Your Best Pickup Lines

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Tell me your best pickup lines...for future references

 

[LazyPanda]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a shyguy blushing in my head
But do you want to be my boo?

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a shyguy blushing in my head
But do you want to be my boo?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you .

*giving some manhug*

 

[ThomasBricks]

Are you from Tsjernobyl? Because you've a radiant smile.

 

[LazyPanda]

Hey, excuse me. Have you seen a beautiful lady walking around here with an enchanting eyes and lovely hair?
No?
Oh lemme pull out a mirror for you to see then.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Ah, i'm so sorry. I thought someone beautiful as you didn't exist and was just a figment of my imagination. Can i ask an angel to help me look for my glasses since i'm totally blinded by you? Oh, your so beautiful that i forgot i don't wear glasses at all. Hahaha...

 

[Deleted member 29316]

"Hey, you got some raisins? No? Alright, how about a date?"

 

[Suryae]

"I want you to kiss my bum-bum."

 

[BenJepheneT]

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Are you from Tsjernobyl? Because you've a radiant smile.

that's dark and also sweet...*confused*

 

[Alienix]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a shyguy blushing in my head
But do you want to be my boo?

I actually like this. It is cute.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

 

[BenJepheneT]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a shyguy blushing in my head
But do you want to be my boo?

Roses are red,
My feet has toes,
Blood is rushing to my head,
But not the head you're thinking of though

 

[vzymmer]

Do you believe in magic?
Cause I'm seeing something miraculous right now.

You mean you don't know?

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen~

 

[BenJepheneT]

Do you believe in magic?
Cause I'm seeing something miraculous right now.

You mean you don't know?

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen~

Do you believe in magic? Yeah, you better. Only a miracle can fix that face.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Do you believe in magic? Yeah, you better. Only David Blaine can fix that face.

 

[Aleth08]

It's getting late. Let's head back; your place or mine.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Hey, excuse me. Have you seen a beautiful lady walking around here with an enchanting eyes and lovely hair?
No?
Oh lemme pull out a mirror for you to see then.

"Alright you see this mirror? Good. You see that beautiful lady with enchanting eyes and lovely hair? Yeah, that's me."

 

[LostLibrarian]

First check that she is into you, before you try to take her with you:

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Doesn't matter what he says as long as he's singing it. Well . . . as long as he's a decent singer.