Weirdest Competitive Sport

[gaylolis]

Last night I had a dream that I was in a classroom and both boys are girls are trying their best to urinate in there.

I managed to piss from the entrance to the highest, furthest corner and got called 'The Sniper'.

Later when I googled it, turns out it was a real thing.

Pissing contest - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

With that in mind, what is the weirdest competitive sport you can think of? It doesn't have to exist in real-life :D

 

[Ordinary_weeb]

You got some really interesting... dream

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

Uh.. idk who can dislocated their shoulder and pit it back how it normally was the quickest while making the least noise?

 

[Lord_Drakonus]

The pain contest, or some might know as run the gauntlet. If you've heard of run the gauntlet, you'll know that it's very very fucked up. Like seriously, don't ever try to see this shit. It's the weirdest and most fucked up sport/challenge/contest/whatever the fuck.

 

[Daitengu]

Dwarf tossing is my pick.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

 

[Aushin]

Bow throwing. Not arrow shooting. Just throwing bows.

I don't remember where I saw this. Yet I'm sure it was some very bad fantasy story.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Moving with a 3-month-old. 3/10 do not recommend. You have to hold and feed Baby while Husband loses all of your things. He sets up your computer but leaves your mousepad at your old place.


By the way, you could turn that dream into a Lewd Poem for my collection:

Lewd Poems

Do bodily functions amuse you? Are you intrigued by reproductive organs? Does simply being a placental mammal tickle you? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this book is for you! This is a collection of lewd poems from various authors. My husband either inspired me or...

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[gaylolis]

Moving with a 3-month-old. 3/10 do not recommend. You have to hold and feed Baby while Husband loses all of your things. He sets up your computer but leaves your mousepad at your old place.


By the way, you could turn that dream into a Lewd Poem for my collection:

Lewd Poems

Do bodily functions amuse you? Are you intrigued by reproductive organs? Does simply being a placental mammal tickle you? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this book is for you! This is a collection of lewd poems from various authors. My husband either inspired me or...

www.scribblehub.com

not sure if i can do it, i'm not into urination fetish myself

 

[Kilolo]

you know what, this isn't an official sport or anything.
but I always weirded out by "the one who falls in love first are lose" competition.

And yeah, it's a thing. Not just in 3rd rate shoujo manga but in real life as well.