Writing Prompt write the most disgusting smut you can within 500 words

[Avakrael]

"i slowly and deliberately ate the raw tomato til sucking the last zest from my finger."

(the taste of raw tomatoes makes me contemplate suicide)​

 

[phaeous]

"I am watching you MotherFucker."
-Voyeur Lover

 

[Raymann]

Spoiler: !!! 500 words !!!

amongus

 

[Deleted member 84247]

"I am watching you MotherFucker."
-Voyeur Lover

You are watching your alt?

 

[Zinless]

I don't know if smut is allowed on SHF, but here I go:

Spoiler: Caesar

Qlaxv fp qeb axv tb tbob cfkxiiv dlfkd ql qxhb x pqbm clotxoa. Pfqqfkd lk ebo yba, tb ylqe pbbjba kboslrp xka rkzboqxfk.

"Xob vlr obxav?" peb xphba, ebo slfzb pifdeqiv pexhv.

F jxkxdba ql jrpqbo x pilt kla, xqqbjmqfkd ql zlkzbxi qeb buzfqbjbkq yryyifkd rm tfqefk jb. Xp lro exkap buqbkaba qltxoap bxze lqebo, xkqfzfmxqflk erkd fk qeb xfo. Lro cfkdbop jbq, xka fk qexq fkpqxkq, x orpe lc brmelofx prodba qeolrde jb, zxrpfkd jv cxzb ql cirpe zofjplk. Ebo obxzqflk jfooloba jv ltk, ylqe lc rp zibxoiv xccbzqba.

Vbq, qefp txp lkiv qeb ybdfkkfkd.

Tfqe x doxarxi, xijlpq qbkqxqfsb jlqflk, lro cfkdbop fkqboqtfkba, bxze jlsbjbkq xzzljmxkfba yv x pjxii, xaloxyib vbim bpzxmfkd colj ebo ifmp. Qeb plrka xaaba x qlrze lc bkabxofkd zexoj ql qeb jljbkq. Lro cfkdbop zlkqfkrba ql bumilob bxze lqebo'p qlrze, zobxqfkd x qfkdifkd xtxobkbpp lc ebo phfk, qeb qbuqrob lc ebo cfkdbop, qeb dbkqib zrosb lc ebo kxfip, qeb plcqkbpp lc ebo mxij--bsbov abqxfi txp xjmifcfba.

Fk qexq fkqfjxqb zlkkbzqflk, qfjb pbbjba ql jljbkqxofiv mxrpb xp tb pxsloba qeb abifzxqb pbkpxqflk lc lro exkap rkfqfkd.

 

[Raymann]

The actual smut that has been stuck in my head for the last few days.

Spoiler: Seriously this time. Click to see.

“Fine, just for you…”
Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
Hey, I’ve got a melty marshmallow secret
It’s just bursting with sugar, you know…
Hey, I know you want a taste… don’t you?
Don’t bother to hide it, it’s clear as day…
Come a little closer, now

A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
See? I’ve already got you under my spell…

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This sweetest trap of romance
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you’ll fall in love…

In this literal pit I dug!
You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
Such intense romance needs a strategy
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

Hey, doesn’t it just make your heart race?
That little-bit-adult “a la mode”…
Hey, you want to do more than watch… don’t you?
Hold out your hand and follow your heart…
Come a little closer, dear

The barest of glimpses, a heart made to wait
It’s cute the way your eyes drift away
Now you’re drowning in the opiate of love…

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This honeyed trip of a romance
Wa-wa-wa-watch out for falling rocks
It’s a nasty trap I’ve set!

You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
By the time you catch on, it’s far too late
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Boys like you are always this way
So obsessed with silly traps
You’re so adorable, I can’t help but tease you…
With a honey trap set just for you!

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This sweetest trap of romance
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you’ll fall in love…

In this literal pit I dug!
You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
Such intense romance needs a strategy
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

 

[Avakrael]

The actual smut that has been stuck in my head for the last few days.

Spoiler: Seriously this time. Click to see.

“Fine, just for you…”
Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
Hey, I’ve got a melty marshmallow secret
It’s just bursting with sugar, you know…
Hey, I know you want a taste… don’t you?
Don’t bother to hide it, it’s clear as day…
Come a little closer, now

A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
See? I’ve already got you under my spell…

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This sweetest trap of romance
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you’ll fall in love…

In this literal pit I dug!
You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
Such intense romance needs a strategy
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

Hey, doesn’t it just make your heart race?
That little-bit-adult “a la mode”…
Hey, you want to do more than watch… don’t you?
Hold out your hand and follow your heart…
Come a little closer, dear

The barest of glimpses, a heart made to wait
It’s cute the way your eyes drift away
Now you’re drowning in the opiate of love…

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This honeyed trip of a romance
Wa-wa-wa-watch out for falling rocks
It’s a nasty trap I’ve set!

You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
By the time you catch on, it’s far too late
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Boys like you are always this way
So obsessed with silly traps
You’re so adorable, I can’t help but tease you…
With a honey trap set just for you!

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This sweetest trap of romance
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you’ll fall in love…

In this literal pit I dug!
You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
Such intense romance needs a strategy
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

RUN SANJI RUN

 

[NotaNuffian]

I don't understand smut.

What exactly is it?

 

[Sola-sama]

I don't know if smut is allowed on SHF, but here I go:

Spoiler: Caesar

Qlaxv fp qeb axv tb tbob cfkxiiv dlfkd ql qxhb x pqbm clotxoa. Pfqqfkd lk ebo yba, tb ylqe pbbjba kboslrp xka rkzboqxfk.

"Xob vlr obxav?" peb xphba, ebo slfzb pifdeqiv pexhv.

F jxkxdba ql jrpqbo x pilt kla, xqqbjmqfkd ql zlkzbxi qeb buzfqbjbkq yryyifkd rm tfqefk jb. Xp lro exkap buqbkaba qltxoap bxze lqebo, xkqfzfmxqflk erkd fk qeb xfo. Lro cfkdbop jbq, xka fk qexq fkpqxkq, x orpe lc brmelofx prodba qeolrde jb, zxrpfkd jv cxzb ql cirpe zofjplk. Ebo obxzqflk jfooloba jv ltk, ylqe lc rp zibxoiv xccbzqba.

Vbq, qefp txp lkiv qeb ybdfkkfkd.

Tfqe x doxarxi, xijlpq qbkqxqfsb jlqflk, lro cfkdbop fkqboqtfkba, bxze jlsbjbkq xzzljmxkfba yv x pjxii, xaloxyib vbim bpzxmfkd colj ebo ifmp. Qeb plrka xaaba x qlrze lc bkabxofkd zexoj ql qeb jljbkq. Lro cfkdbop zlkqfkrba ql bumilob bxze lqebo'p qlrze, zobxqfkd x qfkdifkd xtxobkbpp lc ebo phfk, qeb qbuqrob lc ebo cfkdbop, qeb dbkqib zrosb lc ebo kxfip, qeb plcqkbpp lc ebo mxij--bsbov abqxfi txp xjmifcfba.

Fk qexq fkqfjxqb zlkkbzqflk, qfjb pbbjba ql jljbkqxofiv mxrpb xp tb pxsloba qeb abifzxqb pbkpxqflk lc lro exkap rkfqfkd.

Need real brain to understand this. It's unfortunate that I lack 'em.

The actual smut that has been stuck in my head for the last few days.

Spoiler: Seriously this time. Click to see.

“Fine, just for you…”
Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
Hey, I’ve got a melty marshmallow secret
It’s just bursting with sugar, you know…
Hey, I know you want a taste… don’t you?
Don’t bother to hide it, it’s clear as day…
Come a little closer, now

A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
See? I’ve already got you under my spell…

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This sweetest trap of romance
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you’ll fall in love…

In this literal pit I dug!
You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
Such intense romance needs a strategy
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

Hey, doesn’t it just make your heart race?
That little-bit-adult “a la mode”…
Hey, you want to do more than watch… don’t you?
Hold out your hand and follow your heart…
Come a little closer, dear

The barest of glimpses, a heart made to wait
It’s cute the way your eyes drift away
Now you’re drowning in the opiate of love…

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This honeyed trip of a romance
Wa-wa-wa-watch out for falling rocks
It’s a nasty trap I’ve set!

You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
By the time you catch on, it’s far too late
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Boys like you are always this way
So obsessed with silly traps
You’re so adorable, I can’t help but tease you…
With a honey trap set just for you!

It’s a true-true-true hazard to pursue
This sweetest trap of romance
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you’ll fall in love…

In this literal pit I dug!
You can’t shoo-shoo-shoo me away when I pursue
Such intense romance needs a strategy
I’ll kee-kee-kee-keep on setting bait every day…
In my honey trap

Honey Honey Honey Honey
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

Bruh... I can hear text and see sound now. It's looping in my head.

 

[HelloHound]

Hot Dog Fell Directly Into Storm Drain

 

[Cipiteca396]

I don't understand smut.

What exactly is it?

Smut
Erotic work of fiction that’s mainly targeted toward females. Smut stories often gives heavy focus on love and relationships between the main characters.

The SH definition is a little different than what people seem to use practically though, which is basically just porn.
There's no point in using another site's definition of smut here though, so just write something romantic (while still involving sex).

"i slowly and deliberately ate the raw tomato til sucking the last zest from my finger."

(the taste of raw tomatoes makes me contemplate suicide)​

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

 

[NotaNuffian]

The SH definition is a little different than what people seem to use practically though, which is basically just porn.
There's no point in using another site's definition of smut here though, so just write something romantic (while still involving sex).


IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

So porn for women.

No wonder I don't get the term.