Dog lovers: Surely, a doberman is better than a beagle due to its size and loyalty. It's also very intelligent and can be trained easily.
Cat lovers: Mine is orange
Cat lovers: Mine is orange
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So, I was taking my neighbor's dog for a walk and he was refusing to obey me, so I was like,
"No, bad boy! Bad!"
But them I realised that he probably doesn't even know english.
Then I realised why am I even talking in english? Damn those people on SH have ruined me.
Someone can sell sugar powder for thousands under the name of "odorless cocaine"
I ate pringles for the first time today. What am I supposed to do with this aluminium or tin can now?
Join the cool kids club
If a theatre premieres a movie from 9 to 10 and from 11 to 12, and you arrive at 10:30, are you late or early?
@Napelynn and @CadmarLegend missed my 666 reaction score celebration party.
Has anyone ever tried Raid shadow legends? It looks good, but considering how much they are paying for ads, it really seems there is a catch
So, I had a nightmarish day today. A test tube of acid exploded in my hands and my pants ripped and someone stole my practical file and I had to make a new one.
Used dark mode for the first time in life. Observations-
1. My eyes felt soooooo good.
2. Light mode is now equivalent to laser beams.
600 react score!!! You’re welcome!
So, when I gave my first ever online exam, I saw there was a photo of this really dirty looking, 30-40ish old man's photo on my screen who looked like he hadn't taken a bath in a week and hadn't been to a barber for over an year. Plus, the way he had just let his beard grow made him look like a savage.
When I was 11, I read a joke an author once made in my history book. It read.
"Author's Date Of Birth: I really don't remember it since I was very small at that time, but my Mama says its 5th August."
I doubt others will share this feeling, but I find it really cute how simply scientists named their books. I like to imagine they spend days and days thinking of a title, and end up with something like "Animals" and when it comes to write a sequel, he was like, fuck it, I ain't doing that again and went with "Animals(revised)"
Always remember, you can take a loan to pay your debt, so go and enjoy a shopping spree
So, my father recieved some ultra boomer unfunny jokes and he really liked them, and was even excited to show them to me, which is really rare, considering how tsundere fathers can be. So, I thought of telling it here.
A cook says "I am a simple man but my food is special."
A shopkeeper says "Fans available here."
An astrologer says "pay me to know the spoiler"
I haven't posted many threads but almost all of them end up becoming toxic...Is this my gift from God?
Saw a white bat today. Which is a bit funny considering what all is happening around the world.
Do you ever wake up, see that it is morning, and immediately feel the urge to just skip the whole day?
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