NotaNuffian
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Hi, I am stupid. So now, take your pick.
Also, assume that you are not in danger, just isekai-ed into an unknown place with everyone speak and write english/ mother tongue/ whatever language you're comfortable about. No you are not the hero, not the center of the world. But you can be... and possibly getting yourself killed from the natives that find you annoying.
The stat you pick is the only stat that is pushed to inhuman level. Maybe to superhuman but not to absolute. Every other stats may or may not grow.
Strength: Stonks. Increase carrying, lifting, throwing and grip strength to a level that you can deadlift an M1 Abrams or two. Or three. Also helps with jumping, leaping, dashing, punching, etc etc etc. It does not affect your body defense, ie while you have no issue to punch with the force of a speeding truck, you yourself can't take in that force. Also energy consumption is somewhat scaled to your normal body, ie you can lift 10 ton like lifting the usual 10 Kg and get just as tired like before.
Speed: Fast as fucc boi. You can move up to Mach 10. Your acceleration is high af like, from stationary to mach 10 within a second. You can Ora Ora or Muda Muda (or Ara Ara) as you please and make speed clones. It does not affect your body defense, ie adiabatic heating will not kill you. Also energy consumption is somewhat scaled to your normal body, ie you can run 10 miles like running the usual 10 meters and get just as tired like before.
Reaction: Matrix bullet time. I lump this stat with dexterity, so in short,you have good hand-eye coordination and you don't have enough time to react, you can lengthen the time by thinking harder. You get tired though.
Health: Regeneration is your bitch. you don't need to eat and shit like Minecraft Steve to regrow an arm, to hell you don't need to eat or drink or breathe, but you do get tired and need sleep. You also don't get ill, poisoned or die from blood loss but as a caveat, your head is a weak point, namely your pituitary gland. Every bit however is fairgame. Also, you aged slower than normal, like, a 100 times slower... Yeah, apologies for those who want to be immortal, I don't, so I capped the deceleration of aging at 100, meaning you still get to live till maybe 10,000? Give or take a few hundred years.
Stamina: No fatigue. You don't get tired and need sleep, but you still need to eat and drink. You can work forever with just your normie body though, at or below the average the human standard.
Defense: Taking a 9mm everyday to build up resistance for higher calibers. You start with your default normie body and take hits like a pinata. Got kicked in the groin? Iron balls. Got sodomized? Titanium sphincter. Got Rasputined? Immune to whatever that happened. The only catch is you cannot die before the immunity kicks in and also, only the parts that got the damage is the one that got the immunity, ie if you shot your hand, after the wound healed, only your hand is bulletproof.
Ok bye. And thanks if you take your pick.
Also, assume that you are not in danger, just isekai-ed into an unknown place with everyone speak and write english/ mother tongue/ whatever language you're comfortable about. No you are not the hero, not the center of the world. But you can be... and possibly getting yourself killed from the natives that find you annoying.
The stat you pick is the only stat that is pushed to inhuman level. Maybe to superhuman but not to absolute. Every other stats may or may not grow.
Strength: Stonks. Increase carrying, lifting, throwing and grip strength to a level that you can deadlift an M1 Abrams or two. Or three. Also helps with jumping, leaping, dashing, punching, etc etc etc. It does not affect your body defense, ie while you have no issue to punch with the force of a speeding truck, you yourself can't take in that force. Also energy consumption is somewhat scaled to your normal body, ie you can lift 10 ton like lifting the usual 10 Kg and get just as tired like before.
Speed: Fast as fucc boi. You can move up to Mach 10. Your acceleration is high af like, from stationary to mach 10 within a second. You can Ora Ora or Muda Muda (or Ara Ara) as you please and make speed clones. It does not affect your body defense, ie adiabatic heating will not kill you. Also energy consumption is somewhat scaled to your normal body, ie you can run 10 miles like running the usual 10 meters and get just as tired like before.
Reaction: Matrix bullet time. I lump this stat with dexterity, so in short,you have good hand-eye coordination and you don't have enough time to react, you can lengthen the time by thinking harder. You get tired though.
Health: Regeneration is your bitch. you don't need to eat and shit like Minecraft Steve to regrow an arm, to hell you don't need to eat or drink or breathe, but you do get tired and need sleep. You also don't get ill, poisoned or die from blood loss but as a caveat, your head is a weak point, namely your pituitary gland. Every bit however is fairgame. Also, you aged slower than normal, like, a 100 times slower... Yeah, apologies for those who want to be immortal, I don't, so I capped the deceleration of aging at 100, meaning you still get to live till maybe 10,000? Give or take a few hundred years.
Stamina: No fatigue. You don't get tired and need sleep, but you still need to eat and drink. You can work forever with just your normie body though, at or below the average the human standard.
Defense: Taking a 9mm everyday to build up resistance for higher calibers. You start with your default normie body and take hits like a pinata. Got kicked in the groin? Iron balls. Got sodomized? Titanium sphincter. Got Rasputined? Immune to whatever that happened. The only catch is you cannot die before the immunity kicks in and also, only the parts that got the damage is the one that got the immunity, ie if you shot your hand, after the wound healed, only your hand is bulletproof.
Ok bye. And thanks if you take your pick.
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