Monkey's Paw

[Napelynn]

Granted, but that's the only other thing in the world.

I wish for Nothing.

Granted, everything will be returned to nothingness including you

I wish for a water bottle

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, everything will be returned to nothingness including you

I wish for a water bottle

Granted, but that water bottle is filled with Covid viruses, and you get terribly sick.

I wish for lots of money.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but that water bottle is filled with Covid viruses, and you get terribly sick.

I wish for lots of money.

Granted, all parking lots in the world will be permanently filled with money. You can no longer use a car to get to places. Everyone hates you for causing this and will actively hunt you down whenever they see you.

I wish for a large amount of money

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, all parking lots in the world will be permanently filled with money. You can no longer use a car to get to places. Everyone hates you for causing this and will actively hunt you down whenever they see you.

I wish for a large amount of money

Granted, but all parking lots in the world will be permanently filled with money. You can no longer use a car to get to places. Everyone hates you for causing this and will actively hunt you down whenever they see you. Hehehe.....



I wish to not have my comment or work be copied.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but all parking lots in the world will be permanently filled with money. You can no longer use a car to get to places. Everyone hates you for causing this and will actively hunt you down whenever they see you. Hehehe.....



I wish to not have my comment or work be copied.

HA! I said large amounts, not lots!

Granted, instead people will just have whatever you worked on pop into their head. They aren't copying you per say, they are just writing the same thing as you.

I wish to have @CadmarLegend read properly

 

[CadmarLegend]

HA! I said large amounts, not lots!

Granted, instead people will just have whatever you worked on pop into their head. They aren't copying you per say, they are just writing the same thing as you.

I wish to have @CadmarLegend read properly

Granted, but I steal YOUR ability to read so as to read properly.


I wish for @Napelynn to own a cat.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, I now own a dog, but if it touches water it dies and I will become depressed for all of eternity

I wish for an infinite supply of tissues

 

[WasatchWind]

Granted, but that's the only other thing in the world.

I wish for Nothing.

You wish for nothing, and thus never try to rise above where you are in life. You feel stagnant, and depressed.

I wish for the negative effects of the monkey's paw to disappear

 

[Napelynn]

You wish for nothing, and thus never try to rise above where you are in life. You feel stagnant, and depressed.

I wish for the negative effects of the monkey's paw to disappear

Granted, the monkey's paw will now only change wishes in weird ways, not bad ways

I wish for the monkey paw to regain it's negative effects

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, the monkey's paw will now only change wishes in weird ways, not bad ways

I wish for the monkey paw to regain it's negative effects

Granted, but then only you get the negatives, and everyone else gets the better ones.



I wish to eat.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but then only you get the negatives, and everyone else gets the better ones.



I wish to eat.

Granted, you can store an infinite amount of food in your stomach, though, as a side effect, you won't be able to feel full. This isn't because of the monkey's paw, it's just logic.

I wish for the negative effects of the monkey's paw to effect everyone except me.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you can store an infinite amount of food in your stomach, though, as a side effect, you won't be able to feel full. This isn't because of the monkey's paw, it's just logic.

I wish for the negative effects of the monkey's paw to effect everyone except me.

Granted, but that only happens for a minute.

I wish to not eat.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, you can now begin starving yourself

I wish for infinite wishes!

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you can now begin starving yourself

I wish for infinite wishes!

Granted, but all your wishes fail unless being bad to you!

I wish to have my 2 dogs not die.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but all your wishes fail unless being bad to you!

I wish to have my 2 dogs not die.

Granted, they are immortal and will outlive you, however when you die, they will become depressed for all of eternity.

I wish to write a wonderful novel beloved by all.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, they are immortal and will outlive you, however when you die, they will become depressed for all of eternity.

I wish to write a wonderful novel beloved by all.

Granted, but the novel is only liked by the Mafia and you get targeted by tye Government because of that.


I wish to have no wish.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the novel is only liked by the Mafia and you get targeted by tye Government because of that.


I wish to have no wish.

Granted, none of your dreams, aspirations, or wishes will ever come true, nor will you ever have any in the first place. You'll become kind of like a vegetable with how little motivation you'll have.

I wish to have a holographic computer that functions and won't try to kill anyone.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, none of your dreams, aspirations, or wishes will ever come true, nor will you ever have any in the first place. You'll become kind of like a vegetable with how little motivation you'll have.

I wish to have a holographic computer that functions and won't try to kill anyone.

Granted, but people get jealous of you, and rob you of everything in your life out of jealousy.


I wish to wish that I wish to wish.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but people get jealous of you, and rob you of everything in your life out of jealousy.


I wish to wish that I wish to wish.

Granted, but the monkey paw will attack you because of how difficult that was to comprehend.

I wish to not be bored ever again.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but the monkey paw will attack you because of how difficult that was to comprehend.

I wish to not be bored ever again.

Granted, but you have to constantly move around to be like that. Your body overheats and you die.


i wish for something.

Your wish? @CadmarLegend

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