Would you rather?

[Worthy39]

Simple game, you just come up with two options, then the next person to comment in the thread answers the one above them and leaves another would you rather for the next person. So, to start us off, here you are.

Would you rather...

Eat chicken from a can.
Or...
Sit on a cactus.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I would rather eat chicken from a can.

Would you rather...
Have to tell a pregnant woman that you "understand their pain because you overeat and pee blood sometimes" every time you see one.
Or...
Uncontrollably sob apologize every time someone mentions 9/11 or their countries equivalent.

 

[IWILLDEFYTHEHEAVENS]

I would rather tell a pregnant woman....

Would you rather become cannibal or get eaten alive by a bear

 

[Worthy39]

I would rather tell a pregnant woman....

Would you rather become cannibal or get eaten alive by a bear

It's questions like this that scare everyone away... I'll take the bear option.

Would you rather...
Sing everything you say.
Or...
Never speak again.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

It's questions like this that scare everyone away... I'll take the bear option.

Would you rather...
Sing everything you say.
Or...
Never speak again.

I would rather sing everything.

Would you rather join my hoard willingly or have me take you into it?

 

[JayMark]

I would rather sing everything.

Would you rather join my hoard willingly or have me take you into it?

It doesn't matter, either way I end up well done. So I'll surrender.

Would you rather never eat bovine meats or die immediately?

 

[Worthy39]

It doesn't matter, either way I end up well done. So I'll surrender.

Would you rather never eat bovine meats or die immediately?

Die immediately.

Would you rather...
Give up writing.
Or...
Be forced to write 12 hours a day?

 

[Wamba2K]

12 hours. Easy.
Would you rather isekai into a world with futas that are all violently celibate or a world currently being struck by an apocalypse of man eating frogs.