CheertheSecond
The second coming of CheertheDead
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You are one of the countless ladies that are being considered to become the consort to the crowned prince. Well, the prince is ok but the palace is a different beast altogether with its internal struggles, rules and people.
First daughter of Duke Tall "I would love to take His Highness's hands but I am born with a little trouble of not being able to bear children. I wish to step down for a more worthy lady."
Third daughter of Count Mintbar "I know everyone thought I am highborn and noble but I had ventured into a brothel when I was still reckless and lost my virginity."
Little sister of Baron Johnstone "I am gay, your majesty. I had already given my virginity to lady Dopfler and had taken hers."
Each excuses are more exaggerating than the last until fifth young lady of Lord Uhn-hinote ends it all for her house. "My sisters and I have penises."
Everyone gasps. Then it's your turn.
First daughter of Duke Tall "I would love to take His Highness's hands but I am born with a little trouble of not being able to bear children. I wish to step down for a more worthy lady."
Third daughter of Count Mintbar "I know everyone thought I am highborn and noble but I had ventured into a brothel when I was still reckless and lost my virginity."
Little sister of Baron Johnstone "I am gay, your majesty. I had already given my virginity to lady Dopfler and had taken hers."
Each excuses are more exaggerating than the last until fifth young lady of Lord Uhn-hinote ends it all for her house. "My sisters and I have penises."
Everyone gasps. Then it's your turn.
Revolution before marriage. Transmute the prince and the royal court into bread!