You’re Fired

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Found another “person” or maybe a bot trying to sign me up to webnovel lol.
“You’re fired”

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Damn everyone's getting a shady contract these days. It's like an award for no longer being an unknown author at this point. When I get mine I'll be sure to print it out and hang it on my wall!

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Damn everyone's getting a shady contract these days. It's like an award for no longer being an unknown author at this point. When I get mine I'll be sure to print it out and hang it on my wall!

And make sure to say “You’re fired” to one of these doorknobs, and print that as well

 

[LostLibrarian]

Damn everyone's getting a shady contract these days.

Not everyone

 

[Representing_Tromba]

You can't fire me! I quit!

 

[LilTV1155]

You can't fire me! I quit!

I like your user's icon. It's manly and hawk.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I wish I got those so I could talk to them like I talk to telescammers.

 

[LilTV1155]

What does "non-exclusive" contracts meant?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I like your user's icon. It's manly and hawk.

Thank you. It's the character design of my character Scott Langston which many people I have shown it to have said that I look very similar to. I disagree with them but I'll take it as a compliment.

 

[Vnator]

What does "non-exclusive" contracts meant?

You can do whatever with your story and post or sell it anywhere, but so can they

 

[Ai-chan]

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Found another “person” or maybe a bot trying to sign me up to webnovel lol.
“You’re fired”

Hold on. If she died while reading your story (you monster!) then who's messaging you?

 

[greyblob]

what kind of psychopath leaves 1k+ messages unread

 

[BenJepheneT]

the Chinese are starting to poach authors for the imminent red curtain

hold the fort lads

one day, all of us will eat our mandated rice and noodles,

but today is not that day.
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[T.K._Paradox]

I wish I got those so I could talk to them like I talk to telescammers.

I mostly yell at telescammers in French or German until they decide to hang up.

Thank you. It's the character design of my character Scott Langston which many people I have shown it to have said that I look very similar to. I disagree with them but I'll take it as a compliment.

I honestly thought when I first came to scribble hub. Your profile pic was like a fantasy-based self-portrait.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Hold on. If she died while reading your story (you monster!) then who's messaging you?

???? oh no they are finding out!?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I mostly yell at telescammers in French or German until they decide to hang up.

I was singing to them for a while, but then I started saying, "I'm so glad you called! I'm taking a survey for school!"
If they engage with me, I slowly escalate the questions.
How much water do you drink per day?
How many calories do you consume in a day?
Are you currently pregnant or breastfeeding?
How many bowel movements do you have per day?
What is your date of birth?
What is your social security number?

 

[Snusmumriken]

What does "non-exclusive" contracts meant?

It can mean whatever they want. What really matters is what is written in the contract you are signing.