That— That's Bad!

[NotYourTypicalMan]

young, depressed, and booze (many booze)

 

[CupcakeNinja]

. I was desperate for points that I Involved a female outsider.

Fucking legend.

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Well, I got caught publically and frequently masturbating when I was 6 till 10

We are brothers, you and i

I just wanted to feel good. I got bullied for the eccentricity till I became 16, when I decided to hit back. Then they decided to hit me back harder and the teachers sided them.

That happened to me once. The teachers said shit like, "well why didnt you call one of us?!"
And i replied, "sorry must've slipped my mind while i was getting my ass beat in front of your fucking door."

And that got me in more trouble. So i took the boy nearest me and headbutted him. It hurt like a bitch and i got suspended but that fucker passed out and i felt like i won.

It was the first time i ever got so violent. Bu i was just so goddamn fed up with their bullshit. I mean i was a good student, but they took the side of the fuckers who broke a school window literally two weeks prior to this? Yeah fuck that shit yo.

I was dragged into a fight with one of those kids later on tho. The prick jumped me with a few of his friends. Anyway i got beaten up. Then i reported them to the police since the idiots didnt know there were cameras at the park where it happened at. They all ended up expelled.

 

[WasatchWind]

Anything.

I passed out the first and last time I fired a shotgun.

 

[bananapink]

-sleeping in class, then biting my teacher for waking me (kindergarten) yep the most embarrassing things are hard to forget.
-running into two seniors in high school doing 'something' at the back of school. (elementary)
-my godson accidentally clicked on his dad's hentai collection. (Second hand embarrassment is real. I'm not a prude but hells... I didn't know where to look and my friend just grinned like an idiot and took the phone away from his kid.)
-tapped my colleagues little brother when I was laughing too hard (I want to die...)
-waving back at someone who clearly wasn't waving at me TT^TT (kill me please...)

 

[Deleted member 45782]

two birthdays that won't go into details, but was not a happy day.
embarrassing moments? hmm...i think i would keep them to myself.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Uhh.... When I was still in kindergarden, I thrown a medium-sized stone, as big as my palm to the sky and unfortunately it's landed on my friend's head which made his head bleed and have lacerations. I'm so scared that time so I hide until home time and tell my mother about it. Fortunately my mother didn't mad to me and tell me that I should apologize to him.

So in afternoon I came to his house and found his head wrapped in bandages which made me more guilty. So I apologize to him and as my apology, I invited him to go buy some toys at nearby market (With the money that my mom gave me).

Hope your friend is okay.

young, depressed, and booze (many booze)

Don't become a drunk!

Fucking legend.

We are brothers, you and i

That happened to me once. The teachers said shit like, "well why didnt you call one of us?!"
And i replied, "sorry must've slipped my mind while i was getting my ass beat in front of your fucking door."

And that got me in more trouble. So i took the boy nearest me and headbutted him. It hurt like a bitch and i got suspended but that fucker passed out and i felt like i won.

It was the first time i ever got so violent. Bu i was just so goddamn fed up with their bullshit. I mean i was a good student, but they took the side of the fuckers who broke a school window literally two weeks prior to this? Yeah fuck that shit yo.

I was dragged into a fight with one of those kids later on tho. The prick jumped me with a few of his friends. Anyway i got beaten up. Then i reported them to the police since the idiots didnt know there were cameras at the park where it happened at. They all ended up expelled.

Wow.

I passed out the first and last time I fired a shotgun.

Are you okay?

-sleeping in class, then biting my teacher for waking me (kindergarten) yep the most embarrassing things are hard to forget.
-running into two seniors in high school doing 'something' at the back of school. (elementary)
-my godson accidentally clicked on his dad's hentai collection. (Second hand embarrassment is real. I'm not a prude but hells... I didn't know where to look and my friend just grinned like an idiot and took the phone away from his kid.)
-tapped my colleagues little brother when I was laughing too hard (I want to die...)
-waving back at someone who clearly wasn't waving at me TT^TT (kill me please...)

That's—

two birthdays that won't go into details, but was not a happy day.
embarrassing moments? hmm...i think i would keep them to myself.

Okay.