstairs to meet her in the morning.

 

[Motsu]

Cap.