Wait! Mine is!
*Ahem*
Mr. Ryland, I am afraid that there is some mistake during the payment process.... For some unknown reason, I only receive a bag of cookies. There are quite good, a delight in fact! They should go very well with some drink.
But matters of fact is, I believe my pay is missing.
Sincerely,
Gargan Kiri
Joke aside, no need to change it. That above is while out of character for him, so there shouldn't be any complain filed. He would just accepted it as as a mistake and move on. (Like when a server get ya order wrong, but you are too shy to corrected them....)