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My student be like, "Sir, it's embarrassing, but can you stand in for my parent this coming graduation?"

And I was like, "Dude, tis an honor to be like yer parent for graduation."

(Yeah, I'd like to have children.)
Catto!!! *pats*
I crown you the cutest catto in the forum!
*places a flower crown on you*
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In reality, I am the cutest cat. Because if I ever become a cat, I will have lots of paws. And for some reason people love poking cats' tiny beans 🐾
Playerkartik
Playerkartik
More paws = more claws = more danger
2 = good
3>= danger
Why do I always read your name as ShrimpLady?
Good morning 🌄
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:blob_evil: Now that I successfuly lured a Texas girly, we can get her to sleep.

And why are you awake? You should be in bed, catching zzz's and dreaming of pretty lewd things. Go sleep, beautiful.
pangmida
pangmida
Well ya got me... I will fall for the trap every time. I shall retire to bed as well. 😘
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Good, I'll hop in with you. ❤️
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