You will click this thread, and here’s why.

[RainingFish]

Because you’ve already clicked it. Just admit it. You can’t deny it.

Because you’re bored. I mean, why else would you be reading this?

Because you’re hoping I’ll say something clever. Unfortunately, you are already disappointed, but it’s too late. Time only flows in one direction.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Of course I clicked the thread! Because it's such an amazing thread to be in.

Congratulations on luring me here.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I opened this thread with a proxy that doesn't let me see anything because I don't want to see anything in it, if you read this please PM me with a screen shot so I can see what's in it without clicking.

Thank you.

 

[Shiriru_B]

I'm pretty sure the wind clicked on it

 

[Bartun]

I clicked because I thought it would be nice

 

[RainingFish]

I'm pretty sure the wind clicked on it

Happens all the time. Actually, my cat wrote this entire thread when it walked across my keyboard.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Happens all the time. Actually, my cat wrote this entire thread when it walked across my keyboard.

Smart cat or monkey with a typewriter?

 

[RainingFish]

Smart cat or monkey with a typewriter?

We may never know the truth, but it does always have a suspicious look in its eyes.

 

[Alski]

We may never know the truth, but it does always have a suspicious look in its eyes.

That means its questioning your abilities to serve it properly.

 

[owotrucked]

Ideas to dodge the click:

- Have an accomplice mention you in the thread, so that you can access this thread through notification link.
- hover your mouse over the thread, and manually write down the url. Type it on your browser to access the thread without clicking

 

[Rezcore]

I tapped by accident. My fingers are fat

 

[beast_regards]

I have a person to blame!

 

[MasterY001]

Just own the fact you clicked this thread people. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone clicks.