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HURGMCGURG

HURGMCGURG

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BlackFrost said:
Yep, of course, of all things you could have picked, you just had to have picked this huh? Another thing, why is it going down, if it actually hits the ground.......
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Bitch, that dick is gonna penetrate the earth and literally fuck us all.
 
Fromage

Fromage

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MY DICK IS THE DICK THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
 
ZynGrand

ZynGrand

The Winds Of Change Will Erode All Things.
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Speaking of disregarding consequences, I'm going to dox @BenJepheneT . (Hey Tony if you're reading this all and I mean all of this is a joke please don't ban me.)

To start off we're going to need some background information of my favorite subject, me! Last year I started to learn how to code. I made a little game and that was that. Then, a few months after that, I started to figure out how to hack. The biggest thing I hacked into was the Burger King Database, where I added myself as the Burger King. (Under a different alias, of course.)

Anyways, back to Ben. In the picture provided, you can see a window in the upper part of the image. To the left of the blue object is a splash of green, which through my extensive plant repertoire (I'm studying Biology in college) I identified as Azurean Micolynda, a plant that only grows in a specific region of New Zealand.
BenJepheneT said:
How about some women?

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Then, utilizing my L33T H4X0R skills, I searched the government's database for people under the name of Ben. This, unexpectedly, ran me into a dead end. In the area I was searching there was nobody named Ben. That stumped me for about a day before I realized that Ben was a common nickname. With this newfound answer I tried again and got multiple hits.

There was Bengerman Fickleman, Benjamin Torkoff, & Benny Torzia. @BenJepheneT 's true identity, as you guessed, is Benjamin Torkoff. He is a 21 year old baggage carrier at the local airport, and also helps out at the local orphanage. That last bit was quite surprising, to be honest. Nobody here could possibly imagine Ben at an orphanage except maybe to burn it down. He went to the local school, and is also currently studying at the local college as a Archeology major. Last week he spent 142 NZ$ on groceries, over half of which my informant is telling me he gave to the orphanage.
He also has a history of dealing with shady types, so I'm currently paying a hit-man to guard the orphanage in case he tries to pull anything. In 2016 he went to jail for an armed robbery, and in 2012 he was suspended from school for being part of a local gang.

This is my message to you Ben. If I catch you touch a hair on the head of any of those orphans, especially Sarah Whiterose, I will make sure you have a closed casket. Then, I'll make sure your family does too. My father is a former US general, and he could pull enough strings to make it all an accident. I know your address. I'll be sending you a pizza soon as well, as an offering of peace. If you accept it, we can sweep this all under the rug, and you can live your life. But if you don't, let's just say looking over your shoulder won't help you, nor will running away.

P.s If you want any of his personal information, just DM me. The more leashes around the scoundrel the better.
 
BlackFrost

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ZynGrand said:
Speaking of disregarding consequences, I'm going to dox @BenJepheneT . (Hey Tony if you're reading this all and I mean all of this is a joke please don't ban me.)

To start off we're going to need some background information of my favorite subject, me! Last year I started to learn how to code. I made a little game and that was that. Then, a few months after that, I started to figure out how to hack. The biggest thing I hacked into was the Burger King Database, where I added myself as the Burger King. (Under a different alias, of course.)

Anyways, back to Ben. In the picture provided, you can see a window in the upper part of the image. To the left of the blue object is a splash of green, which through my extensive plant repertoire (I'm studying Biology in college) I identified as Azurean Micolynda, a plant that only grows in a specific region of New Zealand.

Then, utilizing my L33T H4X0R skills, I searched the government's database for people under the name of Ben. This, unexpectedly, ran me into a dead end. In the area I was searching there was nobody named Ben. That stumped me for about a day before I realized that Ben was a common nickname. With this newfound answer I tried again and got multiple hits.

There was Bengerman Fickleman, Benjamin Torkoff, & Benny Torzia. @BenJepheneT 's true identity, as you guessed, is Benjamin Torkoff. He is a 21 year old baggage carrier at the local airport, and also helps out at the local orphanage. That last bit was quite surprising, to be honest. Nobody here could possibly imagine Ben at an orphanage except maybe to burn it down. He went to the local school, and is also currently studying at the local college as a Archeology major. Last week he spent 142 NZ$ on groceries, over half of which my informant is telling me he gave to the orphanage.
He also has a history of dealing with shady types, so I'm currently paying a hit-man to guard the orphanage in case he tries to pull anything. In 2016 he went to jail for an armed robbery, and in 2012 he was suspended from school for being part of a local gang.

This is my message to you Ben. If I catch you touch a hair on the head of any of those orphans, especially Sarah Whiterose, I will make sure you have a closed casket. Then, I'll make sure your family does too. My father is a former US general, and he could pull enough strings to make it all an accident. I know your address. I'll be sending you a pizza soon as well, as an offering of peace. If you accept it, we can sweep this all under the rug, and you can live your life. But if you don't, let's just say looking over your shoulder won't help you, nor will running away.

P.s If you want any of his personal information, just DM me. The more leashes around the scoundrel the better.
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Wow, you've really outdone yourself with the orphanage part.
 
Redadam04

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It's been a year and no one has won the tournament, lol. :blob_party:
 
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