Would you have sex with a dragon?

[Derin_Edala]

The Malcolm in the Middle theme song is stuck in my head now, so thanks for that. I came here to talk about some nice innocent dragon sex, not get punched in the face by nostalgia.

 

[TheTrinary]

Is your favorite movie Shrek by any chance?

 

[Deleted member 45782]

thought of dragon turned into human form story...
still no, not me. will leave it up to the characters thu...

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

If he turns into a human, yes. Absolutely! *Cough Cough* I love my dragon shapeshifters.

 

[2021]

100% would

 

[H0LL0W]

Questions:

1. What the fuck?
2. What kind of dragon? There are various kinds....
3. Is the dragon attractive? If so, then yes, onto the next questions.
4. Will he be a gentle lover?
5. Will he love me like no other?
6. Will he never give me up?
7. Will he let me down?
8. Will he run around and desert me?
9. Will he tell a lie, say goodbye?
10. Will he turn around and hurt me?

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

I've actually read a manga where a guy does that

 

[clover2218]

Not my place to comment...

 

[2021]

I’ll fuck one

 

[LoliGent]

You mean like, those giant monstrous creatures? How could a puny human possibly could? I mean, you'd get lost inside their cooch, or their dingle is razor sharp and would stab your stomach! Like, how even I can imagine such a thing! In fact, how do real life lizards actually do it? If dragon's are based on reptiles, then surely we can have a reference. Hmm... I must go now for reasons I cannot explain.

Looks up lizard genitals.

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

i didnt fuck my dragon. i didnt cum on my dragon. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my dragon. Ive never done anything weird with my dragons. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

 

[ThatOne]

If she is as big as me and somewhat human hell yeah

 

[Southdog]

What two consenting, compatible adults do is none of my business, just so long as it's not harming anyone and they're safe doing it.

That being said, is this a one night stand thing or can there be a deeper relationship?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I don't know any dragon, but I'd imagine it'd be something close to a dinosaur with wings. Would I eff a dinosaur? I sincerely doubt it, I am more aligned with the idea of being human-sexual-ish. I would, however, consider for a stand with an android or an humanoid alien

 

[PorksWithoutRibs]

I mean, if the Donkey could do it....