Writing Prompt: "I Have An Army"

[dummycake]

Finish the story:

He chuckled. "You silly little thing," he said, his steps exuding confidence as he approached you, a smirk that said 'I already won' on his face. "Don't you know?"

"I have an army."

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

"I have an army"

"Where ?"

"In Ages of empires : Definitely Edition"

"What ?"

"Age of Empires: Definitive Edition is the new, lovingly remastered version of the legendary real-time strategy game straight from the pages of history! Relive the most glorious battles of history with all-new graphics, music, sound, and more.

In 1997, Age of Empires changed RTS games forever. Today, twenty years later, Age of Empires: Definitive Editionbegins that transformation anew with all-new graphics, remastered sound and music, and a smooth UI experience rebuilt from the ground up! Play the legendary RTS that started it all!"

 

[dummycake]

"I have an army"

"Where ?"

"In Ages of empires"

"Download now on your PC, Xbox, or Playstation!" He said while pointing at the QR Code on the screen

 

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

"We have a hulk"

 

[ArchlordZero]

"I have an army"

"Where ?"

"In Ages of empires : Definitely Edition"

"What ?"

"Age of Empires: Definitive Edition is the new, lovingly remastered version of the legendary real-time strategy game straight from the pages of history! Relive the most glorious battles of history with all-new graphics, music, sound, and more.

In 1997, Age of Empires changed RTS games forever. Today, twenty years later, Age of Empires: Definitive Editionbegins that transformation anew with all-new graphics, remastered sound and music, and a smooth UI experience rebuilt from the ground up! Play the legendary RTS that started it all!"

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[Corty]

He chuckled. "You silly little thing," he said, his steps exuding confidence as he approached you, a smirk that said 'I already won' on his face. "Don't you know?"

"I have an army."

"Me too! At first I started collecting space marines, but now I have a necron, tyranid and an ork force too!"

 

[Bobple]

"I have an army."

"An arm may?"

"What...?"

"That's what you said."

"No, I said an Army."

"Armory?"

"Army..."

"Armery? Who is that?

"AN A.R.M.Y ARMY."

"Oh... an army."

"Yes."

"You should've just said that to begin with."

"Damn you piece of shit." The man sighs, "Boys get him!"

"Boys? I mean you have a few females in it as wel-"

-Proceeds to get stomped to death by an army of chickens.

 

[Rhaps]

He chuckled. "You silly little thing," he said, his steps exuding confidence as he approached you, a smirk that said 'I already won' on his face. "Don't you know?"

"I have an army."

"Your imaginary friends don't count, get some meds already."

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Finish the story:

He chuckled. "You silly little thing," he said, his steps exuding confidence as he approached you, a smirk that said 'I already won' on his face. "Don't you know?"

"I have an army."

“And you think that matters in bed, boy? Nice try. Come ‘ere hun,” she said amusedly, grabbing him by the shirt and dragging her husband, the King, to their plush royal bed.
“Let me show ya how a woman takes charge. There will be none of that fancy ‘I’m a militant dictator’ when I make you scream mah name.” She grinned fiercely, the flames of passion in her eyes, proceeding to-
You think I’m going to tell you the rest of this scene? No way!

 

[Ellieporter]

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[TheMonotonePuppet]

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[Deleted member 84247]

"I have an army."

"You also have an army?" Envy asked.

"Wait...What type of army do you have?"

"I am glad you asked! I have an army of selves that live in my head. Did you know about Idol Envy? She is the one that sings in the shower, and she sometimes comes out on a forum website. There is also normal Envy. She is just as cringe as all of the other Envys, but she is also a little depressing sometimes." She paused, thinking of all of the Envys inside of her head. "My head is like a vampire playground, and we argue a lot...."

"STOP! I was just going to say I had an army of toy soldiers sitting on my desk."

"Oh...CUTE!"

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

"I have an army."

"You also have an army?" Envy asked.

"Wait...What type of army do you have?"

"I am glad you asked! I have an army of selves that live in my head. Did you know about Idol Envy? She is the one that sings in the shower, and she sometimes comes out on a forum website. There is also normal Envy. She is just as cringe as all of the other Envys, but she is also a little depressing sometimes." She paused, thinking of all of the Envys inside of her head. "My head is like a vampire playground, and we argue a lot...."

"STOP! I was just going to say I had an army of toy soldiers sitting on my desk."

"Oh...CUTE!"

This one’s just adorable!

 

[RepresentingPride]

He chuckled. "You silly little thing," he said, his steps exuding confidence as he approached you, a smirk that said 'I already won' on his face. "Don't you know?"

"I have an army. Well, technically, it's the robot killer army of my grandma, but she is the boss of her city. Do you still dare to face me?"

 

[dummycake]

"I have an army."

"You also have an army?" Envy asked.

"Wait...What type of army do you have?"

"I am glad you asked! I have an army of selves that live in my head. Did you know about Idol Envy? She is the one that sings in the shower, and she sometimes comes out on a forum website. There is also normal Envy. She is just as cringe as all of the other Envys, but she is also a little depressing sometimes." She paused, thinking of all of the Envys inside of her head. "My head is like a vampire playground, and we argue a lot...."

"STOP! I was just going to say I had an army of toy soldiers sitting on my desk."

"Oh...CUTE!"

the toy aficionado and the crazy vampire playing with toy soldiers

 

[Succubiome]

Finish the story:

He chuckled. "You silly little thing," he said, his steps exuding confidence as he approached you, a smirk that said 'I already won' on his face. "Don't you know?"

"I have an army."

My breath quickened as I looked up at him and slowly started unbuttoning the shirt of my military uniform.

He blinked. "Wait wait wait, what are you doing exactly?"

I tilted my head to one side, then the other. "Um... weren't you trying to dominate me?"

He sighed. "Technically, yes... but the sexual component was supposed to be subtext."

I waggled my eyebrows at him. "I can show you sub text."

He stared blankly. "...what?"

"fklufheskufhdrskughdufsf," I said softly as I stepped in a bit closer.

His eyes widened, and he took a step back, staring at me as his eyebrows slowly furrowed. "...how... how are you doing that with your mouth?"

I smiled up at him, unbuttoning one more button on my shirt. "Want me to show you what else I can do with my mouth?"

He closed his eyes and massaged his temples for a moment, before opening them and looking down at me with a mixture of annoyance and desire in his eyes. "...Fine. But we're fading to black."

We ended up fading to black quite a few times, if you catch my drift.

 

[dummycake]

My breath quickened as I looked up at him and slowly started unbuttoning the shirt of my military uniform.

He blinked. "Wait wait wait, what are you doing exactly?"

I tilted my head to one side, then the other. "Um... weren't you trying to dominate me?"

He sighed. "Technically, yes... but the sexual component was supposed to be subtext."

I waggled my eyebrows at him. "I can show you sub text."

He stared blankly. "...what?"

"fklufheskufhdrskughdufsf," I said softly as I stepped in a bit closer.

His eyes widened, and he took a step back, staring at me as his eyebrows slowly furrowed. "...how... how are you doing that with your mouth?"

I smiled up at him, unbuttoning one more button on my shirt. "Want me to show you what else I can do with my mouth?"

He closed his eyes and massaged his temples for a moment, before opening them and looking down at me with a mixture of annoyance and desire in his eyes. "...Fine. But we're fading to black."

We ended up fading to black quite a few times, if you catch my drift.

meta and slightly eldritch horror with her mouth
I liked it!



(btw I wasn't planning anything sexual when I wrote the prompt...)

 

[Succubiome]

(btw I wasn't planning anything sexual when I wrote the prompt...)

Valid!

I was just amused at the idea of taking a show of dominance in a different way then intended.

 

[dummycake]

Valid!

I was just amused at the idea of taking a show of dominance in a different way then intended.

I liked it.
It's fun to see what people come up with seeing a short snippet of a story

 

[Civilian]

"I have two."