The Last to Comment Wins

[Agentt]

*Him

HER!

 

[Napelynn]

HER!

*Him

 

[Razmatazz]

?‍

 

[Agentt]

*Him

Her or trap.
Chose one.

 

[Napelynn]

Her or trap.
Chose one.

I'll take trap. You activated my trap card!

 

[Agentt]

I'll take trap. You activated my trap card!

Let it remained activated.
You are in my house anyway.

 

[Napelynn]

Let it remained activated.
You are in my house anyway.

Oh yeah... So about that vacuum cleaner are you going to buy it? It's just $99.99. Pretty cheap so you might as well. It's limited edition too. Only five left.

 

[Agentt]

Oh yeah... So about that vacuum cleaner are you going to buy it? It's just $99.99. Pretty cheap so you might as well. It's limited edition too. Only five left.

Well, you have been a good listener so why not? I'll take 2.

 

[Napelynn]

Well, you have been a good listener so why not? I'll take 2.

Cool. That'll just be $200 dollars. If we add a bunch of meaningless extra fees, it will round up to just $9387539574395738.95. Thanks for the purchase!

 

[Agentt]

Cool. That'll just be $200 dollars. If we add a bunch of meaningless extra fees, it will round up to just $9387539574395738.95. Thanks for the purchase!

...could you write those in words please?

 

[tiaf]

What did I miss?

 

[Napelynn]

...could you write those in words please?

Nine quadrillion three hundred eighty seven trillion five hundred thirty nine billion five hundred seventy four million three hundred ninety five thousand seven hundred thirty eight dollars and ninety five cents.

So yeah, not that much money.

 

[Agentt]

Nine quadrillion three hundred eighty seven trillion five hundred thirty nine billion five hundred seventy four million three hundred ninety five thousand seven hundred thirty eight dollars and ninety five cents.

Wow....could you convert them to Argentina peso for me? I have an uncle who lives there who is ready to pay.

 

[Napelynn]

Wow....could you convert them to Argentina peso for me? I have an uncle who lives there who is ready to pay.

It's 856,937,795,032,885,248 Argentine Peso according to google.

 

[Agentt]

It's 856,937,795,032,885,248 Argentine Peso according to google.

Great. I have wired him. You should be receiving the money in a few weeks. The problem is, he needs a verification from the receiver. Could you send him exactly 216 dollars? He will add that money to the one he sends you.

 

[Napelynn]

Great. I have wired him. You should be receiving the money in a few weeks. The problem is, he needs a verification from the receiver. Could you send him exactly 216 dollars? He will add that money to the one he sends you.

I'll send him a penny.

 

[Agentt]

What did I miss?

Napelynn is selling me this really awesome vacume cleaner while I am locking him in my basement to suck some stuff.

I'll send him a penny.

No, no, no. The Argentina Gov works in different ways. It has to be exact 216 dollars. Believe me, my friend. I have no reason to lie.

 

[Napelynn]

Napelynn is selling me this really awesome vacume cleaner while I am locking him in my basement to suck some stuff.

Really!? Why didn't I know I was in your basement?

No, no, no. The Argentina Gov works in different ways. It has to be exact 216 dollars. Believe me, my friend. I have no reason to lie.

I think you do.

 

[High-in-the-skys]

Great. I have wired him. You should be receiving the money in a few weeks. The problem is, he needs a verification from the receiver. Could you send him exactly 216 dollars? He will add that money to the one he sends you.

Nigerian prince PTSD intensifies

 

[Agentt]

Really!? Why didn't I know I was in your basement?

You entered while you were blabering about the cleaner.

I think you do.

I don't. I want to do honest bussiness. Believe me. I give you double the money as gift.