(WTF) Part - 02

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(This one is inspired from western culture)

A huge beautiful modern mansion was covered by lights, flowers, banners etc.

It was the day after the wedding day of James, the "Nuptial Night"! James at first took care of the guests and relatives and then entered his room to take care of his wife. The bed was decorated with many flowers. James can smell beautiful fragrance of his bride. He then happily sat nearby the bride.

"So, this is our nuptial night. Today we're gonna create a bond and we're gonna start a new phase of our life! That's why I don't want to keep any secrets or lies unknown to you."

"My parents may have said that I was never in a relationship buf actually I was, for 4 years straight. But still I'm virg*n. Also my parents may have said that I don't smoke but I do, secretly with friends and special ocassion."

James then asked the bride if she had any problems with the facts that he shared right now. The bride showed no problematic expression which made James happy.

"So, if you have any secrets, you can also share them with me!"

The bride started to say..

"I have one secret that I've neither told my family nor you and your family, before marriage!"

"Oh, it's okay! There are some secrets that are not shareable to family members but since we are husband and wife now, you can freely share them with me!" James said with a smile appearing on his face.

The bride took a deep breath and said....


"You're going to be a father!" said the bride with an innocent smile. ☺
 

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"But your species eats their mates and I'm still alive! That can't be possible!" James exclaimed, his dreams of a lust-filled suicide dashed into dust.
 

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Wait, crap. I can't understand this. Someone help.
 

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Wait, crap. I can't understand this. Someone help.
On their wedding night, a husband decides that he needs to tell his new bride all of his secrets. His include: His parents never knew he had a girlfriend (that he never had sex with) for four years, nor that he smokes when out with friends (but never at home).

She is grateful for this chance and tells him a secret she has so far only shared with her doctor: She is pregnant
 

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On their wedding night, a husband decides that he needs to tell his new bride all of his secrets. His include: His parents never knew he had a girlfriend (that he never had sex with) for four years, nor that he smokes when out with friends (but never at home).

She is grateful for this chance and tells him a secret she has so far only shared with her doctor: She is pregnant
OH SHOO-

SHE GOT IMPREGNATED BEFORE WEDDING??
 
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