Life Goals

[peelsdeeni]

*quiet kid energy intensifies*

You wanna see some of that just come visit us 'Mericans o'er 'ere. Some'll have some leftover fireworks from 4th of July if you know what I mean

The FBI squad that's only assignment is to watch me has already given up trying to stop me. They already know to tell your agent to stay away for their own good. Don't worry i got ya covered chief.

Tell them hi for me would ya? My FBI agent issued one of those restraining orders on me
Btw my life goal is to have a life goal... So I guess that's my life goal

 

[AliceShiki]

I don't have a particularly unusual goal I guess? I just have lots of goals.

I wanna write (this one as a job), make games, sew, dance, translate... I also wanna marry and I wanna adopt children~
And I wanna be happier with my body, since I kinda hate my looks right now.

So uhn... Lots of stuff~

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Natural, and preferably european or american caucasian.

How will you know the difference?

I wanna adopt children~

I'm kinda considering I might want to try that before I stop lactating. I fought tooth and nail not to have a C-section, so going through that fight with the medical system again doesn't sound fun. It was because they predicted my baby would be over ten pounds by 40 weeks, so I had to induce labor by 39 weeks when he was supposed to be "just under 10 pounds." He was only 8lb 11oz and shot out of me like a rocket. Second and third babies are supposed to be bigger, I know my body can handle a bigger one, but if the medical system refuses to let me give birth vaginally, I'm going to be PISSED!

 

[BackWoodsJ_ACK]

You wanna see some of that just come visit us 'Mericans o'er 'ere. Some'll have some leftover fireworks from 4th of July if you know what I mean

Tell them hi for me would ya? My FBI agent issued one of those restraining orders on me
Btw my life goal is to have a life goal... So I guess that's my life goal

I live in the country so my neighbors are rednecks. Every weekend it's like 4th of July.

Cool people tho. Treat a black guy like me like family. The jokes be hilarious.

 

[peelsdeeni]

I live in the country so my neighbors are rednecks. Every weekend it's like 4th of July.

Cool people tho. Treat a black guy like me like family. The jokes be hilarious.

I'm Asian myself and I go to a mostly white school but it just so happens that I'm friends with a Mexican, a black girl, and a ginger(yes she's white but, she's a ginger, come on, just go listen to Gingers by Rucka Rucka Ali) and idky but they all love slightly(very) offensive jokes, dark jokes, and just racist jokes in general. Everyday's filled with morally offensive jokes. Then my brother also likes to pretend to be black although mofo f**king yellow as hell

 

[AliceShiki]

How will you know the difference?

I'm kinda considering I might want to try that before I stop lactating. I fought tooth and nail not to have a C-section, so going through that fight with the medical system again doesn't sound fun. It was because they predicted my baby would be over ten pounds by 40 weeks, so I had to induce labor by 39 weeks when he was supposed to be "just under 10 pounds." He was only 8lb 11oz and shot out of me like a rocket. Second and third babies are supposed to be bigger, I know my body can handle a bigger one, but if the medical system refuses to let me give birth vaginally, I'm going to be PISSED!

Well, good luck! ^^)/

In my case I'm sterile, so adoption is the only way of me becoming a mother~

And well, I wanna give a home to orphans, and be a good mom to them, someone that they can trust and rely on~

 

[BackWoodsJ_ACK]

I'm Asian myself and I go to a mostly white school but it just so happens that I'm friends with a Mexican, a black girl, and a ginger(yes she's white but, she's a ginger, come on, just go listen to Gingers by Rucka Rucka Ali) and idky but they all love slightly(very) offensive jokes, dark jokes, and just racist jokes in general. Everyday's filled with morally offensive jokes. Then my brother also likes to pretend to be black although mofo f**king yellow as hell

My cousin, having a mom who's a ginger jokes with her about having no soul and him having only half. I love those kind of jokes. It lets you know that people aren't too sensitive. A person who gets their panties in a bunch at every offensive joke is a vibe killer. Me, my brother and cousins get on each other hard. It's fun 'being a fly in a sea of milk' sort of speak

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Well, good luck! ^^)/

In my case I'm sterile, so adoption is the only way of me becoming a mother~

And well, I wanna give a home to orphans, and be a good mom to them, someone that they can trust and rely on~

If you adopt at the right time, you could hire me as a wet nurse . . . or I could give you some tips on inducing lactation. I induced lactation for fun back in 2016 and kept it up until 2019. I only made a tablespoon of milk every four hours, but I probably could have produced more if I went at it every two hours like a real baby does.

 

[AliceShiki]

If you adopt at the right time, you could hire me as a wet nurse . . . or I could give you some tips on inducing lactation. I induced lactation for fun back in 2016 and kept it up until 2019. I only made a tablespoon of milk every four hours, but I probably could have produced more if I went at it every two hours like a real baby does.

I doubt I'll be able to adopt a baby, so I don't think I'll need to worry too much about that.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I doubt I'll be able to adopt a baby, so I don't think I'll need to worry too much about that.

I wish you luck all the same! <3

 

[DarkeReises]

You wanna see some of that just come visit us 'Mericans o'er 'ere. Some'll have some leftover fireworks from 4th of July if you know what I mean

Tell them hi for me would ya? My FBI agent issued one of those restraining orders on me
Btw my life goal is to have a life goal... So I guess that's my life goal

They already know.
You don't mind if I take them all out for a private party, do you?
I've heard there are some hotties on the FBI teams monitoring me, so I was thinking of... borrowing one, and might as well invite all the agents I know.

I live in the country so my neighbors are rednecks. Every weekend it's like 4th of July.

Cool people tho. Treat a black guy like me like family. The jokes be hilarious.

As much as people will shit on Americans for being racist and shit, there's no way in hell there's more than like 5% of Americans who are actually like what people tend to portray us as. You have the relatively small amount of extreme racists, the majority that just get dragged along on the ride, those who ignore everything on social media like that(like me), and those are chill with just about anyone and will treat anyone like a brother no matter what, as long as they get along well of course(which I'm also like). Though I could care less about how people paint Americans in a bad light, cause I do it too lmao. I shit on just about all nationalities, cause I gave up on humans at this point.

On another note, though my neighbors aren't rednecks, I do have to deal with random days where fireworks go off, even if it's the middle of the winter sometimes. I've got no idea why. Also gunshots.

*quiet kid energy intensifies*

My brother and I have both been suspended in middle school for similar reasons lmao.

 

[AliceShiki]

I wish you luck all the same! <3

Thank you, same to you and your future children~

 

[peelsdeeni]

They already know.
You don't mind if I take them all out for a private party, do you?
I've heard there are some hotties on the FBI teams monitoring me, so I was thinking of... borrowing one, and might as well invite all the agents I know.

nah dude, buy 'em a drink for me would ya

As much as people will shit on Americans for being racist and shit, there's no way in hell there's more than like 5% of Americans who are actually like what people tend to portray us as. You have the relatively small amount of extreme racists, the majority that just get dragged along on the ride, those who ignore everything on social media like that(like me), and those are chill with just about anyone and will treat anyone like a brother no matter what, as long as they get along well of course(which I'm also like). Though I could care less about how people paint Americans in a bad light, cause I do it too lmao. I shit on just about all nationalities, cause I gave up on humans at this point.

As much as I joke about it irl, my entire life I've never actually met a real, extreme, go-back-where-you-came-from racist. My friends and I fall more under the category of making jokes about them but not really actually meaning them. I'll read anything that disses America as long as it's funny, I couldn't give two shits.

And talking about America, my brother was on discord just the other day and one of his friends sent him a screenshot of someone posting a pic of their convo with a friend and it said, "today I was reading gay furry porn while my neighbors were shooting guns into the sky and lighting fireworks. Only in America" and I agree with them. Only in America can you read gay furry porn and watch your neighbors shoot guns and light fireworks without getting arrested

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Thank you, same to you and your future children~

This whole thing got me thinking, and the more I think about it, the more I could see myself adopting my next baby. Husband and I would probably not mention my boyfriends to birth mothers, but I'm thinking the fact that I'm lactating already could give us a huge leg up in the adoption matching game. I poked around a bit, and it's basically just like an online dating site. Many of the profiles I see are super bland, so I think the key is to stand out. I'll probably be the only lactating mother on the site, and I'll also mention how much we sing in our household. We'll attract attention for sure!

 

[DarkeReises]

nah dude, buy 'em a drink for me would ya

As ,uch as I joke about it irl, my entire life I've never actually met a real, extreme, go-back-where-you-came-from racist. My friends and I fall more under the category of making jokes about them but not really actually meaning them. I'll read anything that disses America as long as it's funny, I couldn't gibe two shits.

And talking about America, my brother was on discord just the other day and one of his friends sent him a screenshot of someone posting a pic of their convo with a friend and it said, "today I was reading gay furry porn while my neighbors were shooting guns into the sky and lighting fireworks. Only in America" and I agree with them. Only in America can you read gay furry porn and watch your neighbors shoot guns and light fireworks without getting arrested

Definitely. America is a crackpot of everything, and mostly judgment-free. As long as you don't force your ideals and such on others, nobody cares. That's why everyone hates extremist vegans and anti-vaxxers that think that what they say is law and try to force it on others. If you don't do that, even if you're vegan or don't believe in vaccines, I'd still be able to be your friend.

Those were just examples, but there are many other things that could've been used. Feminists are something I have fairly strong beliefs against though. I mean the extremist feminists and Karens, not people in the past who fought for women's equality and stuff, I'm definitely all for equality. However, those extremists are what started destroying plenty of innocent men's lives because of one thing which is one of the main reasons that they piss me off, which is false rape allegations. And I'm not even gonna start beyond that because I know I'll be ranting for ages.

Aside from that, I'm pretty much chill with anyone that isn't an attention whore, racist(even if it's not to me), downright annoying, etc. As long as you're not a bad person, I don't care what nationality you are, what skin color you have, etc.

Anyway, that's it for my rant before it gets even worse lmao.
Also, don't worry, I'll get 'em something good.

On an entirely unrelated note, does a man commit mass murder and infanticide every time they masturbate?

 

[peelsdeeni]

Also, don't worry, I'll get 'em something good.

On an entirely unrelated note, does a man commit mass murder and infanticide every time they masturbate?

Don't give them the washed down cheap bullcrap, give them the authentic stuff ight. Like a thanks and a apology for putting up with all my bullcrap.

Ask that to the philosophers or maybe lawyers. Both'll give you a run for your money, especially the lawyer if you know what I mean.

and I also agree with you on the extremist stuff too. One of my friends is a vegan but she doesn't go around screaming at everyone to be a vegan. She has one of those more chill, slightly stoned (and maybe on crack) vibes.

As you said, on an unrelated note, I believe that this should be my 69th message. Heh, nice

 

[AliceShiki]

This whole thing got me thinking, and the more I think about it, the more I could see myself adopting my next baby. Husband and I would probably not mention my boyfriends to birth mothers, but I'm thinking the fact that I'm lactating already could give us a huge leg up in the adoption matching game. I poked around a bit, and it's basically just like an online dating site. Many of the profiles I see are super bland, so I think the key is to stand out. I'll probably be the only lactating mother on the site, and I'll also mention how much we sing in our household. We'll attract attention for sure!

Huh? That's how it works over there? o.0

Over here you go through some interviews, talk to the people of the orphanage where they talk to you and explain more about the children, adoption in general and stuff... And well, you say what kind of child you want (stuff like what ages/gender/race you are fine with adopting, whether you're fine with adopting siblings or not, if it's okay if the child has a mental disease and/or a trauma... Stuff like that).

And once the orphanage considers you fitting for adopting a child... You enter the waiting queue. Being willing to adopt older children, siblings and children with diseases and/or traumas usually means a much shorter queue though.

 

[DarkeReises]

Don't give them the washed down cheap bullcrap, give them the authentic stuff ight. Like a thanks and a apology for putting up with all my bullcrap.

Ask that to the philosophers or maybe lawyers. Both'll give you a run for your money, especially the lawyer if you know what I mean.

and I also agree with you on the extremist stuff too. One of my friends is a vegan but she doesn't go around screaming at everyone to be a vegan. She has one of those more chill, slightly stoned (and maybe on crack) vibes.

As you said, on an unrelated note, I believe that this should be my 69th message. Heh, nice

Yeah. Also vegans that think it's okay to feed their animals the same diet. Like bitch, are you retarded?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Huh? That's how it works over there? o.0

Over here you go through some interviews, talk to the people of the orphanage where they talk to you and explain more about the children, adoption in general and stuff... And well, you say what kind of child you want (stuff like what ages/gender/race you are fine with adopting, whether you're fine with adopting siblings or not, if it's okay if the child has a mental disease and/or a trauma... Stuff like that).

And once the orphanage considers you fitting for adopting a child... You enter the waiting queue. Being willing to adopt older children, siblings and children with diseases and/or traumas usually means a much shorter queue though.

That sounds like the right protocol for a closed adoption. I'm sure they do that over here for closed adoptions as well.

For an open adoption, the birth parents would also choose the adoptive parents. Religion and politics could come into play. I was mentioning to my mom that I searched on site for "breast" to see if any of the potential parents were going to breastfeed the kids. The only one I found had survived breast cancer, and the treatments had rendered her infertile. My mom said that if she was giving a kid up for adoption, that is NOT a person she would choose because cancer can come back, and that person would be more likely to die than other people. On a side note, my maternal grandmother died from lung cancer when my mom was in university, long before I was born, so that's an especially painful topic to my mom. A different birth mother may feel differently, though. She might think of the person as brave for being a survivor.

Anyway, to my understanding, in that sort of situation, we would be taking the baby straight home from the hospital. That brings to mind another thing we could include in our profile. I can offer advice and support to the birth mother because I've personally been through labor. After all, we know how to prevent emergency c-sections! A birth mom who wants her child breastfed would probably want to avoid a c-section as well.

 

[AliceShiki]

That sounds like the right protocol for a closed adoption. I'm sure they do that over here for closed adoptions as well.

For an open adoption, the birth parents would also choose the adoptive parents. Religion and politics could come into play. I was mentioning to my mom that I searched on site for "breast" to see if any of the potential parents were going to breastfeed the kids. The only one I found had survived breast cancer, and the treatments had rendered her infertile. My mom said that if she was giving a kid up for adoption, that is NOT a person she would choose because cancer can come back, and that person would be more likely to die than other people. On a side note, my maternal grandmother died from lung cancer when my mom was in university, long before I was born, so that's an especially painful topic to my mom. A different birth mother may feel differently, though. She might think of the person as brave for being a survivor.

Anyway, to my understanding, in that sort of situation, we would be taking the baby straight home from the hospital. That brings to mind another thing we could include in our profile. I can offer advice and support to the birth mother because I've personally been through labor. After all, we know how to prevent emergency c-sections! A birth mom who wants her child breastfed would probably want to avoid a c-section as well.

Ah, that makes sense... I don't think open adoptions exist in my country (or at least, it never came up when I was researching adoption), so I didn't even consider it~