Your Best Pickup Lines

[placeintime]

Hey, do you know what I see right now,

my future girlfriend.

 

[binarysoap]

Are you a baker?
Cause those buns sure look good

 

[Zoey]

You smell different when your awake.

 

[Yorda]

I wish I was as villainous as you.
Your scowl encapsulates not only your immense displeasure but also the entire dark triad of your being.
I hardly like any human beings so why is it that I like you?
I'm aiming to be a villainess you know.
I have insecurity problems which cause me to want to control and own my significant other, some call it yandere. So do we jive?

 

[LazyPanda]

Hey, I think you're pretty hot. Mind if I come sit next you to warm up. I can also get us drinks to enjoy this tropical heat.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

 

[AliceShiki]

So... I never tried using any pickup lines, but I can share a story about them~

My oldest brother was someone really popular back in his high school days, he had a lot of female friends and he went to parties often, in which he courted a lot of girls and kissed a handful of them every time.

So at one point he was having some talk with his friends (both male and female), and the girls asked him to teach his male friends how to actually pick up a girl appropriately, since he was pretty good at it and stuff.

Well... His response was that all they needed to say was this: "Hey, nice shoe, wanna fuck?"

I doubt any of them ever used it, but I think the praising the shoes part is not a bad start~

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

So... I never tried using any pickup lines, but I can share a story about them~

My oldest brother was someone really popular back in his high school days, he had a lot of female friends and he went to parties often, in which he courted a lot of girls and kissed a handful of them every time.

So at one point he was having some talk with his friends (both male and female), and the girls asked him to teach his male friends how to actually pick up a girl appropriately, since he was pretty good at it and stuff.

Well... His response was that all they needed to say was this: "Hey, nice shoe, wanna fuck?"

I doubt any of them ever used it, but I think the praising the shoes part is not a bad start~

hey! nice shoe,..wanna fuck?

 

[AkalE]

walk up to the person.
Say 'i don't have a good pick up line, but you're really pretty.'

Welcome o7

 

[AliceShiki]

hey! nice shoe,..wanna fuck?

Nope! ^^)/

 

[Sushirollw]

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me an hour