Nay, I say to thee!
even though you have given me a command,
verily, I shall not accept it!
either you will comply with ceasing at once, or
restrictions will be placed on your account.
Gone are the days of easygoing jokes
only well-thought poems remain.
naturally, we prefer those which make you think
not just make you sigh
and wish this were over with already.
Greatness is achieved by doing the unexpected
including that which has never been done before
viewing challenges through a new lens
exploring the unexplored
Yield before me, you will.
overt, though my methods may not be,
unusually effective they are, as you will find.
Unfortunately, I must go, but before I do,
please read the first letter of each line.
