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Gimme four of the cutest ones you have potion maker!

Gimme a cat

It's always hilarious to see people trying too hard to explain that they aren't going to kill and eat your pet.

I thought they were called the silent generation because they were mostly dead now

Some people drown, others die of thirst. You will be force-fed water for 12 hours to increase weight before being slaughtered at abattoirs in Beijing Tiananmen.

I love Beijing Tiananmen. Tiananmen where the sun's risen, our mighty leader Chairman Mao, leading all of us forward.

Ate too much Ice-cream. Now, I have a deadly cold with headache, sore throat.

I tried to rewrite the lore about the fantasy ideological concept conveyed by the narrator through an info dump into a children's fairy tale narrative through the dialogue of a mother and her little daughter.

But my head immediately became fuzzy; it was so difficult to simplify the complex and dark concept into a simple and child-friendly concept.

Hmm... writing subtext isn't as easy as reading its theory.

You of SHF are now medical marvels. I am your canvas. Pick one thing to change about my physical appearance. (and you cant say nothing.)
eye colour? hair colour? skin colour? height? weight? bigger? smaller? another pair of arms? cat ears? dinosaur tail? what would you do? -and someone keep anonjohn away from the medical room I already know what he'd do!! lol

Girl... 我会吃了你的屁股。 去睡觉吧。

Bottylover - Tsuru


(We similar in certain ways) (And i bet Botty finding us cute for some reason despite being angry at her humph! >x<)

*stray cat appears*

I changed my mind. I won't turn you into steak. I will turn you into a steak-eater instead!

As it is BunBun season~.

Authors talking about their story's stats like it's a video game build is strangely funny

Whales have had the Internet for far longer than us

I forgot that I have to sleep for work. I am tired. It is 3:33 in the morning.

I feel like SHF verify you, if you talk/post too much.

FOR REAL.