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CadmarLegend
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Imma beat you up!
CadmarLegend
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What?! I choose you, Pikachu! My Pokémon that never gets defeated, even though it should!
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I choose you, Gay Friend! Now, fuck this dude - professionally!
CadmarLegend
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My Pikachu, use your plot armour powers and protect me!
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Your Pikachu's plot armor powers are useless against Gay Friend! Gay Friend is from Mars, a biological species entirely composed of homosexuality and can destroy any plot armor in the entire world! Now then, accept your fate and become gay!
CadmarLegend
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Nope! My Pikachu suddenly... evolves? No that's not right! He... he has transformed into the plot itself! He changes your Gay Friend into Straight Friend! Your abilities are useless, @HandsomeProtagonist !
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WTF?! Gay Friend can't be Straight Friend! What are you, gay?
CadmarLegend
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Nope! My Pikachu's plot evolution(?) has made it happen!
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Nah, it can't be... wait... my Gay Friend?! What's happening - it's glowing! Oh... could it be? Gay Friend has turned into a Homophile Lesbigay! *laughs in Japanese* It seems that your Pikachu's plot evolution is coming to a halt. My Homophile Lesbigay will turn you and your pokemon into gays forever!
CadmarLegend
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Nope. My Pikachu has evolved into.... you! YOU are now my Pokémon! Before evolving, Pikachu used his plot changing powers to make it so that ANY evolution of Gay Friend would only be able to use its powers once! After that, it dies! I call you, @HandsomeProtagonist my Pokémon, to face the full brunt of Homophile Lesbigay's attack! (You don't get a choice anyway. I take you out right when Homophile Lesbigay attacks!)
Your sacrifice was worth it. You die while trying to resist the gender change. *Sob*
But at least Homophile Lesbigay has also gone with you to the Grave! R.I.P. @HandsomeProtagonist .
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Before... I... die.... I'll curse you so that you'll never have an erection ever again - so you won't be able to fap and make kids forever! So long, sucker! (disappears into existence and goes to hell for cursing someone)
CadmarLegend
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Oh no! Muhahahaha! You fell for it, Homophile Lesbigay! Hahaha!
*@CadmarLegend starts opening a zipper on his back*
*Ziiiiip*
In front of Homophile Lesbigay's eyes that were about to disappear, it sees that @CadmarLegend was actually..... Ditto!
I peek from behind the wall that suddenly appears because of the magical plot powers, and high5 ditto.
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*swears in hell*
CadmarLegend
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