What's the Worst Premise?

[TheTrinary]

What is the absolutely worst premise you can come up with for a story? Stupidest, weirdest, most unwritable. Take your pick.

 

[NotaNuffian]

What is the absolutely worst premise you can come up with for a story? Stupidest, weirdest, most unwritable. Take your pick.

I was going for groundhog MC final end being going to hell, because the mfucker deserves it. Imagine Zorian but batshit evil.
It was so bad that I deleted the skeleton in my doc.
Rape is common and so is netori, but he only dares to go against those weaker than him.

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

He will become smarter if he watches, sees and does.... Food porn.

 

[NotaNuffian]

He will become smarter if he watches, sees and does.... Food porn.

Please, tell me more on the "do" part.

*sensually eating cucumber... with the lower hole.*

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

Please, tell me more on the "do" part.

*sensually eating cucumber... with the lower hole.*

I've actually already written this l. I don't why I did that but I did it.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

A guy gets NTRed by his lover with a muscular horse and it turns out that the girl was actually an alien to which was planning on taking over the world. However, given that the guy is dumber than the horse, she decided to go with the horse instead and create the perfect specimen and in truth was that the guy was actually a demon/angel who had decieved the girl since he had plan the NTR from the start.

 

[CadmarLegend]

A guy gets NTRed by his lover with a muscular horse and it turns out that the girl was actually an alien to which was planning on taking over the world. However, given that the guy is dumber than the horse, she decided to go with the horse instead and create the perfect specimen and in truth was that the guy was actually a demon/angel who had decieved the girl since he had plan the NTR from the start.

The NTR is confusing!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

A pregnant towel learns that its towel rack has been holding other towels and is devastated. It goes on a journey of self discovery, gives birth, and finds new meaning in the baby towel.

 

[TheTrinary]

I was going for groundhog MC final end being going to hell, because the mfucker deserves it. Imagine Zorian but batshit evil.
It was so bad that I deleted the skeleton in my doc.
Rape is common and so is netori, but he only dares to go against those weaker than him.

mmhm there's some words there I know.

A pregnant towel learns that its towel rack has been holding other towels and is devastated. It goes on a journey of self discovery, gives birth, and finds new meaning in the baby towel.

That's amazing.

 

[Draconite]

The MC just does nothing, and gets nothing

 

[PhillisCreziles]

One day a teenager woke up and had a very normal day.

 

[NotaNuffian]

The MC just does nothing, and gets nothing

Hitting really close to home with most of us here you know.

 

[witch_sorrowful]

A straight couple falls in love, but ohhhh she has to have an arranged marriage. And the father is against the relationship, and society... ughh baaaaeeedd, and uh... snorrrreeeee ... they are still fighting for love, or something, and.... I'm literally falling asleep writing this.

 

[Deleted member 25179]

Anything that is related to the words 'fanfiction' and 'kiddie smut'.

 

[hauntedwritings]

- Any story where the plot is centered around a missunderstanding between two people, where the plot is supposed to continue once the missunderstanding is resolved.

- The daily life of the gunk a of zit finds itself on a mirror. Every day, its gets new siblings, but danger is on the horizon, as they face the problem of an increasing population, and the increasing possibility of being discovered by the lady of the house.

 

[gaylolis]

Spoiler

the author's writing their first twilight fanfiction, featuring characters from naruto, bleach, one piece, one direction, harry potter and bts. anything goes, since it's basically metafiction.

featuring lots of yaoi, yuri, emo, drug abuse, furry transformation, male pregnancy and unbirthing, with bits of modified genitalia, bdsm, scat play, necrophilia, bestiality, and frequent use of deus ex machina resurrection shenanigans..

plus the story's main character is a self-insert goth girl who's absolutely the most perfect, beautiful, and has the biggest penis in the whole story.

for the plot, i don't know. maybe an almost copy pasta of my immortal or something.

this is cursed, you have been warned

i hate my mind

 

[ChocolateLover030]

One day, the MC gets summoned to another world as a hero. But not just any hero, he was summoned as the legendary Baguette Hero, whose purpose is to defeat the Croissant Lord.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

The worst for me is senseless smut and slavery in stories.

Like a FMC would have sex with MMC just because she was saved once.

 

[xluferx]

One day, the MC gets summoned to another world as a hero. But not just any hero, he was summoned as the legendary Baguette Hero, whose purpose is to defeat the Croissant Lord.

That actually pretty bloody good.

 

[TheTrinary]

That actually pretty bloody good.

I for one do not support the race war between Baguettes and Croissants