Weirdest Dream?

[Deleted member 58005]

What's the weirdest dream anyone has had here? I'lll start.

For some reason, mine was a series of dreams, all happening on the day after the next, spanning three days.

Here's the story that I vaguely remember. I was playing a game. Fun and stuff, until I was framed for cheating. Police came the next day, and I somehow gained the power to jump really high and run fast.
So I ran out of the house and towards the pier.

Reached the pier, I took a boat and drove it all the way to an island. What's weird is, there was only that one island before, and now there's many that seemingly appeared behind it.

Anyway, I used my newfound jumpy powers to run away from the police. I leapt through mountains, and eventually I reached a place undiscovered by the world. An island (yes another island) located in the middle of the ocean, except.. there was a zoo there.

Exploring the zoo, I found a monkey and a boar who were very friendly. I (for some reason) took out a stuffed toy very similar in appearance to the boar. It did not like the toy and began hitting it with its tusks.

The monkey waa friendly too. It began to climb all over me. But then I heard sounds of someone opening a door. So I went to a nearby house (yes) and hid in the basement. But just as I was going to hide downstairs, the sound of police sirens blared.

I went upstairs, thinking I was about to be caught, but then I was greeted by hordes of people partying, seemingly appearing out of nowhere.

Noticing the police were on my trail, I again ran off and jumped into the horizon.

Then I woke up. Crazy, I know. But fucking epic.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I've had a lot of weird dreams. Probably the weirdest recurring ones involve a tsunami. I see it coming and manage to run, but nobody else seems to notice or care.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I and my brothers were hosting a felid trip to a strange cinema. When we got there we had the teachers do their speeches. I began to grew bored, so I took out a boomerang and stepped on it. The boomerang then melded into my feet. It allowed me to walk/glide on air. I took laps around the room, as the students voted for the best music to have ever been played. It was some strange snime mashup. (Evangelion, Penutbutter Bitterstep, etc.) The teachers cried due to the music as I started to jump from wall to wall. Green goblin broke in and decided to race me. Then the teachers chose their song, and it was Angel Beats opening. Green Goblin went out to chase Spider-Man as my brother teleported to me and became Captain Britain… The movie screen flickered to life as news of Captain America taking over the U.S. for Hydra is cast…………….. Don’t ask.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I can't remember any of my dreams except for one little piece of a nightmare I had.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I opened my eyes to see the silhouette of a humanoid figure. the figure extends its hand out to me. before I can take it I turn around to see a bright yellow orb with eight golden wings. extending one of the wings towards me, I see an eagle's beak on its tip. From the beak, it says: "You have yet to deny it..." in a deep voice. I woke up in a cold sweat. Most horrific dream for me for some reason.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

I've had a lot of weird dreams. Probably the weirdest recurring ones involve a tsunami. I see it coming and manage to run, but nobody else seems to notice or care.

That would certainly be scary.

I and my brothers were hosting a felid trip to a strange cinema. When we got there we had the teachers do their speeches. I began to grew bored, so I took out a boomerang and stepped on it. The boomerang then melded into my feet. It allowed me to walk/glide on air. I took laps around the room, as the students voted for the best music to have ever been played. It was some strange snime mashup. (Evangelion, Penutbutter Bitterstep, etc.) The teachers cried due to the music as I started to jump from wall to wall. Green goblin broke in and decided to race me. Then the teachers chose their song, and it was Angel Beats opening. Green Goblin went out to chase Spider-Man as my brother teleported to me and became Captain Britain… The movie screen flickered to life as news of Captain America taking over the U.S. for Hydra is cast…………….. Don’t ask.

Sounds weirder when compared to mine

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

One of the most peculiarly fun dreams I've had started at a Denny's restaurant. I was being haunted by the ghost of some ancient granny who just would not stop hitting on me. I got into a big argument with her but I don't remember about what. When it concluded I was thinking "darn, now everyone knows I'm talking to things nobody else can see. I look crazy in a bad way." But contrary to the hushed whispers I was expecting, the customers and employees gave me a standing ovation! They thought I was practicing to be a comedian, and I was scouted for some "appalachia's got talent" type idol show... I became a rich, successful, and famous comedian who's gimmick was that nobody realized the whole talking to ghosts thing wasn't actually an act.

 

[DarkeReises]

I don't remember my dreams at all anymore, and those I do were 99% nightmares and from years ago. The outlier was this one prophetic dream i had about my younger cousin's birthday party, the dream of which i had before said cousin was born.

 

[Chaos_Sinner777]

My most common dreams involve familiar places restructured with secret passageways and/or giant open rafters that I run around in. Some of the weirder ones are things like run flying between towns, like in the dream I run without touching the ground, somehow, though any other time I fly I tend to just float around instead. Then there are the semilucid dreams where I mimic anime attacks. I even rarely have dreams where I am one of my sonas or a character from one of my stories. Those are a bit nice.

 

[gogo7966]

i was on a road trip when in the middle of the road there was a spanish folk band comprised entirely of vampires. i said to them that all vampires are gay(i still stand by this statment) which made them really angry so i had to calm them down with the ancient tradition of a fried chicken party

 

[DutyInternal]

I was barracading a house from a pack of werewolves, one broke in, and for some reason my mind decided to go apeshit and I started fistfighting it, before another werewolf came in to double team me. I died after being double teamed

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I still have that horse thing dream which was more crazy than weird but recently, I just dreamed of this and remembered more clearly than the jumble mess I had.

Well, it started out with me just playing games and my oldest brother screamed at me and started shaking me which I was confused until he told me that there were zombies everywhere.

While we were setting up barricades and whatever, he suddenly stopped and had an excited look as he clenches his fist and made a punch which sends a zombie afar.

"Bro! I have a cultivation system!"

He exclaimed at me as he began to fight off zombies with his system as my other brother arrives and says that he can use any anime character's abilities as long as he completes missions and unlocks their powers.

As I felt envious about my two brothers having cool systems helping them out, I suddenly got a notification on my eyes which says 'Minecraft System' on me and I suddenly felt like my mind became able to craft and sht with not only just minecraft but also modded one as well.

I think it was just two days and we have a self-sufficient base at our house where I crafted weapons, made a farm and even improved my brother's powers as I armed to the teeth with modern weapons I crafted and made using my system.

Then, I spotted two zombies which were different and those people were actually two of my cousins who had turned into unique zombies which my brother almost killed yet I stopped and had a spark of inspiration in my mind as I tested it out and worked. Not only did I saved my two cousins, they also even awaken their own system as the older one could summon weapons which uses special ammo to deliver special status affection, while the younger one can use magic.

I think the last instance of my dream was when we were attacked by a raiding team which sent a group of kids as suicide bombers but I manage to cause those kids to implode but used a totem of undying on each of them which negated them from dying as we then discovered that those kids have the same system as us and it was only one kid who was still an elementary student who had the same system as I do which we both helped expand and taught him how to use the system. I think there were more to the things that happened in my dream such as monsters suddenly appeared, I could go into any minecraft worlds, my oldest brother unlocking his dao to even the duel between my two brothers to see who was stronger. But I think I may need to have that same dream again which I dunno if it would happen again so this is all I got for now.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

In the dream I was older than I am now, probably about mid twenties, and I was in the unilluminated halls of my old school. With people I once knew from my old school trailed behind me every so slightly, they were shamble-running after me and I and I did not think to look back twice at the individuals that snapped at my back with their sunken in faces, malformed teeth, pale-gray skin.

When I reached the doors I found they were blocked by turned over lockers, desks, and chairs. So I found my self cornered by the on coming hoard, I picked up a near by chair and threw myself at them. It felt like I was actually there, with how their limbs pulled and push on me, and how I got smothered by the sea of bodies, feeling as if I couldn't breath.

Then my vision and sense went black for I don't know how long, but I swear to god I could feel sunlight coming on to me as I pulled myself from the mound of bodies, and I yelled out with tears in my eyes and a smile on my face, "I am alive!"

Then I looked down at my shaking hands only to wake up and find my hands still shaking.

 

[Jemini]

I can't remember any of my dreams except for one little piece of a nightmare I had.

That's pretty standard. Dreams do not code into your long-term memory at all. The only way you ever remember your dreams is if you make an asserted effort upon first waking up to actively remember the dream you just had. You have a short window of about 20 seconds after waking up to begin the process, otherwise you will have lost the dream forever.

The first thing you have to do is immediately, within those 20 seconds, begin retelling the events of the dream to yourself in your mind. (short-term memory is 20 seconds, so you are trying to transfer it from your short term memory to your long term memory before it fades at this step of the process) If the dream was powerful and prominent enough in it's details, this might be all you need to do. (Usually people have a tendency to subconsciously do this with nightmares on their own, just because how scary the dream was causes them to take the proper steps to code it into their memory just because they are freaked out by it.)

After this, if you want to make double extra sure you remember your dream, you will write the events down. There are people out there who actually keep a dream diary specifically for this purpose.

If you start keeping this habit, you will find that you will remember more and more of your dreams.

I used to do this, but I have gotten out of the practice. So, I really don't remember my dreams anymore. I've even forgotten the ones from back when I took the steps to remember now.

 

[Agentt]

Well, I am too lazy to write the whole thing down, so here are short versions

Spoiler: NSFW

So, I had an ability to detach my balls, and I used it to play with them, I would play catch, and would blow them up for basketball or football.

One day, they didn't attach back, and I was scared my mother would scold me lots, so I had an idea, and I blended them and drank the goop, which made them regrow.
Unfortunately, I lost the ability to detach my balls.

 

[Vnator]

I've had a lot of weird dreams. Probably the weirdest recurring ones involve a tsunami. I see it coming and manage to run, but nobody else seems to notice or care.

I used to have a lot of dreams like that as a kid after learning about them, but they always tended to pretty much jump over me. So after I was done cowering, it apparently missed

 

[MyukiMruieast]

I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse.

It first began as a vampire part where I was adopted by vampires and forced to eat worms and I escaped from their grasp and ran to find my godfather which I cried to make him hide under the bridge as the vampires were near....then it shifted to a zombie apocalypse.
Rather than being a survivor, me and my godmother became zombies and godfather was stuck in the house.

Weplayfully knocked on the door as we brought him out to eat picnic.

And then I woke up.

The next week, I dreamt aboutzombies again. This time I was a spectator as zombies began to walk and I tried to close the door of our house as the sounds of these creatures came by.

We looked outside from thewindow and watched as they finally disappear into the cloudy mist.

Then I woke up.
Then next week, I dreamt about again.

The zombies began to evolve and they began punching cars. I took a look at them by the window and time passed by.


Then I woke up.

Next week again, I dreamt about it again however I was unable to discern what events took place.

Another week, the Same dream, but this time I got power to fly. I flew around watching these creatures eat people and such.

And another week, it was yet again the same but I forgot most of the details except running away from them.

Then another week, and now there were titans.

They followed us, a line of people, and people began screaming.
Thisi titans could make a person a titan by touch, and they can also shrink down.

We ran to the restaurant and began searching for the exit. I found it later on, being the third to exit.
Then I found myself on the dance floor, dancing with a faceless boy, I swirled and then discovered that something was wrong.

I took his hand as shrieks and cries from everyone echoed.

A titan had gotten in, so we rushed out us in oh outmost effort when suddenly everything turned into ice.

Then I woke up.

The end----not.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

That's pretty standard. Dreams do not code into your long-term memory at all. The only way you ever remember your dreams is if you make an asserted effort upon first waking up to actively remember the dream you just had. You have a short window of about 20 seconds after waking up to begin the process, otherwise you will have lost the dream forever.

The first thing you have to do is immediately, within those 20 seconds, begin retelling the events of the dream to yourself in your mind. (short-term memory is 20 seconds, so you are trying to transfer it from your short term memory to your long term memory before it fades at this step of the process) If the dream was powerful and prominent enough in it's details, this might be all you need to do. (Usually people have a tendency to subconsciously do this with nightmares on their own, just because how scary the dream was causes them to take the proper steps to code it into their memory just because they are freaked out by it.)

After this, if you want to make double extra sure you remember your dream, you will write the events down. There are people out there who actually keep a dream diary specifically for this purpose.

If you start keeping this habit, you will find that you will remember more and more of your dreams.

I used to do this, but I have gotten out of the practice. So, I really don't remember my dreams anymore. I've even forgotten the ones from back when I took the steps to remember now.

Erm... okay...

 

[MyukiMruieast]

I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse.

It first began as a vampire part where I was adopted by vampires and forced to eat worms and I escaped from their grasp and ran to find my godfather which I cried to make him hide under the bridge as the vampires were near....then it shifted to a zombie apocalypse.
Rather than being a survivor, me and my godmother became zombies and godfather was stuck in the house.

Weplayfully knocked on the door as we brought him out to eat picnic.

And then I woke up.

The next week, I dreamt aboutzombies again. This time I was a spectator as zombies began to walk and I tried to close the door of our house as the sounds of these creatures came by.

We looked outside from thewindow and watched as they finally disappear into the cloudy mist.

Then I woke up.
Then next week, I dreamt about again.

The zombies began to evolve and they began punching cars. I took a look at them by the window and time passed by.


Then I woke up.

Next week again, I dreamt about it again however I was unable to discern what events took place.

Another week, the Same dream, but this time I got power to fly. I flew around watching these creatures eat people and such.

And another week, it was yet again the same but I forgot most of the details except running away from them.

Then another week, and now there were titans.

They followed us, a line of people, and people began screaming.
Thisi titans could make a person a titan by touch, and they can also shrink down.

We ran to the restaurant and began searching for the exit. I found it later on, being the third to exit.
Then I found myself on the dance floor, dancing with a faceless boy, I swirled and then discovered that something was wrong.

I took his hand as shrieks and cries from everyone echoed.

A titan had gotten in, so we rushed out us in oh outmost effort when suddenly everything turned into ice.

Then I woke up.

The end----not.

Also can't forget that one dream regarding my godmother or mommy not wanting me anymore as she got Natsu and Lucy from fairy tail as her kids.
It scared me.