Choose your debuff...

Choose your debuff

  • 1. Beauty

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • 2. Gender

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • 3. Humanity

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • 4. Taste

    Votes: 9 33.3%

  • Total voters
    27

Bristlecone

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You are going to reincarnate in a fantasy world with an OP magical power, but...
“To reincarnate with this power, you need to give up one of the following “ God of reincarnation
1. Beauty, you will be the ugliest human in the world.
2. Gender, your body will not be your desired one.
3. Humanity, you will hatch from a bird's egg (no evolution path to humanoid form).
4. Taste, you will never taste anything again.
 

Mechaphobic

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The best debuff is dead, there usually isn't any coming back from it. Who cares about anything trivial?
 

Chaos_Sinner777

Imprisoned Soul Seeking Isekai
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Does a cute Harpie Queen-esque form count as humanoid? It would still definitely be not human, but if it's too close to be allowed, then maybe I'd give up taste? Also can humans evolve into more interesting races some way?
 

owotrucked

Chronic lecher masquerading as a writer
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taste so I can be the quirky character that cooks debuffing dishes
 

ArcadiaBlade

I'm a Lazy Writer, So What?
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Humanity. The only thing that makes human special is that they are known to use two hands that could make weapons and stuff. What's to say that not being human is a downside when I could be a slime that able to transform into anything I can eat(except humans) and become like rimuru but no human transformation. Plus, the only restrictive to not being human is knowing that you once grew up as one and don't see the negative aspects of it yet.
 

AliceHiess

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I’ll go with taste when I was young my sense of taste was so strong that 90% of food was rendered inedible. Luckily I’m adjusted so I can eat strong stuff if I like the taste. But when it comes to tastes I don’t like such as bitter food or tomatoes it’s hard to surpress the urg to vomit. So no sense of taste doesn’t sound so bad to me.
 

DarkeReises

Ultimate Wankmaster, Jizzer of Universes
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So, for the gender debuff. It says you won't be the gender you desire, but if it's going deep into my subconscious and such to figure that out, does that mean that if i want to be a big booty hermaphrodite with a huge dick and nice rack, that I have the chance of becoming a fucking plank of wood with no genitals? I mean at that point I'd still be able to consider myself a man though cause even if i have no genitals it's atleast easier to pass off as one with a body like that, plus I would be one mentally anyways and that won't change except magic fuckery happens.
Mfw nothing changes
same
 

blanksphere

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Taste!

I never have to worry about bad tasting food again! That's a win in my book.
To top it off, you know those food that looked colorful and pretty but actually tastes terrible? No more disappointments. My food tastes exactly as I expected! (Not too salty, not too sweet, and not to spicy.)

Question though, does it remove food texture as well? I mean, instead of looking for tasty food, what stops a person to just search for good feeling food... jellies are cool, soft and chewy?
 

Bristlecone

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Taste!

I never have to worry about bad tasting food again! That's a win in my book.
To top it off, you know those food that looked colorful and pretty but actually tastes terrible? No more disappointments. My food tastes exactly as I expected! (Not too salty, not too sweet, and not to spicy.)

Question though, does it remove food texture as well? I mean, instead of looking for tasty food, what stops a person to just search for good feeling food... jellies are cool, soft and chewy?
The sensation of the tongue would remain, otherwise it would be impossible to speak or eat.
Does a cute Harpie Queen-esque form count as humanoid? It would still definitely be not human, but if it's too close to be allowed, then maybe I'd give up taste? Also can humans evolve into more interesting races some way?
An Harpie Queen would be too humanoid and I guess high-level humans evolve to gods... probably.
 
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DarkeReises

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Hmmm... Even if there's no evolution to a human form, it doesn't mean that there's no way to become a human at all, unless specifically stated that one would be completely banned from having a humanoid form, which if you're getting reincarnated for one of many possible reasons, the entertainment of gods is probably always going to be a secondary or tertiary reason. Therefore, with my OP magical powers, I'd simply genetically restructure myself, build myself a new body, or take over someone else's body and then reconfigure it to my tastes(would be less work since it's already human and I'd just be changing appearance and stuff). Or something of the sort, but I probably wouldn't be a human anyways cause they're boring as fuck. Would rather saturate all my cells with Void energy and gain the ability to Planeswalk by traversing the Void and as I travel through dimensions and planes, gradually build the Ultimate Lifeform(shut up Kars) and just become genetically and magically the most superior race in Reality. BEFORE I gain divinity and begin manipulating Reality directly.
 
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